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Uh, Ra, what's Hugsy doing in the crib
with Emma?
>> Oh, well, she was just crawling around
and she found him, so I just let her
sleep with him.
>> That's all right, isn't it?
>> Oh, of course. Yeah, it's a stuffed
animal. You know, it's for kids, not for
adults.
>> I know that.
>> Joey, are you sure? I mean, I know how
much you love him. Rachel, let's be
clear on this, okay? I do not love
Hugsy.
>> I like him a normal amount.
>> All right. Well, Emma loves him.
>> Yeah. Well, why wouldn't she? He's a
wonderful person.
Look at you. All sweet and innocent,
sleeping like an angel with Emma's
chubby little hands wrapped around you.
>> It's okay, Emma. You stay asleep.
>> Step away from THE CRIB. I'M 11.
>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, RA. IT'S ME. Put
down the scrunchie.
What are you doing?
>> Well, I heard Emma stirring, so so I
came in to make sure she could reach
Hugsy.
>> Oh.
>> Oh, thanks.
>> All right. Well, now that I'm up, I'm
going to go to the bathroom.
>> Okay. There you go, sweetie.
This isn't over.
>> Hey. Hey, look who's here. It's Joey.
And he brought home a friend.
>> Joey? Emma's right here. You promised
not to bring girls home in the middle of
the day anymore.
>> No, no, no. It's not a girl. It's
a brand new Hugsy.
>> Oh, that's so great. Now Emma has two
Hugsies.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. Emma has one
Hugsy. The new Hugsy. Huh.
>> The other Hugsy. I don't know. I guess
I'll just take him back.
>> Oh, you know what? When I was a little
girl, I had a little pink pony named
Cotton. Oh, I loved her so much. I took
her everywhere. I would braid her tail.
>> Make the transfer
>> now. Now, should I be concerned that a
button fell off the old Hugsy and I
can't find it?
>> Oh, no. Don't worry about it. I
swallowed that years ago.
>> Oh, what? I don't think she likes the
new Hugsy.
>> But he's the same.
>> Yeah, I think she wants the old one
back.
>> Yeah, but he's the same.
>> Joey, come on. He's the same.
>> You're not the same.
>> Trying to put Emma down for a nap. Have
you seen Hugsy?
>> Uh, original or crappy?
>> Original?
>> No. Sorry, I haven't seen him.
>> Then what's that big lump under your
covers?
>> It's Monica. Okay,
>> that is not Monica.
>> All right, fine. It's original Hugsy.
You know, now I know Emma wants him, but
he's mine and I need him. She's being
unreasonable.
>> Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves
that STUPID PENGUIN SO MUCH. OH, DON'T
COVER ITS EARS.
>> It's because it reminds her of her uncle
Joey.
>> It does?
>> Yeah. And she's comforted by him because
she loves her uncle Joey so much.
>> Really? She She loves me.
>> Oh, yeah.
But you know what? If you need Hugsy,
don't worry. Emma will totally
understand. I won't, but whatever.
>> Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Ma. I mean, if if if
Hugsy means that much to Emma, then
Well, she can have him.
>> Oh, sweet. I knew Uncle Joey would step
up. Look, Emma, look who's back.
>> Forget it. Forget it. I can't do it.
>> Are you You're GOING TO TAKE USY AWAY
FROM A LITTLE CHILD?
>> HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT HIM IN the first
place?
>> Here. Ready to play?
>> Okay.
>> I brought a bunch of stuff for the
house. So, check it out.
>> What's this?
>> That's a dog. Every house should have a
dog. Not one that can pee on the roof.
>> Maybe it's so big because the house was
built on radioactive waste.
>> And is this in case the house sneezes?
No, no. That's the ghost for the attic.
>> I don't want a ghost.
>> Well, nobody wants a ghost.
>> But you've got one because the house is
sitting on an ancient Indian burial
ground.
>> Wait a minute. The house was built on
radioactive waste and an ancient Indian
burial ground.
That would never happen.
Sorry I uh I scared you in there.
>> Oh, that's okay.
By the way, I was just checking the
shower massager.
>> Yeah.
>> Hey, tried to reach you at work. There's
been a fire.
>> What? Oh my Oh my god.
What happened? Well, we believe it
originated here
in the aroma room.
>> All right. Did everyone get out? Okay.
>> Well, the draft's okay. And so is the
pirate.
>> What is this?
>> No, Phoebe. Don't look. You don't want
to see what's under there.
>> The the foster puppet.
>> Hey.
>> Hey.
>> Hey, Rich. I uh got you a little
present.
I'll open it.
It's a slinky.
Remember, huh? For walks downstairs,
alone impairs. Everyone knows it's
just a big spring.
All right. You're still mad at me
because of the whole
>> horrible and degrading list of reasons
not to be with me.
>> How about from now on we just call it
the unfortunate incident?
Hey, Gunther. You got stairs in your
place?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Donuts. There we go.
>> Hey guys.
>> Hey.
>> Hey.
>> What's in the bag?
>> Just some presents.
>> Come on. Show us what you bought.
>> You know you want to.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. This is a picture frame from Ben
to my parents. A cute.
>> I got some uh hers and hers towels for
Susan and Carol.
>> And uh I got this blouse for mom.
>> Boss, that is gorgeous.
>> Look at these authentic fake medals.
>> Tell you mom's going to be voted best
dressed at the Makebelie Military
Academy.
>> Hey.
>> Hey. Hey.
>> Happy Christmas Eve, Eve. You
>> Oh my god. Where did you get this?
>> Uh Macy's third floor home furnishings.
>> This is my father. This is a picture of
my dad.
>> I know my life's gone pretty well, but I
look around and I just see so many
people who have accomplished so many of
their goals by the time they're 30.
>> Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself
to me.
I did it. One mile on a hippity hop.
>> That's it. That's everything I wanted to
do before I was 30. Except I wanted to
patch things up with my sister.
>> OH WELL. BUT y
>> and and girls, this thing is a godsend,
if you know what I mean.
Woo!
>> Here's my boy. Here's my boy. And here's
his Barbie.
>> What's uh what's my boy doing with the
Barbie?
>> He picked it out at the toy store
himself. He loves it. He carries it
everywhere. It's like a security
blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky
beret.
Yeah, it's it's it's cute. Why why why
does he have it again?
>> So, it's got a doll. So, what?
>> Unless you're afraid he's going to grow
up to be in show business.
>> This wouldn't have anything to do with
that who's been raised by two women,
would it?
>> You know what? It's fine. If you're okay
with the Barbie thing, so am I. Give
daddy the Barbie. Give Give me the
Barbie. Okay. How about Don't you want
to play with a monster truck?
No. Okay. How about a dino soldier?
>> That's it. I cannot make this decision.
It is too difficult. So, I am just going
to leave it entirely up to the gods of
fate.
>> A magic eightball. Oh, you can't be
serious. You can't make this decision
with a toy. Oh, it's not a toy.
>> Well, I don't know what else to do. I
mean, I either keep my wife and lose one
of my my best friends or I keep my
friend and get divorced for the second
time before I'm 30. So, so if anyone
else has has a better suggestion, let's
hear it because I I got nothing. All
right, don't be shy. Any suggestion will
do.
Okay, then.
Here we go.
Magic eightball. Should I never see
Rachel again?
Ask again later.
Later is not good enough.
Ask again later.
>> What the hell? This is broken. It is
broken.
>> Let me see.
Will Chandler have sex tonight?
Don't count on it.
>> Oh, what you got there? Something else
that's not yours that you can break?
>> No. Um, I know you like this and I I
want you to have it. I think it'll look
good in our apartment.
>> Thank you.
>> That's fine. I noticed you've picked out
a lot of our dinosaur items.
>> Oh, yeah. Actually, that's one of the
reasons why we are not a couple.
>> I chose those. I'm a paleontologist.
>> Really? That is so cool. Oh. Oh, yeah.
Don't get too worked up over it. I mean,
it sounds like he's a doctor, but he's
not.
>> Oh, no. No. I'm fascinated by
paleontology. Have you read the new
Walter Alvarez book?
>> Yeah, I I teach it in my class.
>> Oh my god. Standing at a cash register.
I'm holding a credit card and I'm bored.
>> Swear if you try it, you will love it.
>> All right. If I do this, can we at least
discuss sex on the balcony?
>> Absolutely.
>> I don't know how that discussion is
going to go.
>> Fine. You can have the bath, but I am
taking your boat now. You're just a girl
in a tub.
>> Hey.
>> Hi, Bubbles. Manly.
>> Well, I just thought I would drop by and
let you know how it went with Joey.
>> You told her.
>> She pulled it out of me. She's like a
conversational wizard.
>> How did it go?
>> Well, you were wrong. He doesn't like
me.
>> What? Yeah. How would you like it if I
sent you to Lee Major's house and I told
you that he liked you and you went down
there and you found out that he didn't
like you? How would you feel?
>> I don't think I'd care. Really? Lee
Major is hot.
>> Hello.
>> We're in the bathroom.
>> Why?
>> Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable
time.
>> What are you guys doing in here?
Oh my god. A friend he's looking at
differently,
but it's wrong. It's Rachel.
>> You like Rachel?
>> Hey, look. It's no big deal, okay?
Phoebe and I talked about it. It's just
a crush. It's going to go away. Dude,
you got to rearrange your bubbles. Whoa.
>> No. Yes. Oh. Oh, would you look at that,
Monica? I just knocked off all your top
scores. How sad.
>> Okay, I'm next. No, don't start another
game. I said I was next. Phoebe. Oh, I'm
sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the
winning.
>> Chandler. Phoebe's hogging the game.
>> Who cares? It's a stupid game.
>> Oh, you only think it's stupid cuz you
suck at it.
>> I don't suck. It sucks.
You suck.
>> Wait. Okay. If this game is going to
cause problems between the two of you,
then maybe I should just keep it. No,
no, no, no. I love it. It is a great
present. But yeah, in fact, why don't
you go home and wait for the thank you
card?
>> Why do you want to play this game so
badly?
>> Yeah, it's not like it spits out a Clark
bar after every game.
>> Okay, maybe that's it. Come on. Get out.
Out of the chair. Come on. Come on. Out
of the chair. Oh, come.
>> Well, Glattus, say hello to your new
home.
Oh my. Wow. Oh, she is so nice and big.
OH, MONICA, where are you going to
display Glattus oh so proudly?
You haven't really settled on a spot
yet.
>> Well, hey, how about right above the TV?
That way, it will be the first thing
that you see when you walk in the door.
Yeah. Yeah. And you can get rid of that
French poster. I like that poster.
Really doesn't have anything coming out
of it.
Or maybe there's some place for her in
your bedroom.
>> Oh, THERE'S NOTHING ABOVE YOUR BED.
>> Are you still here?
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