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yeah I'm trying to get in touch with
Sharon Leonard she works for the NYU
paper this is Jerry Seinfeld she was
supposed to meet me at a coffee shop to
do an interview
oh hey come here come here those two
girls behind you they're
e really you know uh just because you
two are homosexual so
what I mean you should just come out of
the closet and be openly gay
already so what do you
say you know you'll always be the only
man I'll ever love what's the matter
with you come on go along I'm not going
along hi Jerry It's Sharon Leonard from
the NYU paper I'm here at the coffee
shop and I was a little late I guess we
must have missed each other yeah Shar
from n come on up what was that oh
that's that reporter from NYU she's
finally going to do the interview I told
her to come up here so this way we
wouldn't miss each other uh do you want
me to stay
sure I don't
care
hi hi I'm I'm Sharon hi I'm
Jerry something the matter no no no
nothing you look familiar have we ever
met I'm I'm not sure have we you look
familiar uh why don't we do this over
here oh this is George oh hi nice to
meet you he's going to hang around if
that's all right with you sure I'd like
to talk to him too oh
okay okay there we go uh-oh oh is that a
problem no I I just uh hate my my my
voice on tape it always sounds so high
and
whiny shall we start by away okay let's
see um are you just a comedian or do you
do anything else uh well right now
George and I are writing a pilot for NBC
oh so you also work
together
yeah Jerry did you wash this
PIR yeah washed it it looks like it
hasn't been
washed so wash
it you hear the way he talks to
me you should hear how my boyfriend
talks to
me
what hey uh let me ask you something
what do you think of this shirt it's
nice Jerry said he didn't like it I
didn't say I didn't like it I said it
was okay oh you said you didn't like it
oh well so what if I don't like it is
that like the end of the world or
something so how did you two meet oh
actually we met in the jimm locker room
yeah actually it was in gym class I I
was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry
was spotting me and uh I kept slipping
and burning my
thighs and then finally I slipped and I
fell on Jerry's
head and we've been close ever since do
you guys live to Together live together
no I I got my own place oh and do your
parents know no what my parents they
don't know what's going
on oh God you're that girl in the coffee
shop that was EES dropping on us I knew
you look familiar oh no no I I better
get going there been a big
misunderstanding here yeah we did that
whole thing for your benefit we knew you
were e dropping that's why my friend
said all that it was on purpose we're
not gay not that there's anything wrong
with that no of course not I mean it's
fine if that's who you are absolutely I
mean I have many gay friends my father's
gay look I I I know what I heard heard
it was a joke all right look you want to
have sex right now do you want to have
sex with me right now let's
go come on let's go budy come
on hey come on let's go I thought we
were going to take a
steam no I don't want any steam no steam
well I don't want to sit there naked all
by myself
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