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-Ohh! This isn't fair.
You really had to go
and call my dad?
-He needs to see these,
Michael.
Principal Humbolt and I
are very concerned
about your drawings.
-These are disturbing
and mostly threatening to me.
-It's not a big deal.
-Not a big deal?
This could lead
to serious consequences --
suspension,
maybe even expulsion.
[ Knock on door ]
Come in.
[ Door opens ]
-Hello?
[ Dreamy music plays ]
♪♪
-[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
Hi.
-Hi.
[ Music ends ]
-[ Laughs ]
-[ Breathes sharply ] Oh.
Hi.
-Hi.
-[ Chuckles ]
Gosh.
I haven't
laughed that hard in...
a long time.
-Right.
Well, thanks for coming in.
Um, please have a seat.
-Thank you.
Um, is everything okay?
-Oh, everything is fine,
Mr. Seymour, truly.
[ Chuckles ]
-Please.
You can call me "Marcus."
-Okay. Marcus.
[ Laughs ]
Have you ever let anyone
call you that before?
-Yes.
-Wow. [ Laughs ]
-Um, yeah.
So, your son did some drawings.
-Oh, yes.
Um, the drawings. Yes.
You know, they're --
they're -- they're fine.
I, um...
So, I think this is me,
and it looks like he's, um,
putting a necklace on me
or something, right?
Is that...
-Uh, no, I don't think so.
I think it's pretty clearly
that he's trying
to chop your head off.
-Oh, no. That's terrible.
[ Clears throat lightly ]
¿Por qué tú hiciste ese dibujo?
Me tienes preocupado.
¿De dónde tú sacas esa idea?
-[ Sighs ]
-Oh, my gosh.
-[ Chuckles ] I just --
I love your language.
[ Laughter ]
Oh! That gave me chills.
What is that?
-It's Spanish.
[ Laughter ]
-It's beautiful.
-Okay.
Is -- Is that the only drawing
the Michael did?
-Uh, I think so, yeah.
-Actually, no,
there's definitely more.
-Okay, yeah.
-Like, uh, this one right here.
-Okay. Yeah. Um.
This one --
this one is interesting.
Me again. Lucky girl.
And the school saw some sort of
imminent beating with a bat.
But correct me if I'm wrong --
I think he's holding a ruler
to measure me
for a wedding dress...
'cause I'm single.
[ Laughs ]
Nobody ever had the balls.
[ Laughter ]
-No, it's a bat.
-I love it.
Before we continue,
is there a Mrs. Seymour?
-No, she left us.
-Bitch!
[ Laughter ]
-No.
Like, she died.
[ Audience groaning ]
-Then the bitch is I.
-Okay, let's, uh, let's get
back to the drawings, please.
-Okay.
-Look.
To me, this drawing,
this picture,
it -- it seems like he's trying
to express himself.
-I couldn't agree more.
Hell, some of these
are just downright beautiful.
I mean, okay,
I didn't even see this one.
Look at me, flying around,
big ol' rocket out of my butt.
And am I wearing
some little leash?
Okay, everyone,
write down your sizes.
I'm making shirts.
-Okay, well, I'm a medium, so...
-We're not doing that.
We need to show these
to a therapist.
-I agree.
-Okay. All right.
Well, how about this, okay?
What about,
if you ever have any concerns,
you just call me
or just come over?
And, listen, I'm not
one of those, "What are we?"
Girls are the worst.
-Oh, my God, can we go home?
-That's a great idea.
Uh, thank -- thank you both.
Come on.
-Okay.
Talk -- I'll talk to you soon.
-Ese bobo, ¿quién es él?
-Well, um...
[ Door closes ]
-...for what it's worth,
I am in love with you.
-Robert, this is a workplace.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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