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Good morning, madam. Can I help you? Are
you the manager? I am the owner, madam.
What? I am the owner. I want to speak to
the manager. I am the manager, too.
What? I am the manager as well.
Manif what?
I'm the manager. What? I'm the manager.
Yes, I know. You've just told me. What's
the matter with you now? Listen to me. I
booked a room with a bath. When I book a
room with a bath, I expect to get a
bath. You've got a bath. I'm not paying
£720 per night plus VAT for a room
without a bath. Where is your bath?
You call that a bath? It's not big
enough to draw the mouse. Disgraceful.
I wish you were a mouse, I'm sure.
And another thing, I asked for a room
with a view. Deaf, mad, and blind. Uh,
this is the view as far as I can
remember, madam. Yes. Yes. This is it.
When I pay for a view, I expect
something more interesting than that.
That is to madam. It's not good enough.
Well, may I ask what you were expecting
to see out of a toy hotel bedroom
window? Sydney Opera House perhaps. The
hanging gardens of Babylon, herds of
builder beasts sweeping majestically.
I expect to be able to see the sea. You
can see the sea. It's over there between
the land and the sky.
I need a telescope to see that. Well,
may I suggest that you consider moving
to a hotel closer to the sea? Or
preferably in it.
Now, listen to me. I'm not satisfied,
but I've decided to stay here. However,
I shall expect a reduction. Why? Because
cracker is not erupting at the moment or
because the room is cold. The bath is
too small. The view is invisible. And
the radio doesn't work. No, the radio
works. You don't. What? See if I can fix
it. You scabby old B.
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