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Come on.
Uh-huh.
Chelsea.
It's not called AT anymore.
That's actually
super disrespectful.
Oh.
What is it called now?
KS.
It stands for Kayla Syndrome.
It's named as an
in memoriam to Kayla.
Deirdre, I think you
might mean a tribute.
- No.
- OK.
Are you getting that?
Does that make
sense to you, sir?
Oh, so it's named after Kayla.
OK.
That's cool.
It's actually not cool.
I mean, are you
seeing this girl?
She's, like, sick as a dog.
Yeah, well, I
apologize, Kayla.
I'm sorry that you
have Kayla Syndrome.
So it's actually better
if you just call it KS--
OK.
--because it's
super triggering
for Kayla to have to hear--
- Absolutely.
Heard.
--her own name brought
up in that context.
- Gotcha.
- Makes sense.
You know, part of me wonders--
You-- do you have
something to say?
Say it.
Just say it.
Coach Hillridge, do
you have any thoughts?
I'm just here to listen.
That's why you da man.
Thank you, Coach Hillridge.
That means a lot.
You're welcome, Kayla.
Yes, thank you, sir.
Chelsea, you're welcome.
Did anybody do the homework?
- No.
- No.
No.
We've all been
dealing with this.
Right.
You're all getting
your medical degrees.
[BELL RINGS]
Have a good one, Jake.
All right.
So after witnessing that,
do you still think AT is--
- KS.
- KS.
Do you still think
it's a real disease?
Look, it's actually
quite simple.
Kayla and Chelsea, best
friends since freshman year,
right, side by side,
socially speaking.
Uh-huh.
Last month, Chelsea's
out for a couple of weeks.
Remember that?
The whole time she's
gone, all Kayla could hear
is, where's Chelsea?
Is Chelsea going to be
out for much longer?
So then Kayla's getting
jealous and she comes up with--
Asymptomatic Tourette's.
And it worked, for a time.
But then Chelsea starts
rallying everyone to be
super supportive of Kayla.
And what does that do?
Makes everybody talk about how
great and caring Chelsea is.
Chelsea did the same
thing to Renee last year,
and Renee is still not back at
100%, you know what I'm saying?
Who's Renee?
Come on, man.
She goes by Deirdre
in the classroom,
Renee in the friend group.
Keep up, Marquez.
It's just so much information.
But that's beside the point.
It brings us to today, the
events of what happened here
in your classroom.
Who speaks up on Kayla's behalf?
Who started making sure everyone
was sympathetic to the journey
that Kayla was on?
Who renamed the goddamn disease?
Chelsea.
Kayla's whole gambit
to gain sympathy
has turned into nothing
more than a vehicle
for Chelsea's rapid ascent to
the upper echelon of popularity.
That's crazy.
You got all this from 20
minutes in my classroom?
I only needed 10.
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