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-Wow! I can't believe what was
supposed to be a one-night stand
turned into three weeks
together.
-[ Chuckles ]
Yes, I'm also having trouble
believing that.
-So, I've been thinking.
My lease is up.
Your lease isn't.
So I could either be homeless or
perhaps there's
another arrangement?
-Like you...
get another apartment?
-Oh, um, I'm sorry.
This is kind of awkward,
but you're kind of
sitting at our table.
-Your table?
The bar area is first that got
here, first that will be served.
-Um, okay.
Well, we've been
coming here every Friday
for the past three weeks,
and this is where we sit,
right, baby?
-Oh, right.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Baby, they got here first.
-Babe, this is our special
table. They need to move.
-[ Sighs ]
Ay, dios mio, baby.
Let's just go.
Maybe I go to my apartment,
and you go to any place
that's different than that.
-No way, no way.
We're not just gonna leave
because they told us to.
Say something.
Defend my honor.
-Okay. I got this, baby.
I got this.
Hey!
-Hey.
-[ Speaking Spanish ]
-That's right.
He's about to beat your ass.
-[ Speaking Spanish ]
-You hear that?
He's gonna go loca on you.
-[ Crying ]
-Oh, so now you're making
my man cry?
Let me tell you something in
a way you can understand.
[ Speaking Spanish ]
-What?!
-Mm-hmm. You heard me.
[ Speaking Spanish ]
-Baby, baby, baby, baby.
You are not making any sense.
-You're not the only one who can
speak Spanish, bitch.
I used to work at Chipotle.
Listen to me closely.
[ Speaking Spanish ]
-Damn, they're really
going at it over there.
-Yeah. I feel like I'm watching
a telenovela.
-Yeah, I hope they do
that thing where
they slap each other
and kiss.
-Wait. What?
-Yeah, you know,
in every novela,
there's a slap-and-kiss.
You see, in their culture,
the line between
passion and violence
is paper-thin.
-Oh!
-Baby, please, come over here.
Do not listen to this woman.
I'm gonna protect you.
-Oh, yeah?
You better protect her,
because I'm about to...
[ Speaking Spanish ]
-Baby, baby, baby,
you're talking about asparagus.
Let me handle this, okay?
[ Speaking Spanish ]
-Yeah!
[ Speaking Spanish ]
[ Conversing in Spanish ]
[ Both laugh ]
-I'm sorry. Wait.
Why are you two laughing?
What did you just say?
-Uh...
I said, uh...
there's no reason to fight
and they make a great couple
and he never --
he should never let her go.
-Aww!
Really? That's sweet.
Baby, let's get out of here
and go back to your place,
'cause tonight,
I'm gonna give you...
[ Speaking Spanish ]
-Okay, baby.
Let's go.
-Hmm. Okay.
Well, maybe we can learn a
little something from them.
So tonight,
I'm gonna give you...
[ Speaking Spanish ]
-You had me at "tetas."
-Wow. Wow.
-Wow. Wow.
Would you look at that?
-It's like they always say.
[ Speaking Spanish ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
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