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-First you have to tilt the head back, and clear the airway and blow.
-Oh Max, I think we're witnessing his first kiss!
-Fourth, thank you very much!
-Please, take her not me!
-What's happening? -Han, we're being robbed!
-So sorry. Please take everything that is in my manny-pack.
-Would it be possible if I took my prayer beads out?
-They've been in my family
for hundreds and hundreds of--
-I don't think so, homeboy.
-You're in my house now, b*tch!
-Han, what sign are you?
-I'm guessing the 40-year-old Virgo.
-Max you don't need that paper, I'll tell you what's in your future:
-Using my name as a reference, at Chipotle!
-Mhmm... this food is so good! My compliments to the man who hired the chef!
-Oleg, you're not getting a raise just because Sophie can act like your food is yummy in her tummy!
-Would you change your mind if I did it in a different accent?
-I used to act in Poland, I can do a whole bunch!
-Mhmm... My word, I just love this tasty tortellini.
-Thank you for tonight's nightmare.
-It also says that cook could wear deodorant and shirt that covers armpit.
-This is on card?
-Yes.
-You are lying.
-Yes.
-Remind me never to be a spy with Han.
So this is how you tell me what you think of me?!
-You hide behind outdated method of feedback?!
-What? I should have posted TwitPic of my face like this?!
-Han, you look like Babe Ruth.
-Well,
Baby Ruth.
-Maybe you two can kiss my sweet ass because this outfit's a home run!
-This is so heavy! Oleg, what do you have in here?!
-Socks!
-Really Han, it's like your arms are only
there for decoration!
-To be fair, Oleg's socks probably have some pretty heavy loads in them.
-I bring things up, Sophie says "No", I bring them right back down.
-Is there no elevator up in
this B*tch!
-Can you just let this go!
-So I took a little off the top, everybody takes a little off the top.
-Look what God did to Han!
-Don't drag me into the middle of "Pretty Little Liars".
-I've got two ferrets at home with a
stomach flu and I don't need it!
-Now everyone stop what you're not doing. I'm calling an emergency staff meeting.
-How is the tart coming?
-Han you're not Safe, leave.
-Oof, you haven't even finished the shell. That's the easiest part!
-Han, this is your face!
-Well, I should get going! I didn't know
she could take B*tch to the next level!
-What is that and why is it wearing a bow tie?
-Maybe because an actual tie would drag on the ground.
-Speaking of dragging on the ground...
-...maybe you could drag an antelope back to your cave and have sex with it!
-See, I have a sense of humor too!
-Han, since the diner is now owner-operated, if we have to wait on tables, so do you.
-You're gonna cover our shifts because our other buisness,
-the desert bar, is opening in two days.
-Did you say you own a dessert bar? Heart pill time.
-I don't know why I can't
catch a break from you two,.
-I had to put up with Max's heartbreak over her LA boyfriend Randy for months!
-It was more indulgent than Beyonce's Lemonade!
-How dare you?! -She's a queen!
-The name Randy is off-limits in this diner Han.
-Like ambition or fresh milk.
-Girls, while you have us trapped here, what the hell is a dessert bar?
-Is it cake with alcohol in it? Or alcohol with cake?
-Earl, everybody understands the concept.
-I don't get the dessert bar thing either.
-No one wants to hear from a human mustard packet.
-Randy, Randy, Randy, sing!
-The customer asked for crust
off of turkey club!
-Did they say that, or is this something you say that they said?
-They said it. But I say, I see "screw the boss" sleeveless tee.
- I'm sorry, someone
call Ripley's. There is a small mouse speaking.
-And I bet for sure it comes with
stinky armpits!
-Why don't you see for yourself, Ratatouille?
-I've gotta go. Fight's starting.
-You are stinky! So stinky, my mother
in Korea called me and said, "What is that smell?"
-Your English is terrible.
--My English is less terrible than your terrible English!
- What? I couldn't understand a word you said!
-What? So sorry, I couldn't understand a word you said!
-So back to us-- -How about
back to work?!
-Max and I-- -Need to do some work!
-There, end of news!
-Girls, I have made a big decision! -You're having a sex change?
I totally support you, but be careful Han, female to male is very tricky.
-Well, you would know!
-I think we're supposed to dance like that!
-Max, Caroline?!
-Even though you just so us doing that, we are still so much cooler than you.
-Yes, but the gap's getting smaller.
-Gather please, I have a very special gift for all my diner employees! -Health insurance?
-Come on, it's Christmas time, not crazy time!
-It's art, it's a one-of-a-kind silk screen! I did it by hand.
-Han, it's the diner! This is amazing!
-Open the door, I put something behind it, that reminds me of each of you!
-Mine has Sophie! -Mine has a saxophone! -Mine has a cupcake!
-Mine has a chainsaw!
-If I knew we were going to have staff
meetings after work, I would have taken job at T.G.I Fridays instead. Over there, they roll fast and loose.
-Well this is how I roll! -Yeah short and slow.
-No. I roll Fast and Furious, Tokyo Drift style!
-Okay I'm gonna get behind you and hold on to your seat.
-Not without three Long Island iced teas and one, "Your butt looks good in those jeans."
-Tootsie? -Yeah.
-Max, don't look. -Yarn-bombing?
-Hey Max!
Han? -I'm just riding my
bike to the bike store, to buy more bikes!
-Is that Han or Lance Armstrong's runaway testicle?
-Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was too busy knowing how to ride a bike!
-Damn it, now I got to do this!
- Oh my God, Max you're not gonna believe this, but those two girls have issued a cease and desist order!
-Those b*tches! What's that?
-They're saying we have to stop selling our t-shirts! That's what
I told them we were gonna do. They even copied this idea!
-What is going on here? There's food
waiting in the window, periodicals strewn about.
-Someone's on his periodical.
-Han we just got surved!
-At least someone in the diner has!
-You're lucky your boss is so chill.
-Guess what I'm doing?
-Motivating me to look at résumés on monster.com?
-How'd it go with Sophie? Were you able to do the thing, you know,
-the man does while the woman makes shopping lists in her head?
-Sshh come on, I don't want
anyone to know I can't get it up.
Oleg can't get it up?
-OMG Oleg can't get it up! Best week ever!
-Hey everybody!
-What's up? -Not your boyfriend!
-If anyone needs me I'll be outside
riding my bike, with an erection!
-Late and with an attitude. You think you're too good for the diner?
-Of course she thinks that! - I think sourdough bread is too good for this diner.
-Well, what other career option do you have Caroline?
Hmm let's see, cupcakes? No wait, your shop didn't last 6 months!
-Don't go there Han. -Oh, I'm already there and now I'm back!
-Why so moody Han? Are you "man-struating"? -Is it that time of the man-th?
-That shop was our dream Han and this is just a dumb diner!
-You're fired! -Ooh! I'm fired?
-Max, Han just fired me! -You lucky son of a wh*re.
-I'm serious Caroline, you called my diner dumb. Well, at least my diner is still open and successful, whereas your cupcake shop was so dumb it failed!
-Oh he did not go there! I went there and then I came back, and then I went there again!
-You no what? I don't need this. -Well actually you do kinda need this cause we broke.
-Broke or not, I don't have to stand here and take this. I quit! Oh really
you quit? You must be dumber than my diner, because I already fired you!
-Here's our big news: You are
looking at the manager and the head pastry chef of the brand-new High location!
-If you two quit the diner, how will I ever replace you?
-Unless I hire, literally anyone else!
-No Han, we still have to work here at night. But at the new High we're gonna be the big bosses calling all the shots!
-Yes, yes by day. But by night you'll be the coleslaw's b*tch.
-You know what it sounds like you
need cranky lady? A Midol and a Dove bar.
-You watch it too Oleg, like Earl's hip, you can be replaced!
-I am calling diner security.
-What's up Earl? Are you on the phone with the diner? I feel like I can smell it.
-I don't think any of us are gonna make it past tomorrow. Han is
walking around like he owns the place!
-I do own the place!
-Oh hello, welcome to the Williamsburg diner. Can I get you anything? like a work ethic!
Han, this is adorable, but we're
busy. We're pitching our business brand, and Max and I need to get on the same page.
-Yeah we don't want to work here the rest of our lives. - Well, now we're all on the same page!
Han just give us 10 minutes then we'll get to work.
-Well, I've waited 4 years what's
another 10 minutes?!
-Our business isn't working. -Well guess who is working? Me, the damn owner!
-Max Caroline, you're stealing my dishes?!
-Damn it, I didn't think you could see up this high. -And I didn't think you could sink this low!
-Okay stop, you're already robbing me blind with your "I'm a waitress" scam.
-Tell me everything that happened, leave out no detail!
-It was insane, I mean like
so hot. Like the Caribbean, or our shower that one.
-What are you too celebrating? I know it isn't a job well done!
-Oh wait, is that why those scary-looking guys came into the diner looking for you, and made some threats? I remember something about a strike and no balls.
-Something about no balls?
You monsters didn't get the precise wording on a threat to my life!
-I was a little distracted
Han. J.Crew claimed to have a 50% off sale,
but then I clicked on the link and it was an up to 50% sale, mostly on men's suiting.
-Oh do send me the link, so I can select the suit I'll be buried in! Because you two can't take a damn message!
Why is this taking so long?! You did all those christmas cards!
-Truth be told, those were supposed to be ready last year. But what was the rush? You two weren't going anywhere!
-You've only made one shirt in 2 hours! And it's a masterpiece!
Do you want one "Citizen Kane" or 30 "Here comes the boom".
-She should come to our party.
-She just moved to Williamsburg and we're having a party tomorrow, you should come!
-Oh you know what, I'm
busy tomorrow night,
-because I'm going to your party!
-I've seen people with podcast
less desperate for approval!
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