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i'm swamped right now
you're just staring into space um i'm
trying to move that pencil
this one it worked
pheebs this whole apartment thing is a
nightmare
every place that i can afford comes with
a roommate who is a freak i mean look at
this
wanted female roommate non-smoker
non-ugly
that's probably just some 12-year-old
kid trying to get girls to call
it's just there's nothing this city is
full
wait no look at this two-bedroom
two-bath must be non-smokers satan
worshiper's okay
no yeah but it's on the ground floor
hey hey rach uh are you still looking
for a place
yeah why okay there's this guy warren
from the museum and he's going on a dig
for like
two years and he's got this great place
he needs a sublet so uh
you're interested that sounds great i'd
love to live at warren's i love warren
oh wait wait is he the guy that asked
you for naked pictures of me
it doesn't matter you won't be there
thank you
oh don't thank me uh you want to thank
someone thank the volcano that erupted
thousands of years ago
killing but perfectly preserving an
entire civilization
here's warren's number oh this is great
i'm going to call him
right now
okay you go
i saw it i don't know what you're
talking about
um i'm talking about that which you
already know but won't admit
you know that you love her again you
re-love her
look i do not re-love her i can't
believe you won't just admit it
okay just promise me that you won't do
anything stupid
look we're just friends now okay why
would i do anything stupid
well the apartment is already subletted
i mean this is just
hopeless i'm never gonna find anything
you can live with me what what
what oh my god are you serious
i would love to live with you ross
that's great thank you
i'm i'm just glad i could you know help
you out
wow i'm so happy for you guys this is so
so not stupid
ross ross you have no idea what this
means to me i me i mean i was going to
be homeless
you've just saved me you're my hero
hero i i don't know well all right
oh i have to go tell monica what a
wonderful brother she has
oh please
you're gonna say things now aren't you
no no i won't but i should tell you this
this exact same thing happened to my
roommate denise she moved in with a guy
who was secretly married to her and he
said he didn't love her but he really
did
and it just blew up and that's how she
ended up living with me
okay that's a lie
you don't have a roommate denise
no one ever listens to me
hi hi listen i'm sorry about before i
don't need to have a game room
i mean when i was a kid i only played
those games because i couldn't get girls
and now i can get
now i have you no
no not that i think that i have you or
think of you as
property in any sort of way i see
women stop it chandler
i'm sorry too really yeah
oh yes listen we don't have to make that
a guest room
we can think of something to do with the
room together that's a great idea we can
easily think of a way for us both to
enjoy the room
totally
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