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(upbeat music)
- So we're agreed.
Trapp definitely killed Pat,
and we need to call the police.
- Yes.
- Hey.
Whatcha talking 'bout?
- Nothing (laughs).
- Yeah, just boring stuff.
- Wait a minute.
How tall is Grant?
- [Grant] What do you mean?
- How tall are you?
Like, I feel if I look at you like this,
I can tell that you're clearly
taller than everyone else.
But sometimes I feel like you
and Katie are the same height.
- You mean how in our videos,
sometimes they have to frame
the camera angle around me?
- No, I mean like in real life.
Like, right now,
Katie even looks like a
little bigger than you.
- He looks pretty tall to me.
- Wait, is Katie taller than Zac?
- I don't know.
Let's see.
(footsteps)
Nope.
- Well, now, hold on.
That doesn't make any sense.
- Why not?
- Because Katie was taller than you,
but then you are taller than Zac,
and now Zac is taller than Katie?
And now it looks like you're
taller than everyone else.
- I am taller than everyone.
- I know that.
Like, I know that objectively,
I'm just saying, sometimes
it looks like you're not.
Like, you're way down here now.
- Maybe it's like a perspective thing?
You know, it's like the angle
at which you're standing.
- Maybe?
Okay, could we try this?
Can everyone just move
apart from each other?
(bouncy music)
Katie, go move next to Grant.
(sighs)
(bouncy music)
Now Zac.
Come on, what the hell?
- Does this really matter?
I mean, who cares how tall Grant is?
- [Grant] Yeah.
- Oh, I'm losing my mind.
- Oh, you know what?
I've been crouching.
Let me just stand up.
- Oh, okay.
Oh.
- Oh yeah.
I'm also crouching.
- All right.
- Oh! Me too.
(dramatic music)
(bouncy music)
- No, no, no, no.
Stop, stop.
What is this? No!
Now it's just legs!
It's just crazy spider legs!
None of this makes any sense!
- Of course it makes sense.
You're looking at it.
Grant.
- How?
I don't know.
Zac.
(bouncy music)
- Son of a bitch!
- Okay, Trapp.
You're a little too worked up.
We're going to put you away for the day.
- What?
(dramatic music)
Wha--no, no, no!
No, Katie, no!
(screams)
(dramatic music)
(metallic click)
(dramatic music)
(fingernail taps glass)
(dramatic music)
- You know, I just don't
know what got into him.
- I dunno.
(electronic boom)
- It's called "The Star-Spangled Banner,"
not "Oh Say Can You See."
- Yeah.
Oh. No, what? Really?
- Where's Trapp?
- What?
- Oh my God, Pat.
We thought you were dead.
- Where's Trapp?
- At the office.
- Yeah man, it's the
middle of the work day.
Where else would he be?
- The office.
(dramatic music)
- So then why are you guys here, then?
- Oh, it's $3 margaritas.
- I don't have any fingers.
(electronic boom)
- Hi, it's Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor.
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