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(door opens)
- [Morgan] Oh my God, I
feel so full it is rid...
- [All] Surprise!
(Morgan yelps)
(rock music)
- Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, hey.
Um, I have, I'm sorry, I
have to go to the bathroom.
It's such bad timing.
- Thanks for coming guys.
- It's not like...
You not like a formula, you know?
Like, there is randomness.
But like, is the randomness predetermined?
Well, of course no one will know.
But like, even your objection,
even your posing the question has
to assume so sort of like free will.
The question isn't like,
do we have free will,
it's like, are we able to have fun?
And I don't know, you know?
I don't know if we're able to have fun.
Sometimes I can't have fun.
I try real hard and it's not, you know,
it's not intrinsic to
a human of having fun.
That's like a social category that we
put on ourselves, like a mode.
What were you...
You gonna say?
You were gonna...
- Nope.
- Like, what's going on?
- Um, well I got like offered this
this job.
It's called the Teen
Wolf After-After Show.
- Oh, what is, what's that?
- It's this, it's this show that
airs after the after show
for Teen Wolf on MTV.
- Oh so it's on TV?
- No, it's online, but like, um,
just like don't tell anybody, OK?
- That it's not on TV?
- No, no, I just like, I haven't,
I haven't really told anybody yet,
so I'm just trying to keep it on the DL.
- Ooooooh.
Big brother has big secret.
- Seriously, it's actually a secret.
- Yeah, I won't say anything.
- All right, it just seems
like you're doing a bit.
- No, big secret.
- Yeah, but seriously, don't tell anybody.
- I got it, yeah.
I get the hint.
Big secret.
- So you know that doctor I was dating?
- [Morgan] Yeah, yeah Dan?
- He's not a doctor, he's a garbageman.
- Surprise!
Hey, hey what's up man?
Dude, remember when we
all said "Surprise?"
- Yeah that was great.
- That was good.
- That was so tight, oh my gosh.
- Yeah, that's great.
How's it going man?
How's L.A.?
- L.A. is amazing,
everybody's booking stuff.
It is insane, bro. Insane.
- That's great.
- I booked three things. You believe it?
- Really?
- [Woman] What?
- What are they?
- I'm in the new Jurassic.
- Oh Jurassic Park?
- Like Jurassic Park?
Like the fourth installment
of Jurassic Park?
- Oh, is there a movie
called Jurassic Park, too?
- [Elle] Like the franchise?
- Jurassic World?
- Yeah.
- That's insane.
- [Guy] I'm in that.
- That's insane.
- [Morgan] Holy shit.
- [Morgan] That's crazy.
- [Elle] That's so cool.
- Mad TV's got a reboot.
Guess who's in it?
Ba-dow.
- Really?
That's crazy, yeah.
- Dude, everything's
been happening so fast,
I can't even remember the third,
but I booked it dude.
- That's great. That's really awesome.
- Thanks man, thanks so much.
(all congratulate)
Hey, I hear you're moving to L.A., too,
so congrats to you man.
Dope.
- Teen Wolf.
- Oh.
- You know it?
- The...
No.
- Fuck.
Uh, I uh, no, I actually,
I got this job offer.
- What job? What?
- What? Yeah, what job?
- Uh, it's this uh, Teen Wolf, um,
after show thing.
- Oh, that's the third thing I booked.
I'm gonna be in...
We're gonna be in Teen Wolf, dude.
- Yeah.
- [Man] Oh my gosh, tight.
- I don't know if I'm gonna take it.
- [Man] Come on.
Come on man.
- That's amazing.
Congratulations.
- Why didn't you tell me about that?
- Um...
- Why did I just find
out with everyone else?
- Well because I'm probably not
even gonna do it.
- Why not?
- Well, it's in L.A.
- I like L.A.
You don't have to worry about us.
- Hey, you got a toothbrush?
- Dude, like a new toothbrush?
Yeah man.
I'm really fucking nervous right now
that I have bad breath and I
want to brush my teeth pronto.
- OK.
- Can you hook that up?
- Sure man, yeah.
- Thanks dude.
- [Morgan] Sure.
- We should talk about it like soon.
Like, why am I the last one to find out?
Why did I find out with
all of your friends?
- OK, we can talk about it later.
- No, let's not.
Why wouldn't you take the job?
It's an amazing job.
Why wouldn't you take it?
I'm gonna go get you that thing.
- You're serious right now?
You're serious?
That's, OK.
- So, you know, it's
just like exfoliating,
make sure you have a
good wash and then that,
that keeps the skin young.
So, I've got 22-year-old skin.
- I should slap you.
I should honestly fucking slap you.
- What?
That's not what friends do to each other.
- What?
- Friends don't get Teen Wolf.
(Morgan laughs)
Friends drink beer and whiskey (laughing).
- Cheers.
- Congrats buddy.
- [Morgan] Uh, thank you.
- Supposed to drink when you cheers.
- I don't.
I don't know, it's like warm now.
(Morgan scoffs)
- Whatever.
- I honestly don't
think I'm gonna take it.
- What? Teen Wolf?
- Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I was trying to find a way to tell Elle
and that didn't work out super well.
- Oh, was that what that was?
- Yeah.
- Shit.
That's a bummer.
You guys are gonna go through it
like a trial.
This is like the end of a...
of a chapter.
And it's you, you're the protagonist.
- Yeah, I guess so.
- And I'm like a wise genie.
("I Am A Serving Wench"
by Kleenex Girl Wonder)
(dance music)
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