Frolic
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Luciano Michelini
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I pick up a knife I have an artist is a
good thing to say determination tripping
and then you make such a deal over the
goddamn filter but you never say
anything about it I get you not comment
don't water that's so bad okay I've done
everything I can to get her back I sent
her flowers
boom shred it on my doorstep I mean I
don't know what to do
uh-oh
you were hired a dental Texas oh my god
tell him okay here's what you do
you send me a text but you accidentally
send it to her on purpose and in the
text you say something like hey Larry
you are an [ __ ] the other night
there's nothing wrong with our water
it's perfectly okay say anything you
want curse me anything I don't care okay
I never said this to you before yeah
you're brilliant right you know I
invented this so is art is in it for me
dear Larry I could say anything I want
anything Larry you was so out of line
the other night about the water yes
Mountain throw you out I would have
perfect
look she texted me right back I love you
I know this is not meant for me what a
great man to stick up for me like that
unbelievable thank you I'm believed huh
three times yeah that Meryl am i right
it's gonna be good huh hey [ __ ] man
would you oh it's my passing the bread
this way would you mind ask Marty as
please pass me the bread I'm famished
Marilyn just for tonight could you give
him an exemption from the no-talking
rule that you've imposed no just tonight
so we can all have some fun now we're at
the same table caption denied okay
hey this is fun huh I'm having the time
of my life
royal blood too bad we're gonna have to
leave early I got a pack San Francisco
and Jeff's driving me to the airport you
know think I was gonna buy that [ __ ]
accidental text oh I love my wife so
much and and I'll miss the football game
think I bought that accidental ex on
purpose what is an accidental text on
purpose you send somebody a text
pretending it to be to somebody else so
they think they're reading a private
text but really what they try to do is
give you the information that they want
to manipulate you with it's [ __ ] did
you send me an accidental text on
purpose oh you did that was a [ __ ]
text I'll remember that
do you like my water I don't know I
really don't I don't remember do you
like my water I can't stand your water I
can't I don't even know what to say
it's like I took a straw and put in the
frog's ass it makes me sick I want to
barf or every time I get near it I can't
stand the smell I can't stand the color
and I cannot stand the taste I can't
take it anymore you know what talk to
him all you want Wow you're the only guy
at this table that could hold on to a
woman
[Applause]
[Music]
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