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- Yo what's up with the shirt?
Are you doing burrito cosplay?
(laughs)
- Yeah eh.
Yo, you might want to shave again.
Eyeliner is straighter than your lineup.
- Yeah eh.
Just look at your hair man,
it looks like Rapunzel
and Lil' Wayne had a baby.
Why can't you finish it?
- Why can't I finish?
You sound like your girlfriend
when she's talking to you.
- At least I have a girlfriend okay.
The only date you got in your
calendar is your next period.
- Alright, you know you're
right, you're right, May 24th.
What about you, are we synced yet or?
- Nah nah nah, I skipped this month.
Just like your views.
- Alright ok true, good one.
You know my views are probably
in the same place as your puberty.
- Yeah eh.
You know what, my
package is like this big.
- Your package is so small
your girl has to use a
tracking number to find it.
- Oh yeah yeah?
That's not what your
mom thought last night.
(laughs)
(dramatic music)
- Yo what'd you say about my mom?
- Yo take it easy.
- You wanna go, let's go!
- Whoa whoa hold up.
- Talking about my mom like that,
you wanna talk about my mom like that?
You wanna talk about my mom like that?
- Yo yo take it easy!
- You think this is a joke?
You think that I'm playing around?
- We was just laughing and joking around
you're getting all serious.
- You think this is a game?
Hold up then.
Got more tune for your head top,
so watch how you speak
on my name, you know?
- Calm down, take it easy.
- Hey, come over real
quick, we got problems.
(shoes clattering)
- Yo yo yo, what the F?
Can I get some extras too?
(dramatic music)
(shoes clattering)
(dramatic music)
- Yo cue my music.
- Uh, the wifi isn't working.
(scoffs)
- Can you go reset the
router for me real quick?
(footsteps thudding)
Yo make sure you keep it unplugged
for at least five seconds.
- One Mississippi.
- Two Mississippi.
- Three Mississippi.
- Four Mississippi.
- Five Mississippi.
(dramatic music)
- Umm, your wifi is still not working.
- You want me to hotspot?
- F it, F it, a cappella, okay?
♫ You only got one shot
♫ One opportunity
♫ To seize everything you ever wanted
- Let's finish this the right way.
Your mama is so fat
that I took one picture
from my phone and it ran out of storage.
(screams)
- Burn!
And it was 64 gigabytes!
- Your mama's skin is so oily,
Trump tried to invade it.
(screams)
♫ Oh say can you see
- Your mama's so fat, that
when your parents are banging
your dad has to Uber it from
one body part to the next.
(screams)
- And it was an Uber XL!
- And they used my promo code.
- You got promo-ed!
- Your mama is so ratchet,
when she shows her home videos
she logs on to worldstarhiphop!
(screams)
- From big big booty ho!
- Your mama's so stupid
she thought Chance the
rapper was a lottery ticket.
(screams)
- Your mama is so hairy
when she slapped you
you got carpet burn.
(screams)
- Wait, what's wrong with being hairy?
- Your mama's so ugly
that Facetune charged her overtime.
(screams)
Your mama is so ugly
that she made Kanye West
go east to avoid her.
- He made your mom famous!
- Your mama is so big
that she walked past the TV
and I missed season two of the show.
(screams)
- Your mama is so stupid
that she tripped over the wifi.
(screams)
- Maybe that's why it aint working!
- Your mama's so dumb
that she though Netflix
was movies for spiders.
(screaming)
- Are you still watching?
Are you still watching?
- Your mama is so stupid
that she pressed Facetime
to try booking a facial.
(screams)
- Your mama's teeth are so yellow
they got casted as the bus
in the reboot of Magic School Bus.
(screams)
- Brush them up!
- Your mama's cooking is so bad
that she made homeless man start fasting.
(quick scream)
- Ratchet?
Yes.
Dumb?
Sometimes.
Fat?
Maybe.
But cooking.
No.
(dramatic music)
- My cooking is so good
that your dad cha cha slides into my DM's.
(screams)
You're so fat, that Simon
said touch your chin
and you said, "which one?"
(screams)
Your selfies are so scary
when people see them
they die in seven days.
(screams)
Your skin is so dry
that Coachella takes place on your back.
(screams)
- You were such an ugly baby
you had to use a click bait
to get your mommy to breast feed you.
(screams)
- Auntie please stop
you're embarrassing me.
- Get out of here okay.
- Bye!
- That's right!
Thanks for always having my back mom.
- Lilly,
you're grounded.
You are getting your shoes
in my house, get out!
Get out everybody!
Dirty kids.
♫ It's like this and like
that and like this and uh
- Yo I hoped you enjoyed that video.
If you'd give it a big thumbs up.
I'm in the Philippines
right now, I'm on tour.
Hello lillysinghbook.com/tour
if you want to see me.
Last video right over there.
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there's a magnificent Monday and Thursday.
One love Superwoman.
That is a wrap.
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