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*coughing*
Good start
Hey guys! So, I'm back in England!
yayyy!
Why am I making that noise? I've got a sound effect for that
*yay sound effect*
So part of me was hoping that the Queen would be greeting me off the plane
with a freshly buttered crumpet in her hand but
alas, no
doesn't matter though because after eleven weeks
ten? eleven weeks?
A lot of weeks!
Im finally reunited with my actual bed!
I've missed this soo much
Beeeddddd
I got a bit too into that
Well, you would think I would enjoy my first night back in this bed but
NO
As about 4:00AM I was awoken by an ALMIGHTY CRASH from the kitchen
Whenever I hear a noise in the night I have this internal battle between
the terrified Phil who wants to survive
and a sleepy rational Phil that just wants to sleep.
It kinda when like this;
*CRASH*
Aaaa Im actually going to die, its a murderer!
Nah I'm sure it was just a pan falling over in the kitchen or something. Go back to sleep Phil.
It's a serial pan killer who kills people with pans from the kitchen!!
Nah, he'd have a catchier name than that like The Paninator
Okay, don't think about it, don't think about it! Rabbit, mongoose, alien mothership..
Just think about sheep
SHEEP IMPALERS
What does that even mean?
What if a murderer is eating our cereal right now?
Ookay, I should probably check this out
So, terrified Phil won. So I tiptoed through the house and peered into the kitchen to see...
A bird
A bird had flown head first into the glass and was having some kind of bird heart attack on the fire escape
I don't know why but birds are so much scarier at night! It looked like some kind of a flappy hell demon!
So, it was kind of flapping around. I don't think it was injured that much.
So, in my 4:00AM delirium, I though the best solution to this problem would be..
To poke it with a spatula!
Yes I poked the bird with a spatula! I didn't know what to do!
I mean theres no lessons at school about what to do if a bird flys into your fire escape at four in the morning
So, I thought the best thing to do would be to give it a little poke!
And, It worked!
It-I dunno if the bird was trolling me or something but as soon as this spatula-
Not this spatula, I mean I swapped the spatulas, I didn't wanna get rabies by flipping my pancakes-
But this spatula seemed to cure the bird!
Because as soon as I poked it, it just flew off into the sunset
Or the sunrise.. because it was 4:00AM
But, it-it healed.. Or it flew off somewhere to die... It was off my fire escape anyway!
Maybe I've got some kind of Jesus spatula power
aaaaa
Sorry if i just gave you rabies or something
So, speaking of things almost dying
a lot of you have been worried about the health of my house plants
and...
Err.. I did try to get my brother to come in and water them but he didn't do the best job
So, lets see how they're all doing!
Oh, you're looking a bit crispy and yellow!
Are you still breathing?
I mean this one looks pretty healthy- ow!
Oh no! Loki! what happened?
Its like he's trying to escape from the pot
Maybe he is trying to escape from the pot
*ominous music*
I mean, I never know whether this one is alive or dead anyway.. So lets just pretend its alive!
And this ones gone a bit wonky
Dan (behind camera): A-a bit wonky? Its like, the leaning tower of plant! Look at that
Now its got character!
Dan: Plant abuse.. Call the plant police
Dan: STOP THE NEGLECT!
Hey!
Ohhh no
Im sorry!
I mean, it looks pretty dire but these are healthy new shoots so if I just get these little babies to grow, I'll have a whole new plant by next year!
Or thats what Im hoping
Please come back to life!!
I think this only works with birds
♪ Soil on the bed! Soil on the bed!♪
♪ There is soil all over my bed!♪
For an actual three month trip I was quite restrained when it came to buying souvenirs. Be proud of me guys!
But i did get..
This Niagara falls mug which Im just crazy a-boot!
A snazzy Vegas magnet!
A tiny cactus candle from Texas!
At least Im meant to kill this one!
You will burn soon, my sweet
And as you can tell I got a bit overwhelmed at the gift shop in the space centre at Houston
I got this T-shirt..
A NASA mug which is out of this world
Essential NASA magnet
Some astronaut food! This is mint chocolate chip ice cream!
I think I've had this before
mmmm
Chalky!
Aahhhahgg
Its not actually that bad once you get over it sucking all the moisture out of your mouth!
And a NASA chris- AHH
And a NASA christmas ball ball!
Okay, this was one step too far..
Was it?
But someone who did get carried away with souvenirs was THIS GUY
Dan: Did somebody want to say something about my SNAZZY HAT! Oh yeah!
wow
Dan: Check this bad boy out
I cant believe you actually bought this!
Dan: Party on the front, Buisness down back!! Check that out! Gator Land!
Gator Land actually sell that hat
Dan: I am reping the Gator land T-shirt as well as you can see here
Now thats actually pretty cool
Dan: I enjoyed it quite a lot.
Dan: PHIL!
What?
Dan: Don't be sad! I know these guys are feeling bad for you because you don't have a swaggy hat
what is happening?
Dan: Well, Phil.. How would you feel, if I actually brought you a snazzy hat?
you got me a snazzy hat?
Dan: And never told you! Are you ready for this? Okay!
Oh my gosh
Dan: Phil, I present for you.. Your very own ..
Dan: Black light up fedora!
Dan: That is right
AMAZING!
Dan: Look at that piece of art!
Oh my gosh!
Dan: wow!
I actually love it!
Dan: Phil, you just look like a true gentle man right now. Give us- give us all a tip
M'lady
Dan: wow- that is just a-a thing of beau- thats the worst thing I've ever heard you say
Im so happy! Thank you Dan!
Im going to take this off for the rest of the video but-
Dan: Okay, just because of your hair and your vlogging right?
I promise I love it!
Dan: But you're gonna wear it everyday
yeah
Dan: when you're not filming this video, right?
yeah
Dan: Enjoy it guys!
Okay, bye!
So, I think that is enough for me today!
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And it was lovely to talk to you guys again and I will see you very soon!
Goodbye!!
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