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I'm so glad you're not an undead
creature of Darkness thanks honey but
what are you doing here why have you
been sneaking out I didn't want to say
anything but I've been taking night
classes I'm getting my public notary
degree
oh an opportunity you know I may be
outrageously gorgeous but knowledge
knowledge is the key to true
beauty well I better get going I have to
figure out what a notary is before
tomorrow's finally exam don't be too
hard on yourself Velma you're quite
pleasant when you aren't trying to be
smarter than everyone else but I really
care about him and I want him to care
about me it'll happen sweetheart and if
it doesn't Mommy will mix him up a
special drink of poison mushrooms and
wormwood mom
yes Mrs Wyatt hi is Jason home my name
is
Velma you've come by to see my Jason
please please come right in
my Jason will be so pleased you're here
go on his room's right down the hall
I'll fetch some date nut bread and soy
milk my Jason is lactose intolerant but
that's my Jason for you Mom open up
honey I want to meet your special friend
uh what special friend the one you just
wrote about on your blog mom you're so
nosy now the dinkle you open the door
this instant how am I going to explain a
mermaid in my room
good thing I have this key I use to
Snoop around your room when you're not
here oh dear did I just say that out
loud Mom what's going on the sheriff
thinks I have something to do with these
vampire attacks thank goodness Sheila
was
here oh Nan don't you worry your
flawlessly skinned perfectly quaffed
head about this it's just a
misunderstanding
is there something I should know oh no
sweetie it was years and years before I
ever met your father I was 16 spending a
year abroad studying to be a flamingo
dancer Enrique was a gardener Apprentice
at one of the big Resorts that he longed
to become an Explorer and antique dealer
he had been so handsome and deire he
danced on the beach Dove the coral reefs
oh but the summer flings they don't mean
a thing but oh oh those summer
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nights they're very warm in the
tropics Jason's mom that's right it was
me all along I saw how you treated my
Jason at school so naturally I did what
any mother would
do I built a demonic robot dog to
destroy
you I framed your little doggy friend to
break you up leaving Jason a clear shot
at his true love but when you showed up
and blamed him of all things I decided
to get rid of you all I gave up a career
in military robotics to raise my son not
to watch him get picked on now Velma
will never want to be my girlfriend and
she would have too if it weren't for my
meddling Mom oh sweetie you were never
wrong believe in yourself everything
will work out just fine
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now come on I've been wearing the same
girdle for 5 days in the jungle and I
really need to get a change of clothes
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