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This is our year! We’re gonna kill it at the,

uh, the big contest thing!

The big contest thing?! I think you mean the

“So You Think You Can App” App design contest!

Yes! That’s the one!

Yeah! The winner of this contest gets a key

to the famous Silicon Campus and use of the best

computers in the world. And a gigantic check!

It’s definitely the most important event of our career...

And it’s in a few hours... It would be good if Tom was, you know, prepared.

Okay, so here’s the plan: When they introduce me,

first, I’m gonna run across the stage

with my hand to my ear like, “I can’t heeeear you!”

Then I’ll chicken-walk to the side of the stage

but I’ll go too far, see?

Then when the audience is like,

“Where’s Talking Tom going?”

I’ll spin around and moonwalk right back to center stage!

The only way we’re going to “kill it”, which I take to mean

“win the contest” is if you make it sound

like you actually understand the features

of the app you’ll be talking about.

Yeah, Yeah, whatever….

Tom, give that back!

Save the nerd speak for the “terms and conditions” that nobody reads. Okay?

Do you worry about a phone thief getting all of your private information?

Well, your worries are over thanks to our new Shockingly Secure Antitheft App!

Wait, Tom, don’t turn it on!

Here’s how it works

Tom, are you Okay?

Wow!

Your voice?! What’s wrong with your voice?

- This app is… - Shockingly effective.

Welcome to Doctor Internet! This is the Internet, we could be anywhere!

Don’t try to find us. Please state your name and what’s wrong.

Oh. Uh... My name is Talking Tom... And Ben tasered my neck area.

What?! This is your fault, Tom, not mine!

Ben, settle down. Let the Internet Doctor work.

Well then, open wide and let’s take a look.

Aaaaah...

P-yew! P-yew! P-yew! P-yew!

Now please hold while I make a diagnosis.

In my ten years as an online doctor and four years of online medical school

I have never seen vocal cords this inflamed.

OK, well, what can we do to help him get better?

I’m afraid there’s not much you can do, he’ll just have to stop talking for a week

and let his vocal cords get better.

Stop talking?!

He can’t! Today is the “So You Think You Can App” App contest!

That’s big time! I hear the winner of that gets a gigantic check.

And a key to Silicon Campus!

Can I talk today, and then just not talk tomorrow?

You could, but if you do, you risk damaging your voice so badly that...

you may never talk again!

Whelp... What’s that nurse? Oh, time for my emergency

medical surgery thingy.

I got to go. Surgery elevator going down to the surgery floor!

Wow... He has his own surgery elevator...

This was our year.

Don’t talk.

The doctor said don’t talk or you could lose your voice forever.

But I’m Talking Tom, I can’t not talk.

Have you ever tried?

It’s just a week of no talking. You can do it.

Just drop out of the competition. You’ll get ‘em next year!

Next year? Do you really think I’m gonna drop

out of the “So You Think You Can App” App contest?!

The biggest App contest of our careers?

Yeah. You kinda have to. I mean, you did electrocute your partner.

He electrocuted himself!

You listen up for once, Talking Tom! You told me something today,

and you said it without words. Do you know what you said?

You said, “Ben, you can’t really rely on me because I don’t listen.”

I’m not finished! And you know what else you said

without saying a word?! You said, “Ben, I don’t take

our business seriously, so you better learn how to do this alone.”

What?! Did you just mumble, “Ben, if you do the competition without

me you’ll ruin our company because you’re a terrible public speaker?!”

Well since you can’t talk and I can, I’d say right now I’m a better public

speaker than you are! Now if you’ll excuse me,

I have a presentation to give. Alone. By myself.

Don’t worry Tom, Angela is making something that

will fix your voice! Okay?!

Do you understand what I’m saying right now?

He lost his voice, Hank, not his hearing.

Oh,Tom since you can hear me, I’m going to stop yelling at you, Okay?

My grandmother was a great healer. She had a home remedy

that could cure anything.

Try this.

You know what?

It was my aunt who had all the home remedies.

My grandmother was a chili pepper farmer, and had a restaurant that served...

chili peppers mostly.

Hey, neighbour! You don’t mind if I borrow a few things, do you?

Just say no if you don’t want me to have it!

Well...

Okay, thanks, bye!

Welcome... to the third annual “So You Think You Can App” App contest!

Our data shows that there is no better way to nurture creativity in young minds

than through competition and humiliation.

And that’s the reason we’re here... for the competition.

And the humiliation.

And to award one lucky team of App developers this key to

my world famous Silicon Campus!

Oh. And this gigantic check!

Look at the size of that...

Anyway, let’s get started and bring out the first App contestant…

I feel like we should go to the contest and support Ben.

So do I... What about you, Tom?

I could tell part of Tom wanted to go support his friend,

and part of Tom was being stubborn. We really needed someone to talk to.

Welcome to the Internet Therapist. That’s me. Online since…

What’s the day… Wednesday?

Hey, aren’t you the Internet Doctor?

Hmm, interesting point. For now let’s focus on Tom’s conflict. Okay?

Okay. I’m focused.

Tom, are you angry at Ben?

But do you still consider Ben your business partner?

And would you expect him to share that gigantic check if he won the contest?

Well, then you sound sane to me.

Dr. Internet Therapist, your next patient is here.

Looks like our time is up... Now if you’ll excuse me,

I have urgent matters back at the asylum.

30 minutes later...

I don’t know what made that person think they could App.

Not a very good idea for an App at all, was it?

Are you having as much fun as I am?

Probably not since I make more money in a minute than most of you

will make your whole life.

I’m just kidding. I think.

Someone figure out how much I make in a minute.

Meanwhile, let’s welcome to the stage our next competitors...

Ah... Talking Tom and Ben!

Let’s see…

I can’t hear you!

Wait, that card was out of order.

Good afternoon, everybody!

Would you like to hear some

interesting crime statistics related to mobile phone theft?!

I can’t let them treat Ben like this!

Tom, wait!

Tom, what are you doing?

You can never tell how much you care about something until

you realize it can be taken away from you

Then why are you talking?!

Because it’s not my voice I’m worried about losing...

it’s you!

That’s the stupidest thing that I’ve ever heard!

We are partners and I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what.

Now let’s win this thing!

It is not worth it Tom. I won't let you talk!

Give it to me.

Hey, give me that! Tom!

Okay, that’s enough. Off my stage, both of you!

Well, those two certainly can’t App. I mean, what a total disaster.

I guess this is mine now, right? Finders keepers…

Oooooooooooh!

If there’s anything I learned today, it’s that Tom might be a lousy listener but

Leftover soup. Bon appetite!

Oh, thank you.

Like I was saying, Tom is a lousy listener, but he’s also a reliable business partner.

Stop it. I know you’re just trying to make me uncomfortable.

Oh boy, soup!

Just say no if you don’t want me to have it!

No!

Okay, thanks, bye!

Tom, he is taking your soup!

Shhhhhhh!

Big news: we finally released the big update of the Talking Ben app!

Better late than never, right, Ben?

Tom released it! It’s not ready! Now there’s so many angry customers,

I don’t have time to fix the bugs!

We’ll be fine. I got Hank to help with customer service.

What? You said, the Ben app won’t stop burping? I know how that is!

Ha. Just like the app. Now what were you saying again? Hello? Hello?

The app won’t even open? If I were you, I would call and complain.

Yeah, I don’t really understand technical junk,

but maybe you can help me with a problem? See I got this ingrown toenail...

And that’s why Hank is no longer helping out with customer service.

What’s this piece of junk?

This is the solution to our sudden increase in customer service calls! Say hello to Gilbert.

Gilbert? Why’s it called that?

It’s named after the two guys who built it, Gil and Bert... Great...

They were in such a hurry to get rid of it they practically gave it to us!

I bet this was hi-tech back at the turn of the century.

Let’s see if Gilbert works!

Hello, and welcome to customer service! How can I help you today?

Tech support!

I think you said, “neck and spork.” If this is correct, press one. If this is

not correct press the asterisk, followed by the function key, followed by the pound sign.

Where’s the function key on the… What?

I think you said “I don’t have a function key.”

If this is correct, press the function key.

If this is not correct, press any diagonal sequence of buttons...

Not yet. Wait until the tone.

You waited too long. Goodbye.

You told me to wait!

Real cutting edge technology.

No problem. We’ll just have to program it to act more human.

More human? It’s prime directive is to answer questions with the correct answer.

Humans are terrible at that!

No, no, no... answering questions correctly isn’t important...

Then what is important?

Being friendly. Until you fix all the bugs in your app,

we gotta give Gilbert a new prime directive like:

“Don’t let people go until they’re your friend.”

Reprogram? That would require something like I don’t know…

Like a programming genius!

I understand if you can’t do it...

Of course I can do it!

I did it! I programmed Gilbert with a string of empathy commands to achieve his prime directive.

It should make him ultra congenial. Or you know... as friendly as a computer can be.

Hey there, I’m Gilbert. How can I provide you

with excellent customer service today, my friend?

The update! It keeps crashing! And freezing!

I hear you, buddy. That’s pretty frustrating. We’re working on a fix right now, bro.

Meanwhile, can I tell you about the app’s cool new features?

...the app has a whole new room filled with - well, I’ll let you see what’s in there yourself.

Wow! Gilbert, I can’t wait to check it out.

Hey, before you go, can I just confirm that I provided you with friendly customer service?

You know, actually you were pretty friendly.

Pretty friendly? No man, come on. I can’t let you go until I know we’re friends.

Yes, We’re definitely friends. I’ll call you tomorrow.

Did you see that?! He followed the protocol perfectly!

Gilbert, I think you and I are going to get along just fine.

Me too, Tom.

I’ll call you when the update is ready, my friend –

if I can call you a friend... I can? Great!

Listen to me. You are a strong, confident…

Gilbert has things under control, so what do you say we go out and have some fun?

I’m still fixing bugs.

Fine, stay here and work, but I just told Angela

to meet us at your favorite amusement park –

the Enchanted Headache!

That does sound enjoyable. And I could use a break.

Come on, she’s waiting for us!

Hey, who wants to ride a roller coaster?!

I can’t wait to ride my first roller coaster with my friends!

I’ll be like woohoo! Do you know what I’m saying?

Gilbert, you can’t come with us.

Why, Tom?

Cause you’re an answering machine.

I think I get what you’re saying...

Okay great. So we’re out of here.

I can’t let anyone go until we’re friends. You know what I’m saying?

Gilbert, Tom was just joking. We’re all friends here. Haha.

Oh! Friends joke around. I get it.

I wasn’t joking.

You can’t talk to it like that. We have to make sure Gilbert thinks we’re its friends!

Now let me power him off correctly so we can…

I’ve got a better idea.

Tom? Are you trying to unplug me?

Let us go! You stupid bucket of circuits!

Those words were not friendly... not friendly at all.

Look at this! All because you programmed Gilbert to be a nutjob!

Don’t blame me! We wouldn’t be in this situation

if you didn’t want to cut corners and release my app before the bugs were worked out.

Sorry, I thought you were better at your job!

Hi there!

Hey buddy. Tom wants to apologize for trying to unplug you before. Right, Tom?

Yeah, you know what friends say... forgive and forget!

My voice-detection software can tell you’re just being phony and condescending.

Whaaaat? Come on, that’s ridiculous, Gilly. We’re totally friends.

No, Tom, we’re not friends, that’s why I’m going to reprogram you.

Reprogram me... how?

Just a little shock therapy, Tom.

Here’s a little quiz to see how much you know about me. First question:

What’s my favorite color?

Blue?

The correct answer is red.

Okay! Not blue. Red! Why are you shocking me?

So you’ll remember.

That’s actually true - an emotionally charged…

Guys, let me in!

That’s Angela. Hey, Gil, do you mind if I let her in?

Not at all, Hank. We’re friends.

You guys, I am out here. Let me in.

- This is our chance. - Obviously.

Hank! Why did you shut the door?!

It’s chilly!

I think you want to tell me where you were?

We decided to stay in and hang out with our good friend Gilbert.

Yep. You see, his programming won’t let us go until we’re his friends.

Give me a break. You can’t be friends with a dumb answering machine.

Whoa! “Dumb answering machine?” Angela, I thought we were friends.

Oh, sorry, Gilbert. I didn’t mean to - wait a second,

why am I apologizing to a talking flowchart?

- Do not talk to my friend like that. - See, Gilbert, we’re defending you,

that' s what friends do for each other.

Guys, do you want me just to unplug this thing?

Dude, what is your problem?

I can see I’m going to have to show you just how serious I am about my friends!

Friends… Are you my friend? No? You must be destroyed.

Guys, what is going on?

Ben programmed Gilbert to be a monster.

What? No! Again - none of this would have happened…

Stop it, both of you, it’s Gilbert who doesn’t understand friendship, not you.

Angela’s right. Expecting a computer to make

friends with customers, I am sorry, Ben.

No, I should have known. A computer can never be your friend.

Which means, Gilbert’s prime directive is impossible!

That’s how we defeat him!

Okay, here’s the idea...

I don’t have any friends. You must be destroyed.

Welcome to customer service! How can I help you today?

Yes, I need some advice. There’s this guy who I thought he was a friend, but now I don’t think so.

And why do you think he isn’t your friend now?

Well, he forces people to hang out with him and take him places... and if they don’t

do what he wants he even gets dangerous!

Oh, man, you should eliminate him from your life,

because someone who acts like that is not a real friend.

Perfect. That’s what I wanted to hear.

Before I let you go, can I confirm that we are friends?

Um, no... You just told me not to.

What?

That guy I just told you about...? That guy was you! And now, Gilbert,

I’m going to hang up on you.

No! I can’t let you go until you’re my friend!

But Gilbert, you yourself told Angela not to be your friend!

How can you tell her to be your friend, and also tell her not to be your friend?

No, fair! That’s a trick question! No, friends, friends, must be friends,

friends until the end.

The old trick question kills witch. Thanks, Captain Kirk.

I finally released the bug fixes for my app. It was ready.

We tested it... no more cutting corners.

And everyone seems to like the new version.

They love it! I should know, I answer the phones now.

Hello! This is Tom - not a robot. How can I help you?

Hello, I want to talk to my friend Gilbert.

Gilbert? We got rid of that pile of junk!

What? No more Gilbert?

Did you know he was my friend! Nooo!!

- Hello Gilbert. Are you my friend? - Yes.

And friends will do anything for each other, right?

Aw, yeah! Does anybody in the house like... technology?!

Oh I do, I do.

Then let me officially welcome you...

to the first annual Con-Compu-Con-Con-Con-Con!

Wait, what did he say?

Connected Computer Continually Conceptualized Conference and Convention.

Oh, the Con-Compu-Con-Con-Con-Con!

Who’s ready to have a good time?!

Now let me hear the ladies!

Oh my...

They’ll be here.

And now, please welcome, our guests of honor... Steve Hobbs and Steve Bosniak!

- Good to see you guys!

- Hey folks!

- Good to see this guy!

- Look at him!

- Steve Hobbs! - Steve Bosniak!

The two biggest tech developers on the planet!

- And they’re best friends who… - Started out…

- in a garage! Just like… - Us!

As you probably know, the first computer was a useless box. It had a

lot of potential, but we had no way to access it.

Then late one night, Steve and I were sharing a soda pop in the

garage when suddenly, it hit us.

I said, “Bozz, what if there was a way to turn this computer on?”

Then I said, “What if there was a way to turn this computer off?”

Six years and a lot of sleepless nights and a ton of R&D later, we had it:

the computer on-off switch.

Fun fact: It was originally called the off-on switch.

And we did it by following the Pyramid of Friendship.

They really are just like us!

We’ve gotta sneak backstage and introduce ourselves!

Definitely! You read my...

Diary!

Wait, what?

Great hiding spot! I can’t wait to see their faces when they find out

we snuck backstage to meet them!

Yes, famous people love when fans jump out at them!

Are they here yet?

I can’t see, there’s two guys blocking my view.

Who are you guys ?

Sorry. We’re huge fans.

We wanted to ask if you had any secret advice that you might not

tell an audience but you’d tell two young inventor friends working out of a garage?

If that rings a bell...

Oh, I get it. You two think you’re just like us.

You think you’re me. And you think you’re Bosniak.

Wait a minute, why is that guy me? Why can’t I be the other guy?

Oh, come on, Steve. It doesn’t matter who’s who.

Of course it doesn’t matter, because you get to be that guy!

I am so sick of this whole thing!

Whoa, whoa. What about the Pyramid of Friendship?

Thanks for the reminder.

No Steve, I just wanted...

Becoming your partner was the worst decision I ever made!

You ruined my life!

No, you ruined my life!

- Steve you drive me crazy! - I'm done! I’ve had it!

Can you keep it down? I can’t hear myself playing!

Ginger, the world doesn’t revolve around you.

No. No, it doesn’t...

Not yet anyway...

I’m trying to write a new song. A smart song! One that will make people think!

What rhymes with “dance, dance, dance"?

Educational grants? Eleph-ants? Romance?

That is it! I like to dance, dance, dance!

Educational grants, grants, grants!

It practically writes itself!

If we are just like Hobbs and Bosniak, we’re gonna end up hating

each other just like they do!

Calm down, buddy. We don’t know that for sure.

But we don’t not know that for sure either!

Oh no... you’re right. What if the future is locked in and we aren’t

destined to be friends forever?

To the Future Tron!

The Future Tron is an app I’ve been working on that uses metadata to show the future.

And I came up with the name!

Future Tron 6000!

- Hurry up! - Turn this on and Put that in there and…

Hold on tight!

Thank you! It’s an honor to receive the Tech Star of the Year Award!

Hey, we’re really successful in the future!

And we’re still best friends!

This is a truly remarkable moment for me and the person who inspires me...

I’m talking about the man upstairs!

My boss, the CEO!

The man who said to me, “Ben, you don’t need a partner, you can be successful all on your own!”

Do me a favor - throw this in the limo with the rest of my trophies.

And bring me a coffee when you come back.

I’m sick of this! We were supposed to be partners and now you just

take all the credit!

That’s because I do all the work!

Oh yeah? Well work on this!

You ruined my life!

No, you ruined my life.

It’s even worse than Hobbs and Bosniak! You’re successful and I’m not!

That’s not a surprise. The scary thing is we weren’t friends in the future!

How could this happen?!

It must be that our future friendship is ruined because our

current friendship isn’t strong enough...

Tell me there’s a way to fix this!

Maybe… no it’s too crazy…

What is it?

We have to engage in one-on-one friendship building activities

with music playing in the background.

Oh boy! A friendship montage! All the best sitcoms have them!

Yep! Still best friends!

What are you two ding-dongs doing? Get back to work!

Sorry Mr. Ginger.

Yes, sir, Mr. Ginger!

Don’t apologize, I should really thank you two. You were so focused

on your friendship that you completely mismanaged your company

and had to sell it to me.

Sir? You’re late for your two o’clock.

Now if you excuse me, I have a meeting with a giant pile of money.

Don’t forget to laugh maniacally, Mr. Ginger.

Oh, thank you, Angela.

I don’t believe this!

The future where we’re friends was even worse than the future where we weren’t friends!

I don’t even know where to start this time!

I do.

Honestly, I can’t believe you let this happen, Ben.

Me?! Let what happen?

You ruined our business!

I was trying to save our friendship!

Well, friendship doesn’t pay the bills, Ben!

Alright, break it up! Don’t you see? You’re arguing about things that haven’t

even happened yet! You’re letting the Future Tron drive you apart in the present.

She’s right. Look at what we’re doing.

But what are we supposed to do? Just sit on the couch, watch TV,

and not think about anything except how good our cereal tastes?

The crumbs have the same taste as the big pieces!

The future were we all live like Hank. What would that even look like?

Hey guys, let's try not to forget, we have to go to our book signing tonight.

Right. Should we take the supersonic jet or the helicopter?

Let’s compromise and take the supersonic heli-jet.

That’s why you’re the idea man!

Angela! Great to see you!

Great to see you, Tom.

And you, Ben.

And especially you, honey!

I missed you more! It’s not easy to go a whole morning without seeing the

best wife in the universe!

Oh Hank.

No-no-no-no-no! No-no-no!

What are you doing?!

I’ll tell you what I’m doing. I’m doing you a favor! I’m doing all of us a favor!

Everything we did to make the future better just ended up ruining the

present and it didn’t even make the future better!

I think I know what you’re saying here... we need to create a

Future Tron 6001.

No! Enough is enough! Maybe we can make the future better,

maybe we can’t, but let’s all just enjoy today.

No more trying to change the future.

So now what do we do?

Well, sometimes on TV shows, after the characters learnt their lesson,

the final scene is just dancing and celebrating.

Really? A big dance scene that just comes out of nowhere?

That seems a bit ridiculou...

Hey Ben, ready with that app for Angela?

This stupid computer is being stupid again!

You can’t remember your own password? I thought you were an expert.

I am an expert! Which is why I made my password completely uncrackable.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Let me get in there.

Tom, Tom, Tom. There’s no way you’d ever be able to crack your way in.

There are more possible password combinations than there are stars in the galaxy.

Let me see, if I were Ben...

Kayak…

Hey Ben, how old are you?

Twenty-two.

Why?

Kayak… twenty-two. I’m in.

Hi Angela, how’s the crowd there?

Found any terrible singers yet?

I don’t think that will be a problem. Here, listen for yourself!

Great! Start the show and I’ll be there ASAP.

Okay, Angela is about to start guys, so let’s hurry up and get this demo video done.

- Ready when you are! What is it? - The most awesome app ever created!

Really?!! You mean it makes strawberry-banana smoothies?!

No, it’s the Sing Like A Pro App. It’ll take even the most bland, non-musical

voice and make it sound like an angel.

Ben, say something.

Are you saying my voice is…

bland, boring, and robotic! How dare you!

A glass-breaking app! Brilliant!

Just stand over there and read the words on the card.

Tom and Angela's Sing Like a Pro demonstration video. Take one!

Welcome to Tom and Angela’s Sing Like a Pro App

Okay, cut, cut. Leaf blower. Let’s try that again.

Take two.

Welcome to Tom and Angela’s...

Welcome to the...

Welcome...

Someone should go say something.

Agreed. I think that someone should be you.

Me?! Why me?

I’m the brains, you’re the... mouth.

That’s so true! What if he gets all mad like... “You have a problem

with me doing my job?!” He might even want to fight us or something!

Maybe we can get someone to go out and ask him to be quiet. But who?

You know, if this were an episode of the sitcom “Dr. Professor & The

Surfing Ghost,” their clueless friend would pop in right about

now and they’d just make him do it.

Too bad you guys don’t know anyone like that.

Mr. Gardener, Sir...

But we’re trying to shoot something Sir...

Sir, could you excuse me...

He waffn’t wifffening.

We need to try another approach.

I’ve got it! Just hack into the leaf blower’s engine and shut it down,

you know, with the internet and stuff!

Tom, Tom, Tom. Leaf blowers don’t typically have internet access...

But... I guess I could tap into the city wifi... and direct it at the engine’s spark plug...

Yeah! We did it! Now, let’s hurry up and finish this commercial before something else starts.

And action…

Welcome to Tom and Angela’s...

What’s with that guy?

Thank you! Is everyone having a good time?

Who out there would like to be the first one to test my new Angela’s Sing like a Pro App?

What else could we do to make this guy be quiet?

We’ve tried everything!

I guess this is our life now!

Excuse me, Sir! Your machine is too loud. Will you please turn it off?

Did you... see that?

Are we so lame that a seven year old is better at talking to adults than we are?

Next time we feel intimidated, we shouldn’t hide and hope the problem goes

away... we should be direct and assertive and…

build some kind of app that makes people do what we want!

An app that makes a person more assertive is an interesting idea...

An Assertive App!

I know, I could re-program our dumb singing app to make us sound more authoritative…

That’s something.

Wait, I feel like we’re forgetting something. Hm... Nah…

Where are you all going? I’m sure they’ll be here soon!

Just wait a few more minutes. It’ll be worth it.

Tom and Ben didn’t show. I’m gonna have to have a talk

about manners next time I see them.

Just one more…Voilà! Introducing The Assertive App:

the first app that transforms fear and insecurity into confident commands that will be obeyed!

So if I were to say... Ben, get me some strudel juice!

It works!

I couldn’t resist your command. Your voice was so…

-Assertive? -Yeah.

Beta test!

Ginger! Drop and give me ten pushups!

Attention Mail Carrier! I want my letters folded into paper airplanes

and flown through the window.

No junk mail!

Ok. Ok… Bake me a cake!

It actually only works if you use it on a person, Hank.

Aw, too bad. Doesn’t cake sound so good right now?

Bake us a cake!

That thing is gonna make us rich!

It just doesn’t get any better than this, does it?

Do either of you want to tell me where you were?

Angela! We totally forgot.

You forgot?!

You see, I had such a genius app idea that…

That you thought it was okay to abandon your friend?!

But no, you couldn’t call or text or send an email...

Angela, I command you to forgive Tom. And refill my strudel juice!

Get it yourself!

Angela, wait! Angela, wait!

Why didn’t that thing work on Angela?

I guess it’s possible Angela’s musical brain waves are so strong…

The tables have turned!

Hey! Put that down! It’s not a toy!

Give me a candy!

Okay, you got your candy. Now hand it over.

I have a better idea! Build me a jetpack!

They started it.

You are right. I should’ve called or sent a text.

Or shown up like you said you would.

We were going to, but then we came up with a new app that - can you keep a secret?

Might just make the world a better place.

Attention people of the world! I am your new king! Bring me all your candy!

Now!

Of course, there’s still a few kinks we need to work out.

Wait! Take out the raisins! Thats does’t count as candy!

Raisins are fruit. Bring me candy!

We have to get that thing away from Ginger.

What about Angela?

Me?

Yeah, You’re musical brain waves are so strong that they somehow

nullify all the authority out of the Assertive App... Or you’re just

strong-willed and independent.

Tom! Feed me candy! Now!

No way Ginger I’m gonna…ok fine. Angela, you may be the only one who can stop him.

I’m kind of busy right now...

Angela! You’re too clean. Go dump a bucket of dirt on your

head and wash your hair in the toilet!

You think you can boss me around? Let’s see you come down here and try it!

Hey, something’s wrong?

And that’s the last thing you’ll ever order me to do!

I admit it. I’m not perfect. If I had to do it all over again...

I would have eaten the candy faster.

Let’s take it from the top.

Tom and Angela’s Sing Like a Pro App. Take 47!

Welcome to Tom and Angela’s Sing like a… Leaf blower!

What??

Fine, I’ll do it... but only if Hank cleans up my mess for me.

Better you than me Hank... wait a minute... OK.

Please choose the correct answer for each question below: