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paper was light gold in medieval times
i want tobacco sugar
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that everything we thought we knew about
the world
might turn out to be completely wrong
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won't you tell me
dr barcus sorry i was wondering have you
got a minute
no but what is it yeah no it's just um
there's something wrong with my mouth
yeah yeah it's making a really funny
noise
kind of funny noise kind of um
i love you it's really weird
i love you do you see what i mean
okay um yeah how long has this been
going on um
probably since you've been working here
oh
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you um getting enough exercise and
bowels regularly regular okay right
i'll have a thing thanks very much
thanks dr marcus
i love you
i love you now
hi can i have a coffee with skim milk
please
can i have a coffee the skim milk please
the board
you've got to say something on the board
you've got to say what type
i just want i i just want a normal
coffee please
yeah you see you've got to say something
like colombian select roast
and and skim milk that's a skinny so
then you'd say a skinny
colombian celebrity skinny skinny
colombian slack roast please
yeah now i need to know the size so do
you want a tallander
a regularino or a grandeuristic coffee
and a coffee size
bigger than a thimble smaller than a
bucket coffee coffee coffee
that includes the torlanda the
regularino and the grandeur is you know
i tell you what i'd really like is i'd
like to see the manager please
someone to see the manager of chino i
don't know chino can i help
this customaretto she's got a
see that's no good because i don't know
if she wants to have any pepper or
coffee to go to still or in a prep and
watch him
fill up my bag with complimentary coffee
please achino thank you for my card
do it now or i will be latte for work
lightly grassy ass
you see what i did i gave her those
cappuccinos that didn't work
so i like working with you you're really
funny
i'm wearing his pants
my
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i've been thinking a lot about arson
i do want to be with you you know not
really
oh oh oh oh oh gosh
uh gosh um
yeah we better stand over there for this
haven't we don't you think
um by the river yeah
where was i um
yeah you grabbed me by the shoulder and
you turned me around
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okay seriously it's very
important to me
i've just been thinking so much um
what you don't have to go down on one
knee
it's like there's too much and yet not
enough do you think it's just a bit no
it's a bit done
i i just think you you'll regret that
later i just think you want to do
something more memorable like i don't
know come
come at me out of the mist
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like loom at me you know and go i love
you i can't live without you know and
then and then
and then that oh
late at night i'm in bed and then
suddenly you come smashing through the
windows on some knotted together sheets
dressed as dick turpin
and you grab me and you ravage me
and and then you propose on the way out
they're obviously not that because if
you did that that wouldn't be a surprise
now so you just have to think of your
own one
just like dinner by the river and
there's a
traditional
just quite thirsty can we get a drink
yeah orange
okay you could be magly from the jungle
book and i can be the girl with a jug on
her head
i'll hold on to this yeah do it again
just more imaginative
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every day everywhere
sorry sweetheart sorry can i just can we
just go again but with
bigger tits
you sure babies we're very excited to
hear a scrape yeah i just want to try
one with just slightly bigger tips i
just think it's going to sound better
great let's do this okay baby
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in love with you
in love with you
so in love with you
why oh why can't you see
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hello i'm penny and i work for an
internet company
i'm looking for a man who already knows
how to use the internet
and can appreciate the person i really
am under the dress
i have got a personality i have got a
personality
i have got a personality i have got a
personality
but i haven't got any other dresses
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we're the sutton ladies first netball
team
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and also someone who can put up fran
anywhere
i'm not going to say anything you can
just look and that's it
and if that isn't enough then you
clearly don't appreciate the finer
things in life
i've got a castle
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it's making me feel sick i'm gonna fall
in and it's making me
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i don't want to go
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anymore
you can fricker say
you can tenderize
you can
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you can flash fry
you can really roast
but it doesn't mean they won't leave you
you are women who cook
too much
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if you just stay a little bit back this
time because i think you sort of i think
you rushed in and
startled it after right let's just see
it
right right come here
stay there
where's the car look hmm
hello
oh look i'm hungry
oh look what you've got look hmm
some more what do you do
oh
hey
watch is it yeah yes
he's really nice oh that's mine
right
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uh that is that is 14
francs right after you paid for the main
meal okay is that enough to get us some
a dessert wine or or a cup of cognac
that clear stuff oh you know that's
about 120 what's that don't know but
it's
fantastic oh hang on how about perhaps
if we get a pudding
maybe in france and give you like a free
a pair of teeth for the pudding oh no or
just or or or just a french
french pudding's are brilliant because
they've only got them full of alcohol
today i once had a champagne vodka sauce
and i was sick
um
we we haven't got enough
um
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earlier
a bit more
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yes
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i'm looking for someone who i have
absolutely nothing in common with
anymore
someone who treats me with total
indifference and who i can have a life
with that is
routine and empty someone who has big
hair like this and spends hours in front
of the mirror every morning doing it and
it still looks a bit [ __ ]
a bit of a loser someone who pees in
front of me
someone who smells like pate oh no
i'm over him it's okay hooray
i am making art i am
making art i am making
art i am making art i am making
art i am making art i
am making art i am making art
i am making art i am making art i am
making art
i am making art i am making art i am
making
art i am making art
i am bail ball veil
ball veil veil
fail they'll pull
i am available
my name's elizabeth hurley
i'm a genuine model
i don't like that can i have less fire
please
all right
no i i don't like the fire it makes my
voice sound hot
all right
lonely
ugh
we'll play barbara
i've joined a lady's choir great i love
it
it's very good fun we're doing the
carmina burana
check check
very relaxing
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oh
sorry sorry i just just trumped
it's just four cards each barbie is it
oh just uh
only one back would you all
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don't get me wrong i'm just a lab
technician
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the things i could do to you
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i want to get inside your
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shirt
it's elementary a formula
made for two it's just chemistry
to get a reaction from your sample
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clever
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me
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cause it doesn't take much
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baby she wants to make
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uh you do know that this is a gay night
yes that's why we're here we're very
well aware of that thank you very much
so are you lesbians no
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