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- And because of my report,
we're on track to sell
10,000 garlic presses
by next week.
- [On The Phone] Whoa
Miranda, you just saved
this company from bankruptcy.
Like Curry hitting a three
at the buzzer, am I right?
(boing)
- [Narrator] Caught not
understanding a sports reference?
We have the solution.
The Amazon Nick Lachey.
- Nick Lachey, translate
Curry hitting a three
at the buzzer.
- Translation, well
liked basketball player
makes good play just in time.
- You're very right, sir.
- Sometimes Alexa and Echo can't help.
So turn to me, dreamboat Nick Lachey
of 98 Degrees and a One Tree Hill episode.
As a big time sports fan,
my angel voice and dreamy blue eyes
are the perfect way to
deliver you sports knowledge.
- Nick Lachey, what's a sports
thing to say in passing?
- Try uh, real ump show last night, huh?
I wish they'd just let them play.
- Uh, real ump show last night, huh?
I wish they'd just let them play.
- Excellent.
- Thanks Nick Lachey.
(energy explosion)
(gasps)
(magical tones)
Oh.
(laughing)
- Look, gender constructs
have created a society
where women are often
excluded from sports culture
and thus penalized in
professional environments.
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And hey, it's also for men
who don't know about sports.
- Gosh, I am sick of hearing
about concussions in football.
- Today's players are such wimps.
Right Dave?
- Uh.
Nick Lachey, give me an opinion
about concussions and football.
- Here's one, concussions
are rampant in the NFL
and numerous studies show
that negligence by coaches
- I really need you to dumb it down.
- Okay, better helmets.
- Better helmets.
- Oh nice.
He's smart.
- Yeah, let's keep him on.
- You know Dave, pretending
you're interested
in things that you're not
is no way to make friends.
- Stay out of it Nick Lachey.
- The Amazon Nick Lachey
is also engineered
to help ladies that are sports fans
who know more about sports
than their fragile-ego'd
male acquaintances.
- Nick Lachey, I think the
designated hitter sucks.
It's like having a designated
shooter in basketball
that doesn't play defense.
- Great point, you know exactly
what you're talking about.
- Can you
sing it to me?
(energy explosion)
(magical tones)
♫ I'd love to hear you explain to me
♫ The NFL rules of what constitutes
♫ A defenseless receiver
- I love you Nick Lachey!
- [Narrator] The Amazon Nick Lachey
will revolutionize how
you use sports knowledge
to improve your life.
Use it for bad dates,
talking to uncles, networking events,
barbecues with uncles,
sitting next to sports
celebrities on airplanes,
hanging out with cousins and their dads
who are your uncles
and lonely nights.
♫ Pick it up today like
LeBron in the playoffs
♫ Compared to his regular season play
- [Narrator] The Amazon Nick Lachey.
- Wow, this looks exactly like me.
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