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Oh.
I can't do it.
- Come on, dude.
- It's dangerous,
is what it is.
Vicky could find out,
and then the--
you know, the plan,
the whole plan--
It's bad for the plan,
Janet.
That--that's the reason.
- I don't understand.
Given the situation,
it's far safer
to initiate
the self-destruct.
- Okay, look, see, here--
here's the reason.
See, I promised the four
humans that we would escape
to the Good Place
once and for all.
And without you, we stand zero
chance of ever making it there.
- The new Janet will be
able to help you with that.
- Well, all right,
but it's not only that, though.
See, it's also
because of, um...
What if Vicky found out?
- You already asked me that.
Why are you making
such a big deal
about turning me
into a marble forever?
- Because of reasons.
There are reasons.
They exist,
and I just don't want to
explain them right now.
- What are the reasons?
- They're reasons, Janet!
- Okay, but what are they?
- The reason is friends.
[melancholy music]
♪
You're my friend, Janet.
That's why I can't kill you.
We have been through
so much together.
I mean, yeah, sure,
for you, you know,
each time I rebooted you,
you met me all over again.
But for me, our...
our relationship
has become important.
You're my oldest,
my truest,
my most loyal friend.
I can't just get rid of you
and replace you with some
other Janet I don't even know.
[paperclip clatters]
♪
- Well, well, well.
- Yeah, don't--don't do that.
Lay off.
- Michael.
That was so nice of you.
I'm glad you said that.
- Well...I mean it.
- Look at us.
A couple old pals.
Trying to make our way
in this crazy world
that I built.
Two peas in a pod.
One of whom needs to kill
the other one immediately.
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