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- Let's say you've been on a
date with a guy once or twice.
- Mm-hmm.
- And he sent you a "You up?" text.
Before you've hooked up.
What do you do?
- Nah.
(laughing)
(quaint, playful music)
- I text all the time.
And I never call.
- I call my mom all the time,
but we also text all the time.
- I was trying to plan a
second date with someone
and he like called me,
and we like talked about it.
And it was like, "Oh, this is serious."
- You know its real
when someone picks up
the phone and calls you.
You know the woest thing...
Is the pending text,
and then it goes away.
- Oh my God.
- Like, one of my
friends, he's super petty,
and if he's like talking
to a girl or something
and they're in a fight,
he'll just type one letter and let it sit,
so that the typing thing just keeps going,
but he's never planning
on sending anything.
- Criminal mastermind.
- [Voiceover] Guy you really like
texts you the ambiguous "What's up?"
- I'll respond once I finish sweating.
- I would like keep typing, deleting,
and typing, and deleting.
Like, "I don't know!"
(laughing)
(laughing) "What is up?"
- I may also screenshot it
and send it to my friend
and then say, "What should I say?"
- I go on line and type in,
"What do you text back?"
(laughing)
- Even if I wasn't doing anything,
I'd probably just say....
- [Blonde] Mm-hmm.
- I was, like, out,
just 'cuz, like, you know,
keep him guessing.
- [Blonde] Totally.
- That's my motto.
- What if there's a guy
that's been texting you
that you're just not interested in,
or that you may have dated once
and you guys stopped talking.
And then he...
- [Blonde] I'm over him now.
- And then you're over it.
You're like, "Ugh."
And he texts you,
"What's up stranger?"
(gasping)
- Oof!
Oh, I ignore it.
- Penny, what do you think
your most used Emoji is?
- Probably like the stream
of tears coming down
for when something's super funny.
- Most frequently used one
is the hearts-in-eyes emoji.
I think I also use the peace sign a lot.
- Those are good ones.
- What about you, Ella?
- Um,
mine is the heart.
The red heart.
- [Both] Awwww!
- That is just the sweetest emojis.
Look at her, she has the red heart,
the violet heart, the smile...
- [Penny] Ooh!
- Do you guys get "U Up?" texts?
- I have.
- [Blonde] I have.
I've never gotten a text
that just said, "You up?"
- Yeah, I've never gotten that.
- I've gotten texts that say like, "Hey."
- Yes.
- At 11pm or something.
- Yes, I've gotten that.
- Or like--
- [Ella] That's what that means?
- Yeah.
- [Blonde] "Come over."
- What I do,
I send emojis.
And then I go,
this is gonna be real controversial,
selfie.
(record skipping)
- Oooh.
- [Ella] Yeah.
- You send a selfie to a "U up?" text?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- This is next level.
- Yeah, I know.
- Last scenario, a guy you
do not like sends you a text
saying, "Hey do you want
to hang out sometime?"
You have no interest in
hanging out with him.
But he's a good person.
- Mm. This is the quandary of life.
I think now I just don't respond.
I think at one time,
I would probably end up hanging out.
And then stringing this
whole situation along for...
Seven or eight months.
- Which makes it worse.
Seven or eight months!
(laughing)
- Thanks for letting me crash.
- Yeah, thanks for hangin' out.
- [Ella] This was fun.
- All right.
- [Blonde] Bye!
- I mean, I'm single.
(laughing)
- Yeah, we're all single,
(laughing)
so who knows, man.
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