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- I got this.
I did it.
- [Connie] You look pretty compact.
I think you got this dialed in.
- I got this.
- Mwah!
- Ew, not kisses.
(Shawn laughs)
- [Connie] Bye, Kayla.
Have fun.
Bye!
(rock music)
Morning.
- Morning.
- [Connie] Puppies are happy.
- [Tyler] Hershey, your butt is in my face.
- [Connie] He's so excited.
How are you feeling?
- I'm nerve-cited.
- [Connie] Nerve-cited?
- [Tyler] It sounds like a disease.
- [Connie] (laughs) Yeah.
Why would you be nervous?
- Because they're some things that I'm nervous for,
and like blahgh.
But I still wanna do them, so it's like blagh.
- [Connie] You're nervous that you're not gonna get
to talk to me for a whole week?
- Uh, totally, yep.
(Connie laughs)
That's totally what I was nervous about.
- [Connie] Nervous that you're gonna be away
from Mom and Dad for like five days,
and not have any phone?
- Totally.
- [Connie] That's what I'm nervous about.
- You don't get a phone on these trips?
- [Connie] No.
- [Kayla] You might.
- [Connie] No.
- [Kayla] He doesn't?
- [Connie] No.
No communication.
That's what you're not nervous about?
- I'm nervous about that night snorkel,
and the rock climbing wall.
- [Tyler] Why are you nervous for--
- [Connie] You didn't even bring up the zip line.
- Uh, because I'm not going on it.
(Connie laughs).
- What about that rock climbing?
- Rick climbing wall, I might do.
That's why I'm nervous.
Rock climbing you're still attached
to like a ground-like structure.
Zip lining is just like, nope,
and they throw you off the edge.
- [Tyler] Yeah but you're still--
- It's like, bye!
- You think when me and Mom went zip lining,
we were just holding on for our life
(Connie laughs)
like 500 feet in the air.
- [Connie] We're screaming, ahh we're gonna die,
we're gonna hit the side of that rock!
There's no end, help, help.
- Yeah, I might do rock climbing wall and I might do,
well, I am gonna do the night snorkel
because I do not want to miss the bioluminescence.
But they said it can be a little unnerving
because you can't see, it's pitch black, so...
- [Connie] Yeah, I think it will be fun,
exciting, cool, bonding--
- My cabin is so awesome, I can't wait.
- Just so you guys know,
Kayla is on her way to Catalina Island for five days.
It's a school field trip,
if you didn't see yesterday's vlog and--
- Field trip, field trip!
- She's super super excited.
- Super duper duper.
- And it's still dark outside.
- Yeah, I went outside to take the dogs out potty,
and the stars are still out.
- Yeah, it's nighttime.
But she has to be to her buses by 6:30 in the morning,
and we still have to drive there,
so we're up in the middle of the night.
- [Tyler] It's 6:00.
- It's now six o'clock in the morning,
we gotta hurry up and get out of here.
(laughs)
- [Tyler] I don't want to go.
- [Kayla] Kisses!
- [Tyler] Because then I have to wait at school
for like an hour.
- [Connie] We do.
All of us are gonna sit in the car
until it's time for Tyler to go to school.
- And you'll watch me wave goodbye.
- [Connie] Kayla will have a grand old time
- I need a handkerchief so I can be like, goodbye!
As I ride off on the bus.
- See you suckers!
- [Connie] So, how was your dance?
- It was good.
- [Connie] We promised we would find out
what happened at your school dance,
your very first school dance.
- Did he have a girlfriend?
- [Connie] Oh no.
They don't have girlfriends.
You have friends who are girls.
- Yeah.
- [Connie] See?
But it was girls and boys there.
- Mhm, mostly people wore black
because it's kinda hard to find white clothing.
- [Connie] Yeah, and for those of you
who don't know what we're talking about,
the theme was picked out by the seventh graders,
and they were supposed to be all in black and white.
It was a black and white dance party
so everyone had to wear black and white.
And Tyler, if you didn't see that,
he was in all black and he looked like a stud.
- There was like five other kids
wearing that same outfit.
- [Connie] Well of course.
I thought they would all look like that.
Because you has all white?
- Some people did.
- [Connie] Yeah.
- Like, three people.
Out of like 100.
(Connie laughs)
- [Connie] Did you do a lot of dancing?
- I did a lot of worm--
- [Connie] Those dogs are so ornery.
- I did a lot of the worm,
and I was doing the worm across the basketball court,
and the whole entire dance is like, "Go, go, go, go!"
- [Connie] And you bruised up your knees.
- Yeah.
- [Connie] Can you walk yet?
- Yeah.
- [Connie] Okay.
- I could walk from the start.
- [Connie] Seemed like you were having trouble there.
- Pshh.
Whatchu talkin' about?
Whatchu talking' about?
- [Connie] Bruised up your knees?
Well, I'm glad you had fun.
Yay!
- I'm dying.
- [Connie] Girls did fight over you,
but oh well, that's just part of the process.
He's a handsome kid, what can I say.
- Hi.
- That was cringey.
- [Connie] Okay.
(Tyler and Kayla laughs)
- [Connie] Kayla's forcing it, forcing it to be cringey.
Do you need me to curl your hair?
'Cause I've got the curling iron on.
It's your last chance to have it look cute,
'ccause you're gonna look like scraggly
all the rest of the trip.
- [Tyler] It's gonna be super hot.
- Nope.
- [Connie] This is your one day to get pictures,
and not look like a crazy person.
- Nope.
- [Connie] You're not gonna look like a cavewoman.
- I have a brush.
Hershey's eating my cereal.
- [Connie] Gross.
- All right, I know I said
I wanted to wear jeans and this shirt,
but I think I should just wear sweatpants
and a sweater.
- [Connie] Nah.
Just put on a sweatshirt.
- It would be more comfortable.
- [Connie] Is it cold outside right now.
- Yeah.
- [Connie] Put a sweatshirt on over a hoodie.
- Okay!
- Problem solved.
That's what moms are for, solving kid problems.
- Yeah, cause we can't do anything by ourselves.
- No, you can't.
You're helpless.
- Can you grab my phone for me?
(Connie laughs)
Can you put it in front of my face?
- Do you want me to brush your teeth too?
- Please.
- Looks like you need to.
Go brush your teeth.
- Oh, I'm bringing my phone.
- I'm doing my mom thing here.
Brush your teeth, brush your hair, let's go.
And here's Dad.
- Barely awake.
- [Connie] Yep.
- It's so early.
- [Connie] Yep.
- We went to bed early.
Why does it feel like,
even though I got eight hours of sleep,
I still feel like I need 10 more?
- [Connie] Because you didn't get eight hours of sleep,
and neither did I.
- I probably got like six.
'Cause it takes me like an hour to go to bed in my bed.
But it takes me like 30 seconds
to go to bed in the car.
- When he was a baby,
we used to have to put him in the car seat
and drive around the block to put him to sleep,
maybe we need to go back to doing that.
- [Connie] Yep.
- Might be a--
- [Connie] You did that?
I thought I did that.
- We both did it.
You did it more often that I did.
- [Connie] You were at work,
and I had to deal with all that.
- Yeah, pretty much.
- [Connie] We're like, we wanna go to bed.
Let's drive for a while.
I remember, there was a funny story about Tyler
when he was, not like a total baby
but he was in a stroller.
Probably a little over one, maybe he was two.
But he had this hyperactive way about him.
And I went to Starbucks and I bought
a really yummy drink from Starbucks,
and it did have caffeine,
and he was so hyper all the time.
And he thought it was a milkshake,
so he snuck up in the top of the stroller
where I was holding the drink and started drinking it.
And I don't know why I didn't notice that he had it.
I got it from him, and then he was knocked out after that.
- Caffeine was a sleeping pill for a hyperactive kid.
- Yeah.
Caffeine knocks out hyperactive kids, apparently.
So he slept like a baby.
I had the rest of the whatever we were doing,
just total quietness.
I was shocked.
Here's all Kayla's bags, and I wrote her name on everything
like the good mommy I am.
Because I don't know how they're going
to be able to tell them apart
if everybody's got a suitcase and there's no names.
Looks like she's got her retainers.
Good job, Kayla.
And she's totally changed into comfy clothes.
- Yeah, 'Cause the other clothes were kinda, eh.
These are like pajamas.
'Cause I realized we're going on a two hour travel trip.
Harley's really excited, little does he know.
- [Connie] Aw, hi.
- [Kayla] Like oh my goodness, she's vlogging--
- [Connie] So what are you gonna miss most?
Your dogs or your phone?
Doggos more, doggos more.
Out of those two options, doggos.
Family, family or doggos.
Can the doggos be a part of the family?
- [Connie] Okay, if there's three options,
what three things are you going to miss?
- Oh, I get three.
- [Connie] Three, and don't pick an order.
- Family, doggos, and phone.
- [Tyler] In that order.
- She said don't pick an order.
- [Connie] I said just pick.
It's not fair to pick an order.
It makes you sound mean.
And I'm not allowed to have my phone.
- [Connie] Yep, bye phone.
- Wait, let me tell the nasties goodbye.
- [Connie] You gotta say goodbye to me.
Okay, but I can say goodbye to your right after,
but I cannot say to them.
- [Connie] She's going to prison.
There's no phone.
- It's not prison, oh my goodness
It is not prison.
- [Connie] How are you going to last the whole week?
- It's a paradise!
- [Connie] I betcha the first thing
she's gonna run to when she comes home,
she's gonna run right past me and Daddy,
and go, where's my phone, where's my phone.
- No, I'm gonna go to--
- She'll be all, Hershey, Harley, where's my phone>
- Puppy!
- Phone is usually the last thing I think about, okay,
but once I have it, I never stop.
- [Connie] We gotta go man.
- So you're bringing the dogs with you too?
- [Kayla] Yes.
- [Connie] I wish.
- Me too.
- [Connie] 'cause we love them so much,
we want them to be with her.
- Yeah.
- [Kayla] This suitcase.
- Kayla, you're gonna have poop all over your cabin.
- [Kayla] And then--
- [Connie] They're gonna get eaten.
They're gonna be the food.
- Oh yeah, they're gonna be the ones
that walk out of the cabin and get eaten by a --
- [Connie] A raccoon.
- Yeah, by a fox or something.
- [Shawn] No, by a squirrel.
- [Tyler] Yeah, by a squirrel of something.
(laughing)
- [Connie] Yeah, squirrel bait.
All right, we better head out.
Get your bags, girl.
- Let's go.
Let's go.
- What did you do with my binder?
Somebody put it in my backpack.
- Hershey, you're not going to Catalina, come on.
- [Shawn] I know what that suitcase means,
it means you guys are gonna leave me.
- [Connie] Where's Harley?
- He's in there.
- [Shawn] He doesn't leave.
- Harley doesn't leave unless you call them out.
(Connie sings)
- [Connie] Goodbye Kayla, we're gonna miss you.
- Blagh, blagh, blagh.
- [Connie] Load up.
- Hang on, hang on.
I need to go back in the house
and get my Catalina binder.
I have to go back in the house.
Bye puppies, I miss you already.
Love you babies.
You don't even know.
You won't even know until I'm gone for five days.
- [Connie] They'll probably be crying.
- [Kalyla] I know, these little babies.
- [Connie] Hi.
You still have treat, Mama.
- Oh, you said treat, now Harley's excited.
- [Connie] Oh, I'll be back, don't worry.
- [Shawn] I know that word.
(acoustic music)
- [Connie] Are you going on a bus?
- (laughs) Yeah, we're gonna go on a bus for an hour.
And then we're gonna stop at like a port,
and we're gonna go on a ferry,
and that's gonna be another hour,
and then I don't know what we're gonna be doing after that.
- [Connie] I wonder if everyone knows what a ferry is?
- I do, it's that little flying thing from Peter Pan--
- [Kayla] Yeah, we're gonna ride Tinkerbell.
- With the pixie dust.
- [Connie] They take fairies across--
- We're gonna ride Tinkerbell over.
- [Tyler] That's what I used to think ferries were.
- [Connie] You're riding Tinkerbell over to the island?
- Actually it's a boat that you use to transport over.
I don't know why they call it a ferry, though,
or what's different from a boat.
Do you know?
I just know it's a boat?
- [Connie] I don't know.
It's just a little boat, it's a fake one.
- We're riding a toy boat.
- [Connie] Yeah, so you'll be flying Tinkerbell
over to the island in what, about two or three hours?
- Yeah.
- I think they should make them earn this trip
by canoeing over there.
Why do they get to ride in a boat?
They should have to like row.
- We can do it once we get there.
- [Shawn] It's only like 15 miles, wouldn't take that long.
- [Connie] I wish I was going.
- Well, you've been before.
- [Connie] Not for a whole week!
- How long did you go?
- [Connie] I don't know, like a weekend.
- [Shawn] Like three days or something, like that,
two or three days.
- I'm excited because I've never been to Catalina.
Tyler goes next year.
This year he goes to--
- [Connie] And they make it so that we can't even go
because we still got one kid.
- It's the annoying one.
- [Connie] It's scam.
They're like, parents cannot have fun.
We have to break it up so that nobody can go but the kid.
- Yep.
- [Connie] There's all the buses.
Ah, they're so colorful.
I've never seen buses that colorful.
Fancy.
- [Kayla] One's a girl bus, and one's a boy bus.
- [Connie] You're not even gonna be
in one of those big yellow ones, they're fancy.
- Yeah, we get the high quality buses.
- [Tyler] I get those too.
- [Connie] Do they have a bathroom inside those buses?
- I don't know.
- Probably.
We're gonna lose our baby.
- [Kayla] Oh my god.
- [Tyler] She's not a baby, she's a--
- I'm actually really excited, okay?
I'm excited you're gone.
(laughs)
One less kid to worry about for a whole week.
Can she be gone for two?
(laughs)
Just kidding.
- I'm ready to leave.
- [Connie] Shawn's not even awake.
- No, I'm like...
- Can I sneak on the bus?
I'm so tired.
- [Connie] Oh, you're gonna break yourself.
- I got this.
I did it.
- [Connie] You look pretty compact.
I think you got this dialed in.
- I got this.
- Ew, not kisses.
- Not kisses?
- Not kisses.
- Mwah!
- Ew, not kisses.
(Shawn laughs)
- [Connie] Bye Kayla!
Looks like everyone's lining up on the bus.
Have fun!
- [Tyler] Bye!
- [Connie] Bye!
- Bye!
Does she have her snack-o-matic?
- [Connie] There she goes.
Are you sad?
- No.
(Connie laughs)
- [Connie] Daddy's checking to make sure she's safe.
- I'm going in the car.
- Me too.
It's time for Starbucks (laughs)
He locked us out, are you serious?
How dare he?
- [Tyler] Dad!
- He's fired, I'm getting those keys.
- [Tyler] Dad!
- I'm locking him out of the house.
Well that's it, she's gone.
- Forever.
- Not forever.
She's just gone for five days.
How are we gonna get by?
Well, we did a couple extra videos,
so you probably won't even notice
that she's been gone.
And then the boys are gonna do a couple videos.
Yeah, you guys probably won't even see me.
I'll be on a little vacation,
with Kayla, at heart (laughs).
We'll see, we'll see what happens next.
But for now, we're gonna go to Starbucks.
Tyler's sitting in the back there.
- Hi.
- Look at him.
He's like a little video bomber.
(Tyler laughs maniacally)
- [Connie] Bye, bye.
Is that them in the back?
- [Shawn] They were on the first bus, so...
- All right, so we got one kid gone, one more to go.
- Back to the normal daily routine.
- Yeah, so we got our little bit of Starbucks.
- I'm gonna be gone next week.
- Yeah, so it'll be Tyler's turn next week, so...
- But I'm still gonna be here on Monday, just Tuesday...
- We get to be together for a whole week.
- [Shawn And Connie] Yay!
- Yay
- And they'll do some father and sun videos I think.
- Yep.
- It'll be fun.
So are you ready to go back to school?
- Yeah.
- All right.
- Let's do it.
- We're gonna see you guys later.
- Hit that like button, hit that subscribe button...
- [Together] Until next time, bye.

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