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(upbeat music)
- I can ride with you?
- Yep.
- Oh, hey guys.
Hey guys, I've been meaning to ask you,
I've been doing a podcast.
It's called West Wings, we eat wings
and we watch The West Wing. (laughs)
It's gonna be super easy.
You guys wanna be guests?
- You go ahead, I'll catch up.
- That's weird, but okay.
- Did you forget something?
- Grant, hear the words that I say to you.
(ominous music)
Your podcast will fail.
- What?
(laughs)
Hey, fuck you man.
- No,
fuck you.
Fuck you for thinking that this world need another podcast.
And that people you know should listen to it.
It's a bad idea and a waste of time.
- It's not a bad idea.
It's a good creative outlet.
- A creative outlet.
Is that what you call an hour and a half
of unedited, bad audio from your living room?
- Yeah, why not?
- Do you think your clever
for thinking to review a television show?
It probably felt nice when you realized
there was a built-in structure, an episode of the show
was an episode of your podcast.
This has been done a million times, Grant.
It's a bad idea, and your podcast will fail.
- Who cares, it's just for fun.
- It's not fun for me.
It's not fun for anyone, Grant.
- Well - What would you say
is the value of it, hm?
- I think it would be fun to
hang out with my friends
and watch my favorite show and eat wings.
There's nothing wrong with that.
- There isn't.
So why don't you just do that?
Why does it have to be a podcast?
- Because at the end I'll have created something.
- Created what though?
A half-baked take on the subtleties of Joshua Malina's
performance while you suck the wing fat from your teeth?
No one wants to listen to that.
- I think someone might.
- Oh the hubris.
You think your personality is so sparkling?
That people want to listen to thousands of hours
of you meandering off topic?
Of your guests describing your apartment
before the show even starts?
Of your roommate coming home, and being like 'Sorry'?
Of you calling in a friend from New York who's super funny
even though you don't have the technology to make that work.
Admit it.
- Admit what?
- Admit that deep down, you know that this is a complete
waste of time.
- I already bought the gear.
- Return it.
And then spend the money on literally anything else.
- No! No! It's fun.
It's fun.
It's fun.
I don't know why you're saying this, you're supposed
to be my friend.
- I am your friend.
I'm the only friend you have left,
and this is what friends do, they call each other out
on their shit, and this is the worst kind of shit there is.
Your podcast will fail.
- But I love the West Wing.
- Zach, what's the hold up?
We gotta record a new episode of West Wings and Wings.
Our podcast comparing the two shows,
Wings and the West Wing.
- What the fuck?
- Wait, this is actually gonna be good though.
Hi, it's Zach from College Humor.
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