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this is ridiculous
do you have any idea what time we'll get
out of here nobody likes to work late
least of all me do you have plans
tonight
nope no I'm wrong you tell us not to
make plans because we are working yes I
remember this is BS this is BS why are
we here I am gonna call corporate enough
is enough I'm Scott I'm so mad this is
Michael Scott Scranton well we don't
want to work no we don't it's not fair
to these people these people are my
friends and I care about them we're not
gonna do it everybody I just got off the
Horn with corporate and basically I told
them where they could stick their little
overtime assignment go enjoy your Friday
thank you Michael all right maybe did I
think we should celebrate how about you
Pam me toss a little dinner dancing
drinks you said you didn't have plans
that's what you said and as for me and
my current romantic life I am single now
I'm looking so if you know anybody Jim
and I went to dinner a few times when he
got back from New York I talked him
through his breakup it's really nice to
be good friends again
are you kidding me Pam and Jim are
totally hooking up all they do is smile
they're just keeping it a secret right
I don't know there is no evidence of
intimacy if they've been in remarkably
good moods it could be other things are
you kidding me
and Sunday I'm thinking of going to that
flea market at the drive-in well that
sounds fun I'm mountain biking on Sunday
and montage mountain cool yeah that
plane was about Jim and Pam
no way what you guys are together yeah
yes yeah tell me was this your fun
little way of congratulating us yes yeah
China China Michael how was the Venice
it was great
China are you okay what's wrong
everything here was made in China Pamela
yeah it's where they make stuff they
used to make stuff in America Andy but
we're falling behind did you know that
China is a sleeping dragon that is just
beginning to stir Oh No
yeah right here it is right there
anybody read the news anymore China is
on the moon I found that in the waiting
room at the dentist's office this kid
had the magazine I wanted to read that's
the only one I could reach and I read it
and then I read it again my whole life I
believed that America was number one
that was the saying not America's number
two
England is number two China should be
like eight I say we bomb him by 2020
they're gonna be the world's largest
economy and they're getting a taste for
protein we'll all starve yeah twice
right we should drop them no he's not
right we're not where would we even drop
it Phyllis did you know that in China
there are 56 cities with over a million
people you know how many we have here
nine actually that's not true I know the
figure you're referring to and it's a
projection of 15 years from now thank
God no no that is right now Michael
China's agrarian urbanizing fast you
betcha but still agrarian most in terms
of land not population come on Michael
no no you're wrong about this where are
you getting this information I got it
from New York times.com Oh getting
nervous Oscar okay someone look it up my
MA no Jim
I'm on it guys it's not worth it really
guys this is not worth our time
are you watching us seriously well argue
I'm sitting right here got it China has
56 cities with a population of over 1
million
the US has nine suck it Oscar well on
the plus side all this worrying about
China has made you smarter than Oscar
Michael great I was wrong I'm wrong is
everyone happy
so I happen to know more than the
smartest guy in the office so what okay
we need an a-team a backup team and they
just have fun team so you guys all know
yourselves good timers follow me backups
go on kids you know you don't belong
here 18 okay all right everybody nice
self-awareness except
Hey oops - all right guys after nine
rounds let's check the scores in first
place with nine points it's Aesop's
foibles the quieren scene bears have
seven points dunder-mifflin a-team has
four points diem backup team has three
points the Einsteins have eight points
ladies gaga have five points so our best
chance of hitting our mark is now in the
hands and brains of Kevin Meredith Arin
and Kelly do I like these odds my answer
is no means the top three teams are
gonna finish it off in the speed round
so let's get everyone some bells in
third place we have the Einsteins oh
yeah second place we have the clearance
eat bears and first place is Aesop's
foibles yeah but they're gonna get
clobbered
bring it in when you know it first
question this man had a fatwa declared
on him
when Einstein what is it did my part
behaving just the pill girl hey sups
Salman Rushdie Salman Rushdie is correct
heading out to sea sailors on a square
rigged ship the sail set furthest
forward is called what persisting do not
hit that Bell lying Jim client jab is
correct the Einsteins
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according to a recent survey this is the
most common learning disability among
American adolescents boom
ADHD no the answer is that's correct for
the Einsteins sir
[Applause]
dial it back this is tail feathers final
round last two teams squaring off I hope
you're ready to play doctor our question
is about the health and the human body
oh come on the standard American analog
scale has a maximum capacity of what
weight 300 pounds point for the Einstein
here's your final question cinephiles
put on your memory brace this 2001
masterpiece from Jill parquet Brenner
explores the intricate dynamics of a
family in disarray if you talk I do feel
a let's go founder le papillon yes I'm
sorry no over the Einsteins hey Jolie's
chosen sure Marion Cotillard exposes
herself a number of times in that film
the incidence wouldn't look I know it's
easy to say tonight was just a fluke and
maybe it was but here's a piece of
trivia a fluke is one of the most common
fish in the sea so if you go fishing for
a fluke chances are you just might catch
one my whole life right here in
Lackawanna County
and unmoving I know this place I know
how many hospitals we have make schools
we have its home you know I know the
challenges counties up against here's
the thing about those discount suppliers
they don't care they come in they
undercut everything and they run us out
of business and then once we're all gone
you jack up the prices it's sad it's
terrible it it you know what it really
is up I don't know I guess I could give
you guys our business but you have to
meet me halfway okay because they're
expecting me to make cuts
well corporates gonna go ballistic but
either we could Jen
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