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CHRIS [voice-over]: I was the
wrestling champion of the world,
until I lost it all.
Now I'm starting over,
and I'm going to be
the greatest actor of all time.
If someone else
said that to you,
you probably wouldn't
believe them.
But I'm Chris Jericho.
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Well, how about you
come over tonight, Natalie.
What do you mean it's too late?
You can just wear the same
change of clothes tomorrow.
It's not like you have
a job or anything.
I don't know. Why are you
being so difficult right now?
I'm just trying to
see you, baby.
You know what I'm trying to see.
>> I need to see Phil.
>> We could share toothbrushes.
Couples share
toothbrushes, babes.
Well, you had your
tongue in my mouth.
Yeah, in your vagina, yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
>> You know what?
I'm just gonna go inside.
>> Yeah, yeah!
>> Gotta tell ya, that is
one hell of an offer!
One sec.
Come on in, it's open!
Well I think that
Chris Jericho would be
very interested to
hear that offer.
Is it still seven figures?
Wow!
Wow!!
Okay, I can't believe it.
You know what, he just came in.
I'm gonna get off the phone,
tell him the good news.
Whooo!
Alright, take care. Bye bye.
Chris.....
Great news.
>> What?
>> One word: overseas.
>> What did you land me, Phil?
>> Just the best calling plan!
And if you join, we both get 100
free bonus anytime minutes!
What time is it?
Anytime!
What time is it?
Anytime!
Whooo!
Wooo woo woo!
>> Will you stop this?
Come on, Phil! Why do you do
this to me?
I thought you were gonna
tell me I got a big movie,
or the lead in a
television show.
What was with the seven figures?
>> What? Seven figures,
if you don't count
the area code. Seven figures!
Here's the number.
Don't lose it, it's important.
Take that. You'll be happy.
You'll be happy you did!
So what brings you to the Big
Smoke?
>> That audition you
sent me on yesterday,
for the cough syrup?
It's for kids' cough syrup!
>> Why would you go on a
commercial audition for kids?
>> 'Cause you sent me there!
>> What? I didn't --
come on, Chris!
I don't make that
kind of mistake!
We all make mistake,
you know. Look.
We should be so lucky
to go through life
without making an error or two,
here or there.
You know what I mean?
I've got a lot of balls I'm
trying to --
Uh oh. Damn it!
I keep mixing you up with
that kid Jerry Crisco.
I can't get the two of
your names separated.
I wonder how he did on that
Ashley Madison commercial.
>> Can I please just
get my cheque,
so I can get out of
this madhouse?
>> Of course!
Come on!
That's not a problem!
Go see Todd at the front
desk, get your cheque!
Enjoy yourself!
One more thing, Chris.
Anytime minutes, huh?
Come on, sleep on it!
>> Idiot.
>> What do you mean
you have to charge it?
>> Todd....
>> Newsflash: want to
know what they call
an uncharged electric
toothbrush?
A toothbrush!
>> Todd, would you
get off the phone,
and give me my cheque please?
>> I don't even know why
you're acting this way.
I'm just trying to come see you.
>> Get off the phone!
Enough!
[ screams]
Ahhh! Uhhh, are you okay?
>> I'm good.
Woo! That got my blood pumping!
>> Okay, give me
my cheque please.
>> Okay, yeah.
>> Give him his cheque!
>> Before I lose
it in this place?
>> Why are you holding
his cheque up?
Give him a cheque already.
>> Man, this is just a royalty
cheque for eight dollars.
There's no need for you
to Hulk out there,
Macho Man.
>> Eight dollars.
Eight dollars!
Great job, Phil!
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Hey, it's eight bucks
now, but they add up.
You get a lot of them.
At the end of the year,
it's fifty or sixty bucks!
I'm playing the long
game with you Chris!
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Did I tell him
about the bundling?
>> What bundling?
>> The bundling on
the phone deal.
That would've sealed the deal,
if he doesn't know
about the bundling.
>> What bundling?
>> You bundle in, and then.....
>> Oh! Oh, so
you're still there!
And you don't want
to say nothing?
You don't even know
what just happened!
Chris Jericho just
threw the phone!
I was in danger!
I was in danger, and I was
trying to protect you.
♪ ♪ ♪
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