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Good morning! So, Claud's about to go off to work.
'Cause she works on Saturday mornings
and today I'm going with her so she can fix my retainer, which has come off a bit.
Not the one she did.
The one someone else did, when I had braces, ages and ages ago.
No, you decided you don't want the fixed retainer any more
because it's like a bit of wire on the back of your teeth.
And it's come off.
Yeah, so you're just gonna have that removed and then wear your actual removable retainer.
'Cause you're really good at that.
Before she goes - before we go -
I thought, "Let's make this vlog really interesting
and not just about teeth."
We're going to do Christmas "most likely to."
Oooo.
I asked you guys a few days ago on the Community tab
- and if you haven't seen that already, it's basically
on my YouTube channel, whether you're on a computer or on your phone or tablet or whatever -
along the top, all the things, scroll along and one of them says Community
and it's a new thing on YouTube.
C: Cool.
J: Yeah.
It's where I can post pictures, and I can poll you guys if I want to do a poll.
C: Poll.
J: I don't know what the poll would be.
J: There'll be a poll
J: and...yeah, just write stuff, I can write back.
C: This little one is very distracting.
J: So lots of people have replied.
Wow, lots of people have replied.
J: So, like we did--we did a "most likely to" before
which you can see; I'll put that in the description.
All you have to do is point to yourself.
C: OK.
J: Or me.
[Jessica reading question]
J: Yeah, most likely to spoil the dogs in all ways.
C: Yeah, like right now, you can't see,
but Tilly's like curled up on my lap and Walter is like snuggling my bottom.
C: Recently I've been getting into the routine of--well, it didn't used to be a routine, but now it is a routine
of I get home, I give them a cuddle,
and then I give them a carrot, and it's the 'mummy coming home carrot' routine.
Yeah.
[Claudia reading question]
C: You.
C: All the time.
C: I'm always like, "Oh, I need to go and get so-and-so this;" she's like, "Just go to the cupboard."
J: "Go to the presents box!"
C: "Go to the presents box!"
There's just like...random stuff in there
that we've stocked up on over the years, thinking, "We'll give this away one day"
or we've been given and we don't like it.
J: But also, to be fair, I can't have sugar; people give me sugary stuff all the time
so that goes in the presents box.
I can't use a lot of bath bombs because I have eczema. That goes in the presents box.
Anything I can't use, basically. I'm not just rude.
C: There are a few things in there that you have given me that have gone in the presents box
even though I didn't say I didn't want it any more.
You're just like, "Yeah, here's a gift. Now it's going in the present box."
[Jessica reading question]
C: Ohh, OK!
J: Ahh!
J: Yeah, no, both of us.
C: Yeah, you can kind of just go down a bit of a rabbit hole
J: Yeah.
C: of videos.
J: We watch very different stuff, though.
C: You often tell me to put the laptop--to put my iPad or laptop down when we're in bed.
She's like, "Can you just like put that away now?" and I'm like, "Yeah!"
J: Because you watch YouTube videos at half eleven and then wonder why you can't sleep.
C: Yeah, and then I get really stimulated because I'm like [gasp] "We could do this!"
J: "Ideas!"
C: I've like learnt that if you do this on the--basically, I mainly watch editing tips and camera tips
and, um, geeky stuff like that.
J: And my stuff is equally geeky,
but it instead is 'breakdowns of the past of every Marvel character ever'
[Claudia reading question]
C: Is that yourself?
J: Oh yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
J: No, I think it's totally me.
C: No, it probably is you, yeah.
J: I constantly offend people without realising it
C: I mean, you...
C: Yeah, I do sometimes say a little comment
- mainly to your mother and I think she gets offended, but it's kind of meant to be a joke -
but, yeah, you're the one who actually accidentally says something that you think is kind of--
I think you just point out things to people which shouldn't be pointed out.
That's what it is.
J: I do also have a problem with tone.
Where I say something and I don't realise the tone that's gone along with it.
J: I'm very...
C: Ah, I think you get away--you don't really actually offend them.
J: Oh, OK
C: You say an offensive thing, but they're not offended by you, because they're like...
J: They know my intention was good!
C: Yeah!
C: Whereas I think if I say something accidentally, it will offend someone.
J: Because it's not accidental.
C: Because I say it in quite a dry, cold way
that obviously was not a joke.
J: Yeah, when Claudia's nervous, she's, um...
When you're nervous, you become this really, like, too cool for school.
It's like a defensive thing. It's like I don't wanna be asked lots of questions right now,
so I'm gonna deflect your interest onto my wife.
Like when that girl basically stalked you and like
and then hugged you everywhere at this party we went to
C: and then...
J: Shh! She could be watching!
C: Well, she probably is, but, like, it was very rude because she didn't acknowledge my presence at all
and then she wrote you an emailing confessing her undying love to you
and then said, "Oh, by the way, your wife is very nice, but I can't remember her name."
C: I was like, "Oh, cheers!"
C: Just saying.
J: I remember your name, baby.
C: Well, you should.
J: And that's what's important.
C: You don't really; you just call me baby and darling, because you don't actually remember my name.
J: Oh, my God!
[Claudia reading question]
Anything "accidentally" will be Jessica.
When I was four, I pulled the entire Christmas tree down on top of myself.
It's a very strong memory. I thought I was going to die.
[Claudia reading question]
C: We don't even need to answer that one. Have you seen the videos?
Yeah, I just sit there and go, "Yeah, that's fine."
[Claudia reading question, laughing]
J: I never get jealous.
C: This one's not even Christmas
[Claudia reading question]
J: Accidentally, me.
C: Non-accidentally, me.
C: I mean...
J: Wait, no. OK.
J: That's American, felony means something different to a regular crime.
C: So it's not just breaking the law, like speeding
J: I think. No, I think a felony...
a felony is when you murder someone.
C: What?!
J: I think.
C: Well, that would be you, because you'd just do it accidentally and then be like, "Darling, whoops!"
Why have I murdered you in this scenario?
C: No, you're telling me about it!
J: Oh! Jesus.
C: You're not going to murder me.
C: I don't know, that could happen.
C: Accidentally.
J: Wait, I don't think it's murder if I say, "Whoops."
[Claudia reading question]
J: Oh, that could go either way.
J: That's both.
C: I think it would be you.
C: I think they look cute, but I can restrain myself.
C: Like that time in Malaysia and you saw that cute little [?]
J: Popeye!
C: Yeah, and you were like, "I wanna take it home!"
J: Popeye still has a special place in my heart.
C: And I had to tell you to put it back in its little cage.
C: I was like, "Put it back in the cage." (They sell them in boxes and things)
J: [Longing sigh] Can we go back?
[Claudia reading question]
C: Yeah...
C: I don't think I can flirt any more. I used to be a really good flirt.
J: We have a video actually about your flirting.
[Jessica reading question]
C: What?!
C: That's not true at all.
[Jessica laughing]
J: Yeah, re-gifted gifts!
J: As we learnt earlier.
C: No, to each other!
J: Oh, to each other?
C: Oh, I was thinking as in to each other.
C: I always get you loads of little things.
C: Like last year I got you a whole stocking full of little presents and then a few nice things
and I think I got, like, two things from you.
J: Er, I think, if you go back and look at the videos,
you will find...I gave you many things
in a little stocking.
Just because they weren't massively expensive...
[Claudia reading question]
C: Well, it's got the word "accidental" in it, so...
J: Well.
C: I never do anything by accident.
[Claudia reading question]
C: I think that's quite easy.
J: Yup.
C: Oh, and talking of which, I really need to get to work soon!
J: Wait, wait. Last one, last one.
C: [?] That's where I wear my watch, I'm like "..."
J: You're not even dressed, baby, you're wearing your pyjamas.
C: Oh, my God. OK, I've gotta go.
J: Wait, last one!
[Jessica reading question]
C: Er, I would imagine you.
J: No!
J: When I was four, I BEGGED my mother to tell me that Santa wasn't real
because I hated the idea of an old man coming into my bedroom
at night, when no one else was there to protect me.
C: She could've told you it was a woman!
And then you'd be like, "Oh, OK, I like it."
C: Well, OK, I was probably a bit older, actually.
J: Well, there we go, you believed in Santa the longest.
C: I think my sister told me. She said, "It's not actually Santa."
"It's mum and dad."
C: And I was like, "..."
J: That's so harsh!
J: Awww.
C: And then I stayed - I didn't quite believe her and we shared a room at the time, so I stayed awake
a little bit, and then I heard--I heard some shuffling coming in
as I opened my eyes and I saw Mum adjusting all the stockings at the end of the bed
and things like that, and then I realised [sadly] she was right.
J: Oh! Julia! You broke her little heart!
C: But I was old enough to not tell my mum and dad that I knew it was them,
because I knew that they thought--I think I kind of understood that they thought it was special
to do it
so I just went along with the pretence for quite a few more years.
J: Sweet!
C: So we still put out a little bit of brand and a mince pie
even though I was like, "It's just for dad, but, yeah."
C: I've gotta go, little one.
J: Bye, babies! But we'll come back later!
J: Right, everyone! Clothes on.
[Festive music]
J: Fun stuff that came in the post today.
J: Remember in our Family Favourites, I showed you some stuff from my friend Catherine?
Who did the little bag that says, "An elephant never baguettes."
Well, I told you then that she makes cards,
and I didn't really have them in time to show you, but they are here now!
So I'm just gonna show you some of her amazing Christmas cards.
[Reading cards]
Look at its cute little boots.
This is just my kind of humour.
Any kind of word play, I love it.
[Whispers] So cute.
So good.
Oh, and I'm going to give this one to my dad.
[Laughing]
Because I think that's pretty much, pretty much perfect for him.
And I'm going to give you all of the info down in the description .
So you can go and get your own adorable cards.
Oh, and because everyone in our life is having a baby,
"Cracking new arrival"
[Reading card]
It's a bay leaf, Clara, it's a bay leaf.
Clara: It's hilarious. I quite like it.
Jessica: And I can't say this one properly. "Did someone say Babe-bee?"
"Babe" 'cause it's Babe!
That's a bee.
That's Babe, and that's a bee!
[Joy to the World instrumental outro]
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