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♫ Noshi in my video
♫ Noshi in my video ♫
- Hi, I'm gonna go downstairs, guys.
See you later.
(screams)
- That's going in, for sure.
♫ Where in the world is Superwoman today ♫
Dubai!
Deserts, camels.
♫ Arab money ♫
What up, everyone, it's
your girl, Superwoman.
And my last video was
called "Types of Sleepers,"
and this video's called "Types of Yawns."
Are you seeing a theme here?
Are you seeing a theme?
I'm sleepy.
And I know you'll all
relate to this video,
'cause if you've been to
any class ever in your life
you'll know that's where
yawns happen the most.
Education.
Number one, the jungle yawn.
(yawns)
I broke my boob.
Now, this is a yawn that's
accompanied by, like,
a strange animal-like noise.
For example.
(yawns harshly)
(yawns nasally)
(yawns harshly)
Am I asleep, or did I swallow a sea lion?
You'll never know.
(imitates seal)
Wait, is that a seal?
Wait, are those the same thing?
- [Voiceover] Sea lion's bigger.
- A sea lion's bigger?
You're bigger!
Now, I do this yawn a lot
simply because I think it feels amazing.
I don't know what it is.
I feel like if I make
a noise while I yawn,
I, like, lose weight or something.
Yo, straight up, I keep my
yawns a hundred, a'ight?
Hundred, emoji.
(snaps)
Hundred.
However, I will say that
some people take this yawn
a little to far.
AKA my dad, AKA your dad,
AKA every uncle that's ever existed.
I swear to God, my dad yawns so loud
that when he yawns, the freaking
car alarm goes off outside.
He's just like,
(yawns loudly)
(imitates car alarm)
And see, the thing is, I'm
used to my dad's yawn now.
Doesn't catch me off guard.
I become accustomed to it.
But I forget that when normal
people come to my house
and they hear that noise,
they freak the f out.
My friends come over, they start just
spraying holy water everywhere,
prepping for Emily Rose.
The good news is that,
any time we need a
little bit of extra cash,
all we gotta do is record my dad,
and then we can sell
that as the soundtrack
for the next Godzilla movie.
Just, you know, what's up, ballin'.
(imitates Godzilla)
Number two, the crying yawn.
(cries cartoonishly)
Now, this is the yawn that isn't just
a symbol for sleepiness, no, no.
It is a symbol for pain.
This is the yawn that
happens, when you do it,
it looks like your puppy just died, okay?
It looks like you've
been crying for hours.
This yawn looks like you just
watched The Fault in Our Stars
while wearing sunglasses made of onions.
Just tears streaming down.
Balling.
What up, word, please.
You know, you see what I did there.
And this yawn just leaves you
looking like an absolute mess.
Like right now, for example,
every time I see someone in
this state of sleepiness,
I want to donate to them,
create an infomercial for them,
or have an introver--
Have an intervention, because you look...
Intervention!
(groans)
Have an int--
(mumbles) (laughs)
All these takes, going in the video.
All these takes going in the video.
Or, most importantly,
have an intervention,
because they look high as f.
Number three, the "You can't see me" yawn.
Now, this yawn, is literally
the story of my life.
This is the yawn where
you're having a conversation
with someone, okay?
And they're, like, really into
what they're talking about,
and you're really tired,
and so you feel like yawning,
not because they're boring,
I mean, like, they might be
boring, but not necessarily.
You're just really, really tired.
But you don't want to be rude,
so you try to, like, hide the
fact that you want to yawn.
So they'll be talking to
you, and you're just like.
And you literally have to
eat and swallow your yawn.
Me, I do this all the time.
And you know what's up,
you feel it coming on,
so you start all these weird
shapes with your mouth,
like some, "Uh-huh, and
then what happened?"
And you're trying to contain it.
You know what sometimes I'll do?
I'll strategically even
turn around at that moment.
Be like, "Uh-huh, then what happened?
"Sorry, what was that?
Someone was over there.
"I think I saw my friend
over there. What's up?"
Or sometimes, I'll just act really shocked
so I can conceal the yawn.
So they'll just have to say
something so super basic like,
"Yeah, okay, I'll take a water."
And I'll be like.
"A water? Gasp!
"A water? Isn't that
what sunk the Titanic?"
Shock emoji.
(laughs)
Number four, contagious yawns.
The worst, the worst.
All I want in life
is to feel like I control
my own body, okay?
But you standing over
there, looking all tired.
I'm over here, I'm alive.
I'm alive and awake, and
you standing there like.
And I'mma look at you, and I'm gonna yawn,
because yawns are the
worst type of contagious.
For example, right now, I'm
just talking about yawns.
You might not be tired, but
I'm just talking about yawns.
Yawns.
Imagine your mouth, do
this with your mouth.
Yawns.
Did you yawn, did you yawn?
Of course you yawned, you know why?
Because I control you, okay?
That's right.
Now that we're understood,
click thumbs up right now.
(laughs strangely)
No, but seriously, it's a whole thing,
because you're yawning,
and now I'm yawning,
and now Bill over there's yawning,
and Puablo's over there
yawning, everyone's yawning.
It's like a really bad Soulja Boy dance.
♫ Now watch me yawn, watch that (yawns) ♫
Number five, the transformer yawn.
(imitates robot)
Now this is a yawn that starts as a yawn,
and then changes to something random
and unexpected.
For example.
(sneezes)
(coughs)
What the f is happening?
Like hi, organs, biology?
Why you all up in body
just having tequila shots?
F'n everything up,
and I don't know what the
f is going on up in here.
Acting all crazy and disoriented
like it's ladies night,
free drinks at the bar.
And usually, the transformer yawn
causes me great discomfort
because my body wasn't ready.
I'm all up in here yawning.
You know, relaxing.
And all of a sudden, I sneeze.
My nose wasn't ready for that activity.
My nose is all like,
"Yo, I was staying in tonight.
"I didn't want to go out,
y'all forced me to go out.
"Now I'm getting shots at the bar.
"Now I'm drunk, and I'm drunk
texting my ex and I'm pukin'.
"I wanted to stay and
watch Game of Thrones.
"I didn't sign up for
this," said the nose,
because of the sneeze in
the middle of the thing.
I make videos.
And that's all for this
video, "Types of Yawns,"
and I'm so tired, and I'm so sleepy,
but comment below and let me know
if I forgot a type of yawn.
Such a silly topic, but
I'm crazy, so that's fine.
Also huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge
(makes beeping noise)
news, I have announced a whole
bunch more cities and dates
for my tour, "A Trip to Unicorn Island,"
and they are (inhales deeply)
Hartford, Connecticut; Washington, D.C.;
Boston; Kansas City;
Chicago; Vancouver; Seattle;
San Francisco; Anaheim; Toronto;
and there's more coming.
Also my Dubai show was sold
out, so I added another one.
It is gonna happen at 1 o'
clock PM on the thirteenth,
which is this Saturday.
There's still some tickets left.
If you want to grab
tickets to my Dubai show
happening this Saturday,
www.lillysinghtour.com
It's happening at the Music Hall.
Also, Manchester, Birmingham.
London, you're sold out,
but Manchester and Birmingham,
tickets are still available
for your shows as well.
www.lillysinghtour.com
Grab your t--
(burps)
Grab yo--
(burps)
Grab your tickets.
Hope you liked that video, and if you did,
give it a big thumbs up.
You can also check out all
of my vlogs from my tour
of me traveling across
the world right there.
Check them out.
And don't forget to click subscribe
because I make new videos
every Monday and Thursday,
although sometimes I miss
it because I'm on a tour,
and I'm sleepy, and the WiFi's really bad.
I make videos.
One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap.
And, zoop.
♫ They call me little Pueblo ♫
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