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*WHA-PA* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!

My name is Jacksepticeye, and I know what you're thinking

Out there Little Billy, I know, you're probably wondering

"Jack, why did you turn your hat backwards like Ash Ketchum,

Like a 90's skateboard kid"

Well I'll tell you Little Timmy, its because my hair's a mess.

And I didn't have the gardener over today to cut all this lawn

So it needs to be hunkered down, it needed to be clamped down

I also know another thing that you're thinking.

"Jack, why are you playing ""World Of Warcraft's"" on the Youtubes?

You don't normally do that." And you right. I don't normally.

Because I have never played "World Of Warcraft" before,

I completely missed the boat on "World Of Warcraft" when it came out.

I-we didn't have fast enough internet to play it, at the time.

I had just gotten the internet, I didn't have a PC to play it.

I had some friends who kind of played it but not really

So I didn't really have friends to play it either-play it with either.

So, I missed the boat completely on the "World Of Warcraft" thing

But I know--everyone knows about the World of Warcraft, it's a huge phenomenon

It's very massively successful and ever-everybody knows something that got to do with World of Warcraft.

But the-the Warcraft movie is coming out next month

And I really, really wanted to be prepared for that. I want to go see the movie.

It actually looks pretty damn cool, it has a lot of cool effects into it

And I want to see what they do with the lore

I'm ve-I'm-I'm always interested in video game movies because they're a really hard undertaking to do

And if they-i-if they work out well they can be awesome so,

I-I'm really curious to see how they do, umm, so I wanna go see that. Um,

but I didn't know any of the lore, I didn't know anything that was going on.

In the Warcraft movie, I don't know any of the characters, or anything like that.

So Me, Mark, and Felix all got together and we played World of Warcraft

To try and prepare us for the movie, so it was-it was a fun thing.

Because Mark has a lot of experience in World of Warcraft.

Felix has moderate experience in World of Warcraft

And wee little Jacky over here has NO experience in World of Warcraft

So, I have absolutely NO idea what's going on in it.

So, the idea was Mark and Felix, Mark so more-more so than Felix

Would get in and teach us the lore

Teach us the game, teach us some of the areas

Try and g-get some knowledge as to what the hell is going on in this

umm, so YOU guys be the judge. Did Mark teach us good? Did Mark teach us well?

You'll see, maybe, I don't know

Um, so... And th-there's fun hjinx, that go on in the middle of it because,

We might have gotten very experienced characters right from the get go

And I have NO idea what I'm doing in it, so PLEASE

Cut me some slack, I have no idea. But I tried my best!

Those two, they-they tried to teach me. AGHHHH

ROLL THE CLIP

*awkward silence, chair swivels*

Is it going? Good. *laughs*

Jack: Teach us, wait, wait we're gonna sit and listen

Jack: Teach us Mark: Yeah, you better get in front of me, better-better pop down

Mark: Pop a squat Jack: Teach us Mommy!

Mark: Alright, so... here's the deal... Felix: Mommy know?

Mark: We're shootin' off a lot of green radiation at the moment, and that means [Jack laughs]

Mark: Do you want me to give you a lore lesson on why we're radiated?

Felix: Yes please Jack: Yeah, sure why not? Mark: Okay

Mark: So, a while ago... Felix: I thought we were farting, but ok

Mark: We're-- Yes, we ate a lot of beans, and we're currently farting up a storm. [Jack laughs]

Mark: But years ago, in Gnomeregan which is where we are right now.

Jack: That's a clever name Mark: There was an infestation of these assholes

Mark: that had gangly arms and were basically stupid dickbags.

So, the smart people in charge decided to irradiate the entirety of the city

killing everything and everyone

where everyone had to evacuate

Mark: and now we're all irradiated and we're being rescued. [Jack chuckles]

Felix: Oh. Jack: Ohh!

Mark: Good. Got it? Got it? Cool? Okay. Felix: Oh, ohh, yeah

Jack: Yeah, that's very good, good explanation. [Mark laughs]

Mark: [Laughing] You know how to clap! Jack: I know how to clap!

Mark: Yeaaah Jack: [laughing] Yeah, good explanation, good explanation, 10 out of 10

Mark: Now you get your teacher dance.

Mark: Your se~nsual teacher dance... Jack: Yeah. Dance for us.

Mark: Yeah, heh heh Felix: Wow, ho ho

Jack: "Dramalert"? [Laughs]

Jack: Imma grind up on you Felix.

Jack: Yo what up baby! Felix: Ugh!

Jack: Go the other side of him, we need to dance up a storm around him [laughs]

Felix: No! [Jack laughs]

Mark: Uh-huh... Jack: I am a WOW'er

Mark: Okay... that's what we call each other. WOW'ers. Jack: Yeah

Felix: Alright, let's just kill stuff.

Jack: Aghhh, die lepers!

Mark: Imma turn in the quest for us, cuz that's progress.

Jack: We already -- what was our quest?

Mark: To kill those assholes... Felix: To kill six of them... Jesus Christ Jack, are you not paying attention?

Jack: Noo...

Mark: World of Warcraft-- Jack: You're supposed to be teaching me!

Mark: World of Warcraft- Felix: WOOWOWO

Mark: I'm te -- I'm teaching you, listen up.

Mark: World of Warcraft is a perpetual exercise in murdering as many things as possible.

You would literally travel the world, extinguishing all life in every single area you go

Mark: you will not get to an area that you don't have to murder at least a thousand creatures. Jack: Oh

Jack: Ok, so it's America simulator?

[Mark laughs] Felix: Ohhhhh! Ohh!

Mark: Hey now! Jack: Do we take over the land when we kill them?

Mark: I dunno. Felix: "This is our land now."

Jack: [laughs] So it's not--It's not the complete America simulator.

[Mark and Jack laugh]

Mark: This is the most offensive episode of World of Warcraft anyone's ever done...

[Jack laughs]

Mark: We're going to Carvo Blastbolt, who is this guy up here, and he's safe.

Jack: Huah! Safe?

Felix: Thanks Carvo, you're the best Mark: Yeah...

Felix: Wait, what? How do you level up? Jack: What??

Mark: Cuz I'm better than you apparently. [laughs] Jack: Hey! Felix: What the fuck man, you're supposed to be our teacher!

Felix: That's true... Good point. Jack: I want a shotgun. Those guys have shotguns.

Felix: *snorts* Mark: Okay, we have to--

Felix: You're a warrior!

Mark: Alright, so these-- Jack: I want ice cream!

Mark: Alright hang on!! Felix: Shut up!

Mark: Everybody shut up! [Jack laughs]

Mark: We have to rescue gnomes!

Felix: Level 2! Ooh!

Felix: Why am I not Level 100? Jack: [whining] I'm not Level 2. ;_;

[Mark and Felix laughing] [Jack crying like a baby]

Felix: Ok, ah, thank you for teaching us, uhh, great teacher Mark.

Mark: Uh-huh. Jack: I'm Level 2!

Felix: I think we're ready for Level 100 now.

Mark: I agree. I think you boys really deserve an upgrade

Mark: so if you leave, you'll notice. Jack: [sarcastically] Noo

Felix: We should do a leveling up montage and pretend we did all the work.

Mark: Oh, ok.

Mark: Alright then... Jack: Oh, I don't have 6 Leper Gnomes slayed, that's why.

Mark: CUE THE EPIC MONTAGE MUSIC!

♫♫ [Fast 80's rock] ♫

♫ ♫

♫ (stops) Jack: Got it Mark: Alright, is this-was that enough for a montage?

Felix: Yeah.

Jack: Level up. Level up! Mark: HANG ON!

Jack: Here we go! Mark: *indistinct yelling*

Mark: We need time!

Jack: Oooh my gawd I'm so fuckin' cool!

Mark: Yaay...

Felix: This is gonna be the most painful video for people who've played the game to watch.

Jack: Yeah Mark: Eh, probably...

Jack: [laughing] I have a bunch of-I have a bunch of fuckin' spells now, and attacks I have no idea what they do.

Mark: Goooood.

Mark: You're almost there. I see you Boopydoopy. Come to mama!

Jack: I'm coming! Mark: Come to mama!

Jack: Go open your arms Daddy!

Mark: AHHH! Jack: I mean Mommy!

Jack: I've two axes, I'm a fuckin' beast. Mark: Wh--I...Mama-daddy

Mark: Dad-mom... Jack: Are you that white dot?

Jack: Ohhh

Jack: Hello. How did you get that?

Mark: I - I mounted on it.

Mark: I mounted it. Jack: HOW?

Felix: You have it too Jack.

Felix: Ahhhahah! Jack: Ooohh I got a griffin now.

Jack: Now I know what's happening [laughs]

Felix: We have a battle to the death Jack, shut up!

Mark: Battle to the death... Jack: Are you fighting each other? [laughing]

Jack: Go! Fight!

Felix: Ah don't you dare heal muddafucka

Mark: [chuckle] No, priest, don't heal!

[Jack laughs] Mark: [laughing] How dare you, priest

JackL Kill 'im! Kill 'im!

Jack: Kill the small one. Felix: NO.

Mark: Which one? Which one's the small one?

Jack: That's the thing, I'm being ambiguous

Jack: KILL! KILL! DIE!

[Jack laughs] Kill 'im! Kill 'im! Kill 'im! Mark: Yeeeah! Baahahahm!

Jack: Did you kill him? Mark: *laughing* Yeah. Felix: No he didn't. He didn't kill me.

Felix: Shut up. Mark: I got-I got an achievement that said I killed you. Felix: Oh...

Mark: I didn--You-you could have at any time, uh -- you have this ability with the shield and the swords

where you call to arms people from your Garrison.

Mark: Imma test it out on you Jack. Fight me! Jack: How?

Jack: Oh fuck! [Mark laughs]

Jack: What the?! No!! No! Stopit! Aagh! Mark: *laughing*

Jack: Stopit! Lemme alone!

Jack: Motherfuckers! Ow! Ow! Ow! Mark: *laughing evilly*

Jack: I don't like this =(

Mark: Yep... Those are my boys. Those are my buddy-boos.

Jack: Aw man I can't do fucking shit right now

Mark: You--y-you can do it, press the button.

Jack: I'm pressing lots of buttons! Mark: Press the shield button

Mark: The li--th-the-- Theeeere! Jack: Ohh... OOOOH! FIGHT! FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

Jack: Kill! Kill the Markimoo!

Mark: Please don't. I-I'd like - I'd like to... Felix: Man you're doing so well Jack

Jack: Thanks. [laughs]

Jack: Felix, help me! Felix: Uh, yeah I'm helping you, I got this.

[Jack laughs]

Mark: boink

Mark: Yay! I'm the best! Jack: Stop healing! Stop!

Jack: No, Nooo

Jack: No! I died! Mark: I'm the best! XD

Mark: [INCREDIBLY EVIL LAUGH]

Felix: Fuck this game Mark: I BEAT UP TWO INEXPERIENCED PLAYERS!

[Jack laughs] Mark: I FEEL SO GOOD!

Mark: OH YEAH!

[Mark calms down] ok

Mark: alright. Felix: Whatever, alright? I don't care.

Jack: This is a terrible idea, now I have a shit-ton of fucking...

Jack: moves that I don't know what they do [laughs]

Mark: *laughs*

Felix: Uh, we should go somewhere. Mark: Hey, your idea, Jack. Jeez.

Jack: MINE?!

Mark: Yeah. Felix: Yeah, this was all your idea, Jack.

Jack: You guys suck!

Mark: It's alone on an island... Jack: Ashran.

Mark: Yeah. Click that.

Jack: I'M FLYING OH I'M FLYING WOOO!

Mark: Yeah..okay, but you're not in control of this flight but you're flying so have fun.

Felix: Yeah. Jack: Shut up, it's cool, I'm taking in the scenery, fuck you

Mark: Wha--I'm tryin--wha-oh, WHAOA! *screechy*

Jack & Felix: *noises*

Jack: MIGHTY EAGLE

Felix: Wait, where are we-where are we flying?

Mark: Get back on your horsey horse

Jack: WOO! It's a griffin

Mark: Yeah... Alright, fine then, jeez.

Jack: Not a fuckin' horse

Mark: You're-you-- Apparently YOU'RE the teacher now, y-d-meh mm-I dunno nothin' -.-

Jack: Yes! Okay, we're going this way. Blackwing Core Layer.

Mark: We're going to the Stormwind portal. Jack: Look at that one! =O

Mark: We're going to the Stormwind portal, up here.

Jack: Okay.

Mark: We're going to Stormwind, because that's-- Felix: Holy shit... Oh, we're going to good ol' Stormwind!

Felix: Can we go to Go-Goldsh-Goldshire?? Ohmygod yesss...

Jack: Goldshire? Mark: If-If you got--okay- Jack: WHAT ARE THESE?

Mark: *laughs* We could even go--

Felix: I saw my first pair of boobs in Goldshire. Jack: *laughs*

Mark: Yeah, it's real-- Jack: Oh, we're flying! =D Yay!

Mark: Okay, just follow me! I don't...

Felix: Whoa... This is fucking cool. Jack: This is harder to do in the ga--wait. There's a bunch of people, which one are you??

Mark: If you guys wanna go to Goldshire, we can, but on this server, it's not gonna be as exciting.

Felix: Okay, we'll do it later, then.

Mark: Okay. Alright. But just follow me to the mountains, right over here.

You get to fly over--see all the cool vistas! This is where the movie is gonna take place.

You remember in the trailer, you saw them fly over and blah blah....

Jack: OOH I wanna see that!

Jack: I don't know much about Warcraft, so I wanna know as much as possible before the movie. XD

Mark: Oh, okay. Well! This is Stormwind! It's where the humans live!

Jack: Humans!

Mark: That's all I know about it, okay... Felix: I-I lost you, Mark. Where the f--where the fuck did you go?

Mark: Keep following my white dot. Jack: I got your white dot.

Felix: That's what she said. XD Mark: It's been ages...AGES since I've been in this area, and it is still--

Jack: Clever, Felix. Clever. Felix: *laughs*

Felix: Hey, I remember the-- The Burning Steppes! I-I remember this place!

Mark: Yeah, exactly! Like this is-- Felix: OH SHIT THE NOSTALGIA! OOAAAH!!

Jack: Are we raiding?

Mark: Yes! We're gonna be raiding. Jack: YEAH!

Mark: Welcome...to Blackwing Layer. Now...this is-- Jack: =O It's a buncha eggs!

Felix: Oh god... Mark: Yeah, don't touch the eggs.

Jack: But I wanna! I wanna touch 'em! Felix: Touch the eggs, Jack. It's cool. Something cool...

Mark: Okay, so... Here's where things get complicated, because this actually takes some strategy.

Mark: See the big blue stream up there and the orb on the left that that Orc is touching... Jack: Yes.

Mark: One of us has to touch that orb and then control that dragon on the right.

His name is Razorgore.

Felix: Dibs on not controlling the dragon. XD Mark: You can't--

Mark: You do not want to let Razorgore die. That's the point.

Jack: Ohhh... Mark: L--Razorgore can't die, or else we die.

Jack: *complains* Noo!

Mark: What'll happen is, I'll get the--Oh god! Oh god!! Felix: Oh!! What the fuck did you do, you crazy Irish g--

Jack: We're doing it!! WE'RE DOING IT! =D Mark: I'll touch the orb...

Felix: -.- Oh my god... Mark: Okay, see, I got Razorgore right here.

Felix: Okay. What do you do with him? Mark: So, now, I can destroy the eggs.

Jack: Oh, god. What do we do? Do we protect him?

Mark: Yeah, you protect me... Jack: FOOLS.

Felix: We protect Razorgore. Mark: Because there's going to be things, uh, coming around.

Mark: There's going to be lots and lots of-- Felix: But you're laying eggs dude!

Mark: No no no no no no! I'm blowing eggs up.

Mark: I'm blowing eggs. Jack: No, you're poopin' everywhere!

Jack: Euh, you're poopin'! Mark: No I'm not poopin'... I no poop.

Jack: Awww, Razorgore! Do it faster!

Jack: OH! Bad guy! Bad guy! Kill it! KILL IT! Mark: OWW! Help! They're comin' for me!

Felix: Uh huh... okay, I killed it.

Jack: Dude, I don't even have a chance to use any of my attacks. It's just like everything dies, instantly.

All: *laugh* Felix: That's what Mark said.

Mark: I thought you guys wanted to feel very strong. Jack: Oh!

Jack: I do! I feel powerful! I feel engaged!

Felix: Holy shit... Jack: *laughs*

Jack: Just walking through the enemies... Go fight your own enemies! I wanna kill my own!

Jack: I need...we need some epic music in the background!

Mark: Okay... CUE THE EPIC MUSIC! Jack: Da dadadah, da dadadah, da dadadada 🎵

Mark: Again! Jack, I was gonna put in the music.. Felix: We don't need you to sing it!

Jack: COME ON! Mark: Well, that particular one is a little copyrighted, so, you know--

Jack: LET ME SING!

Jack: You guys suck. Felix: Fine. Fine, you know what? Go ahead. Mark: Yeah, fine.

Mark: Okay,, BA-BAHM, they're all dead, okay. So, now... Jack: Shpa-doosh!

Mark: NOW we kill Razorgore, I think.

Jack: WHAT? Feliz: No, not--but he helped--ohhh, okay

Mark: Well, shit. Well, fuck. Jack: He's dead! *laugh*

Felix: I'm rolling "need" on everything! XD

Felix: Whoa! Mark: It was--it was like, this was our friend. There's lore behind this.

Mark: This was our friend, but he was just corrupted, and it's like a race. Jack: =O

Mark: You have to kill him so quickly, but we all get this buff that makes us super awesome.

Jack: ooh! Mark: But we're kinda super awesome anyway, so he's gonna die in two hits, but...

Mark: The whole thing was, we had to...like, this was an endeavor. You needed five tanks

And you needed to rotate off of tanks. Because each tank would blow up! Like, you would DIE.

Mark: It was amazing... Jack: ...Can we kill 'im?

Jack: AHH, KILL HIM! Kill him! Mark: Wait! Ahhh, I should... BAMM! Okay...

Jack: Is he dead? XD Felix: Yaay! Ep--more epic loot! Yesss!

Jack: I'mma roll "need" on everything! Felix: Yes... I'll take that!

Mark: No, I'm...I'm needing it! I'm needing it! Yeah ! YEAH!

Felix: YEEAH, I got a belt! Jack: Aww, I got nothin'!

Jack: HUEHHH... Why are we so slow?

Mark: Oh my GO~D...

Mark: Ugghhh... Jack: We'll get there, Bumbleflarp!

Mark: Hehe... I believe in you, Boopydoopy! Jack: Don't even worry! Yesss!

Felix: Help me kill all these dragons please? Jack: HYAAH!

Mark: Yes, okay. You have a ???, use your Fan of Knives. Jack: I got him, I got him!

Mark: Use your Fan of Knaaves. Felix: Of course. I knew about that. <.<

Felix: Ehmm, my fan of... Jack: What's...the Fan of KNIVES?

Jack: People are gonna be so mad at us. Felix: *laughs*

Mark: I don't think so. I don't think so, because this resonates with a lot of people. This old stuff, like...

Felix: Yeah, even me, like... I dunno...

Jack: Yes. Cheating your way through it really resonates with people.

Mark: The Blackwing Banner?? The dra--Deathtalon Welpguard! That's a pet!

Mark: Oh mah go~d! Who's gettin' it?? Felix: Shit... Jack: I want the Blackwing Banner!

Felix: Awwww, fuck you... Mark: Aww, fuck you! I got everything else except for that! That's the only thing I wanted!

Jack: YEEAH! Mark: Fuck--fuck you!

Jack: I'm the BEST! Who played WOW before... Mark: Alright, immediately go...

Mark: This is another boss, by the way. Jack: Meee!

Mark: This is another boss. Jack: Can I kill 'im?

Mark: Yeah. Go ahead. Jack: I got him! *giggle*

Mark: Yeah, you've noticed that it's just, like, four items per boss.

Split between 40 people, it's...It's, it's--it's rough...

Jack: Really!? Felix: If you ge--if you got an item, it was like =O

Felix: Holy...fucking...SHIT! Jack: HOOLY SHIT! XD Mark: Yeah, exactly... Yeah.

Mark: Look! Look at my pet! OHHH LOOK AT MY PET. Jack: Ohh, he's so fucking cute.

Mark: *squeaks* LOOKIT MY PET!

Mark: *even higher pitch* WAAOW!

Mark: *squee* AHHH IT'S SO CUTE! Okay, anyway... Jack: Can I kill it?

Jack: Do we have to fight this dude?? Mark: Yeah. Felix: We have to fight his army, though...

Mark: Yeah... Jack: "Let the games begin!" Let's do it!

Mark: Alright... So, he's gonna--uh, what's gonna happen is enemies spawn outta these rooms-- Man, th-this--this boss was a bitch to fight.

Jack: GET IT! Felix: Took a long-ass fucking time too...

Mark: Look at 'em skipping out the door. XD I love the way they run, just WAH! WHOAH! All: *laugh*

Jack: KILL IT!!! Oh, sweet Jesus...

Jack: Haha! I'mma just stand in this door, you guys take your own door! You got it! *laugh*

Mark: Jack, what would happen, like if all the-- Jack: DRAGON!

Mark: I, uh... Felix: JACK LISTEN. This is cool!

Jack: *laughs* Mark: Yeah...if all the tanks die, usually the rogues were the next highest on the Threat meters.

Mark: So... They have this ability called "Evasion" that gives them 100% dodge chance for like eight seconds. Felix: Yeah, you have eight seconds. XD

Jack: Oh, Jesus... Felix: Oh, god, everything!

Mark: And so it's just... ROGUE TANK GO! And then pet tanks, and then...and, like desperation tactics. It was so funny.

Felix: *laughing* Jack: Dude, there's so much loot!

Jack: LET'S ROOLL! GNOMES AWAY! Mark: Okay...

Mark: How the fuck do we get outta here again? I forget. Yeah, lemme see...

Mark: Jack, no!

Jack: *laugh* No, don't! Mark: Ahh... No, jack. Jack, don't do it!

Felix: Just duel...duel me, Jack.

Mark: Oh yeah yeah, go to--use your Inn Hearthstone, the-the not-Garrison one. It takes you right to Ashram, so...

Jack: Just the normal Hearthstone? Mark: Yeah, the normal Hearthstone.

Jack: Okay. EHHH! Power up, Felix!

Felix: ...What?

Jack: ...It looks like we're, like, magicking.

Felix: *laughs* Mark: You're Dragon Ball Z-ing!

Jack: Yeah! Mark: Scream...scream louder!

Jack & Felix: *DBZ scream, then dissolve into laugher* Felix: We did it.

Jack: Yeah, I made it. XD

Mark: I believe, if we take the portal to the Blasted Lands, that'll be quicker.

Jack: Is this it? Mark: 'Cause that'll get us near it.. Yeah.

Felix: How the fuck do you remember this?? Jack: WOO-HOO!

Mark: 'Cause... I-I have this weird me--I can't remember names...or, like, my mom's birthday...

Felix: But all the Pokemons? Mark: XD I can remember shit like that...

Jack: *laughs* Felix: I know them all.

Jack: Dude, this place is cool!

Mark: Alright. Yeah, this is the Blasted Lands, this is basically where the first invasion of the Orcs happened, in Warcraft.

So, this is a--this used to be like a habitated area but then it just like exploooded...

Jack: *tsk* ohhh, why did it esplode?

Mark: Uhh, 'cause orcs...mm, 'cause orcs happened.

Jack: Hehe, 'cause orcs. Just 'cause orcs.

Jack: Hello, Bumbleflarp. Mark: Hellooo.

Felix: Oooh, I remember this shit. Mark: Oh, we don't even need a key anymore.

Jack: Oh, we just walk in. Teleport me. Mark: Okay, now. Felix, you're in charge here, 'cause I literally don't know any of these things.

Felix: Uh... No, I totally know, so don't worry about it. Jack: *laughs*

Mark: Okay, cool. We trust you expli--Don't, don't--Jack! Don't walk back out. Jack. Felix: *snort* XD He went out...

Jack: Oops! Oops! Mark: XD *laughs* Jack...

Jack: Good god! Does somebody have AOE attacks or something? Felix: Are we gonna go up here?

Mark: I do. I'm doing it. I'm doing it... Jack: Oh yeah.

Mark: I gotcha, boo. Jack: Somehow they all die instantly. XD

Mark: You've got AOE, you got Whirlwind.

Jack: ...Which one is dat?

Mark: *whispers* Fuck you.

Jack: *laughs* Mark: It's--it'd be cool. If you did it, you'd be like "Oh, thank you Mark, for showing me this!"

Jack: Everything's just-- Felix: Yeah, you'd be like "That looks cool in my video now that I'm spinning around...no...guess not..."

Jack: *laughs* Mark: Yeah, exactly.

Jack: Oh my god. Mark's just killing everything anyway. Mark: *giggles*

Mark: They're just trying to eat dinner...have a good time, but nah... I'm here to fuck their shit up. Jack: Fuck those guys. Fuck those guys.

Jack: Fuck those guys. Fuck those guys.

Felix: Why are you killing all these people partying, yo?

Mark: Oh yeah, I forgot they're dancing. Oh! They have different dances than everyone else did! I forgot that.

Jack: Well, they suck. Kill 'em all. Kill 'em all. Mark: Why do they have different dance animat--well, they're all dead now.

Jack: Kill 'em all.

Jack: They don't nee--they don't deserve to live. Their fashion sense is terrible.

Mark: That-that's pretty harsh man. I mean... I-I don't know-- Felix: Jack is number one fasion police.

Jack: Yep. Mark: Oh god...

Jack: Those pants you were wearing yesterday, Felix? Not go--not gonna cut it.

Felix: =O How did you see them? Mark: Yeah, how did you see them?

Jack: Fasion Police. We have our ways.

Felix: Oh. *laughs*

Felix: Yeah, we don't really have to kill them, actually.

Jack: But I want to, it's fun. Mark: *laughs*

Jack: There you go! XD *giggles*

Felix: Thank you so much. Mark: It's so meean!

Felix: Where do we go again? I think it's over heeere...

Mark: Uhhh... Jack: This looks like progress.

Mark: Yeah... Felix: Or is it?

Mark: Fuck y-- Felix: You killed the rat! What's wrong with you??

Jack: *laughs* Mark: I dunno, fuck you! Fuck the rats.

Jack: Nooo, rats are nice!

Mark: Ohh, here's some performers. Well, fuck 'em. Felix: Oh... Yeah XD

Jack: You just killed the performers??

Mark: Yeah, apparently. Jack: Dude! Curtain wasn't even pulled yet!

Mark: Ohh, was it like, you had to have some people in the audience and some people on stage? Felix: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Ohh... Felix: Oh god!

Jack: How do we get back? Felix: I'll come back. Oh god, we're trapped.

Mark: *laughs* Jack: Ohhh nooo!

Mark: *Darth Sidious voice* No... No!... NO! Jack: *Darth Sidious voice* No!... NO!

Mark: *Darth Sidious voice* YOU will diiie! Jack: *laughs*

Jack: Can we get back?

Mark: I dunno. Felix: Don't worry, I got this.

Felix: No, we can't. We literally can't. Jack: Ohhh! =/

Jack: Why are you faster than me?? I o--I object!

Felix: 'Cause, I got... li'l tiny gnome legs.

Jack: *laughs*

Felix: Rrromulo!

Jack: So, are you part of the act, and we have to watch?

Mark: Apparently. Watch how great I am. Jack: Yaaay... yaaay...

Mark: You guys seein'?

Jack: Yeah, we're lookin'. We're watchin'. Felix: Behind you, Mark!

Mark: *laughing* It's Romul... It's Romulo!

Jack: It's behind you! Mark: AAH!

Jack: It's like in pantomime...

Jack: Thanks for healing us. *laughs* Felix: I don't think we have to be here... Yeah, thanks for the heal.

Mark: You're welcome! I got this!

Mark: Yeah. I think it's done now. Now cheer!

Felix: Uhh... Yeah.

Felix: Bravo. Jack: Good job. Good job. Proud of you.

Mark: Tha--thank you!

Felix: Where's the loot?? Mark: Thank you!

Felix: Garbage... Jack: Those suck! I don't want those.

Jack: BOOOO!

Felix: And what if this part will be part of the movie? *facetiously*

Jack: =O Will we-- Mark: Actually--Actually, I do think it is because I saw... um, I saw in the trailers that...the guy...

What is his n-- Medivh, that's his name. Medivh is actually a character in there before he went all crazy

Mark: because I think the movie takes place...um... whe--bef--right as the Orcs come to Azeroth, which is... Jack: Yes.

Mark: ...that place we were. The Blasted Lands, the portal we're talking about, Jack? Jack: Yeah yeah yeah, that--the gate.

Mark: This is exactly when that first happened. What I was just talking about, the orcs coming in and everything exploding...

Mark: That's what the movie's about. Jack: Ohhh...

Mark: Get it?

Jack: I get it! So they come and fuck up the humans? Mark: Mmmmget it...

Mark: Pretty much. Jack: *tsk* awww...

Felix: But the orcs has no hooome...

Mark: Hm... Felix: Are they bad or are they good...? No one knows.

Mark: *deep voice* To save my people...

Jack & Felix: *laugh*

Mark: Ooh, a Night Mistress. Hey, Jack, if you go in that room with the Concubine and the Night Mistress...

Mark: I won't...I won't ask any questions. Felix: *snort*

Jack: In here? OHHH!

Felix: Jack, you've got a girlfriend! Mark: XD You have a...you have a...

Jack: I...Not in World of Warcraft I don't! DIIE! Mark: *laughing*

Felix: But I was your girlfriend in World of Warcraft! Jack: It was a ruse!!

Jack: It was a ruse!! I was not here to have the sex. I was here to do the death!

Mark: Oh man... Felix: I think we're ready to roleplay.

Mark: Alright. Jack: *laughs* Ooh, there's a bed right here with skeleton bones!

Jack: Somebody get boned?

Mark: They're holding hands! Felix: Oh, fuck yeah...

Mark: Oh... Jack: Euh, I'm-I'm gettin' down with these dudes.

Jack: I'm gettin' down with these... Oh god, I keep falling--Kill them. Yes, thank you.

Mark: *creepy voice* Ah ah ah ah... that's the stuff.... Jack: There we go...

Mark: *creepy voice* That's good... Jack: Theere we go... *creepy voice* ahhhh... AHHHH~....

Mark & Jack: *weird creepy moaning dissolves into dog noises? x.x*

Jack: *awesome impression of a little dog barking* Mark: *laughs*

Felix: I remember, like, when you were trying to do the, like the perfect position for an emote, and then some asshole would just come in and just sit in your face.

Mark & Jack: *laugh* Felix: And you're like "Get outta there! We were doing a thing!"

Mark: *laughing* Jack: "And this took us 12 hours!"

Felix: Yeah... *laughing*

Mark: Oh, hello! Hi, Maiden of Virtue!

Felix: I don't even remember this bitch. Mark: Yeah, me neither--

Jack: WHOOOA, SHE TALL.

Jack: She's dead... XD *laughter* Mark: Well... yes. *laughs*

Jack: Ooh, Gloves of Quickening! No, stay away! Mark: You're so... You're so virtuous.

Felix: The loot is shit, man! What the fuck!

Jack: Pick a harder thing!

Jack: Whooa... Those are some giant boobies! They're bigger than me!

Mark: How the fuuuck do we get... Felix: Yeah. I'm gonna sample you saying that, Jack, and it's my new ringtone.

Mark: *laughs* Jack: DAAAAMN titties!

Mark: Okay. I don't know where to go. Felix: Me neitheerrr...

Jack: Thought you guys were good at the war love. Felix: Yeah, Jack, I thought you knew how to play this game.

Mark: Yeah, Jack, why'd you bring us here? You asshole. Jack: I thought so too!

Jack: When I came in, and I chose that we go to level 100, I was like "Follow me, friends! I know where I'm going."

Felix: *snickers* Is this the... Mark: Yeah. That's exactly what happened, thank you for recapping. Oh no, wait, no. Hang on.

Mark: Wait, yes. No. Yes. I dunno. I don't fuckin' know. Jack: *laughs*

Felix: Ah, fuck it. Fuck it. Just... Jack: That's th-the--the story of this video, is "Yes. No. No. Yes." *gasp* =O *indistinct* Oh, wait, no."

Mark: Wait. Wait, yeah. Take a--take a left. Noo... Hang on, wait. No. Felix: What is this place?

Felix: Oh, yeah. We're back in the stables. Jack: Hello, Berthold. Mark: Ah, fuck!

Felix: No, it's okay, this-- Oh, we're-we're literally by the entrance. Jack: This is literally back at the entrance.

Felix: Shut up, Jack! You don't know how to play this game! Mark: Okay... If we go in the--wait, wait no.

Jack: Who...who said "go in Main Gate"? Felix: ...*snort*

Mark: ...Jack? You did? Jack: Yeah... *both dissolve into laughter*

Mark: XD Oh, I literally had to think about that, I was like, "Wait, is this a joke? Wait, hang on..." All: *laughing*

Felix: Oh yeah, this is it! Thiiis is it. We-we need a key, though, and we don't have it. Shit. Mark: Yeeah...

Mark: Nahh. No, we don't need a key.

Felix: Pick lock. Jack: You can do it!!

Felix: No, I can't pick lock. Mark: ... FUUUCK.

Jack: Where haven't we been?? We came in that way. Came over here...

Felix: It's--ye-yeah, you j-- you get the key from the main hall.

Mark: Over here, up--up on the air...where we fought the Maiden of Virtue. Jack: This is literally where we fought the giant lady.

Mark: No no. That was on the other end. Jack: Oh. Felix: Are you guys... Are you guys in the raid?

Jack: No. Mark: Yeah, we're in the raid. Felix: Oh, shit.

Jack: Oh. Mark: You're not in the raid??

Felix: No, I didn't--I was I--waiting to get good, I don't understand.... Mark: Asshole.

Jack: *tsk* Ugh... Fuckin' noob. Mark: This is new.

Jack: You didn't even join the raid?? Mark: This is new.

Jack: Uchh, pfff... Felix: Jack, kill yourself. Jack: *laughs*

Jack: My axes are bigger than me.

Mark: HOOO-hohohoh! Felix: Holy shit! Jack, I'm so fast!! Jack: NAHH! Get away!

All: *laugh* Mark: Make a run for it, Jack!! Run!! Felix: I'm double-fast!

Jack: Why am I not def--I shoulda just run in here and killed everything myself. Felix: Oh yeah, I remember this.

Jack: Weeeheeheeheee!! Mark: Nooo, we gotta do it together.

Jack: *high-pitched* ooohoohoohoohoo! Felix: ...Don't laugh like that, please.

Mark: Laugh like R2D2 would laugh, when he's screamin'.

Jack: *does his R2D2 scream with laughter* All: *laugh*

Mark: Ahh... And that's when Jack's voice box exploded.

Jack: No. That's not hard on your voice. Mark: Isn't it? That sounds like it'd be rough.

Jack: No. If you do it right, it's not hard. Mark: Okay.

Jack: See, when you're a professional yeller, like I am... Mark: *laughs* Felix: All right... -.-

Jack: You learn the techniques to be an annoying asshole.

Mark: I--Hey, hey! I believe, on my Twitter bio, for about four years, it said "professional screamer." Let-let's--let's give credit where credit's due.

Jack: Yeah, but it also said "king of the squirrels," so fuck you.

Mark: That's true...well...alright then. Jack: Tha--and that wasn't true, so... Mark: I--I AM...ish.

Jack: *laughs* Everyone's king of the squirrels if they put peanut butter on their face.

Mark: ...Shut up.

Jack: Eww! I don't like the spiders! No! Felix: Hey...you got super speed.

Jack: WEEEE!! Mark: Go, go, go, go!

Mark: Alright, I think up here--nope. Jack: *laughs* That's literally nothing.

Mark: Nevermind, I led us way off XD Jack: Hello, friend!

Jack: Hastings? Help you with what situation. Big ones?

Jack: Cool. Felix: Wait, we're literally back here again? Oh, for fuck's sake.

Jack: Yaay! Thank you, Bumbleflerp. Mark: I'm here for you.

Jack: *laughs* ...Doesn't last very long.

Felix: Hmmm... Mark: Well it's the best I can do! Jeez, complain, complain.

Jack: *whine* Shut u~p.

Jack: Are we there yet?!?

Jack: This didn't lead anywhere... Mark: Wait... Oh, no...

Felix: What did we do wrong? Mark: Oh no...

Mark: So, I don't-- Jack: We should do a st--we should do a really hard raid, and all die.

Mark: Oh... Great idea. Felix: Pffff!

Jack: That's fun.

Jack: Hup! Hup! Mark: Alright, I--I do not know. I am sorry. Jack: Shall we Hearthstone outta here?

Mark: I think--I think we are just about done.

Mark: It might be obvious and staring us in the face, and everyone's gonna be pissed if they see this, but I'm gonna bury this footage deep down and never show anybody

Felix: Oh, I'm on that. Jack: *laughs* Mark: No one'll know.

Felix: Are you making a girl or a boy? Jack: Girl! Felix: Is everyone making a girl?

Mark: ...No. XD Jack: *laughs* Mark's making himself.

Jack: MAKE IT HOOOT, YEEAH. Mark: *laughs* OH YEEAH, LOOK HOW HOOOT my character is. *creepy laugh*

Jack: Wait, where are you guys? Mark: Yeah, what's your character name? Felix: Uh, Freebewbs.

Mark: Freebewbs? XD Freebewbs... Alright, hang on.

Felix: I'm going straight for Goldshire, I'll meet you guys there.

Jack: Good god! My thighs! Jesus! I could crush this fuckin' wolf wit' my thighs! Mark & Felix: *laugh*

Mark: I know, right? XD Jack: Hey, Duil! You wanna have a good time? Mark: Oh, wait!

Mark: Hey! *creepy voice* YOU KNOW AH DO! Look at mah...epic... Amish beard. Jack: *laughs* Look at your--

Jack: Can you deflect my arrows with your pecs? Mark: Heh, hehe...*creepy voice* I can deflect 'em with my bald spot if you'd like! *creepy laugh*

Jack: ...No.

Mark: Oh my god! What is happening? He's so shirtless! Jack: XD We made very similar characters.

Mark: *laughs* Felix: Hell yeah, Jack! Jack: What uu~p?

Mark: *creepy sounds* Is there any room for Duil?? Jack: Wha--what's our dance like?

Jack: Ooh! Dadadadadadada, dadadadadadada, da-da-da-dah! Felix: Yeah... ahhh, yeah, it's a party!

Jack: We do the Macarena--Oh, nice moves bro! Nice moves! Felix: Hell yeeeah!

Mark: Thanks man! *creepy laugh* Felix: I'm doing the Macarena...

Mark: Yeah, when you go inside the Inn, that's where the insanity is taking place. Jack: Look at his sword!!

Felix: Okay. Let's go into the Inn, guys. Jack: His sword is cool!!

Mark: Shut up! Stop lookin--stop admiring his sword! Felix: Don't...don't talk...don't talk to that guy.

Jack: AW THIS DUDE HAS A MOTORBIKE! Mark: Oh, shut up! Felix: Holy shit, that's actually pretty fuckin' awesome.

Jack: I WANT A MOTORBIKE! Mark: *laughing*

Jack: And he's got a side-carriage! Can I get in? Felix: Can I...can I...join? *awkward laugh* Please?

Mark: Hehe. Hey, kick out that... "Can I join??" *laughs* XD

Mark: Jesus... *laughs* Oh man, I need to turn off my profanity filter.

Felix: "I'm much hotter." Eh, excuse me?? I am much hotter! Mark & Jack: *laughing*

Jack: OH ANOTHER BIKE! Mark: I think I...I think I am the hottest.

Mark: XD He said, "We must go, milady." He really said "milady." All: *laugh*

Mark: Oh god, no... Jack: Ohh, there's a bunny lady!

Felix: Alright, what happens in the Inn stays in the Inn. Holy shit! Jack: Oh my god! What the fuck!?

Mark: Umm yeah, welcome to the Inn guys, how ya--ya like it??

Jack: Ehhmm... there's a-- Get off your bike in the Inn, ya crazy...

Mark: *giggles* Jack: I'm very aroused and confused... I'm scare-roused right now.

Felix: This is a very interesting place, guys.

Mark: Yeah, welcome. Uh, just feel free. Have a drink. Take off your pants. Have a good time!

Jack: My pants have been off for a while now.

Mark: Oh, okay. I'll take my--Nah, I'm leaving my pants on, you don't want to see the disaster area that is my grundle.

Felix: C'mon, don't be such a pusseh! Mark: Well, fine then, jeez. I warned ya.

Jack: Take off dem pants! Mark: I haven't shaved in a while!

Jack: Ta--AH GOD, JESUS!! PUT 'EM ON! OHHH! Felix: Euhhh! Put 'em on, dude! What the fuck? Mark: *laughing*

Mark: I WARNED YA. YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE BEAST. *inhale* Jack: Haha, nice booty.

Mark: Five copper. Is all you need for me. All: *laugh*

Felix: I offer two copper. Mark: ...Shit. *giggles all around*

Mark: Oh god. Felix: Alright, behind these barrels. Jack: This is some seedy shit right here.

Mark: Eh... Felix: ...Alright. Mark: Wait, so, I gotta remember...

Jack: *laughs* Exact same time. Pick one! Pick one!

Felix: XD ...What do you want? Ah, let's say that this is the slap! *all laugh*

Jack: Ah-YAY! Felix: You're a bitch! *all laugh*

Jack: He said he'd pick ME! *giggle*

Jack: You guys are weirdin' me out. Mark: This-this is getting-- This is crossing a threshold all of a sudden, like...It was funny, and now it's getting scary.

Jack: Look at this tiny man! Felix: What the fuck? I'm into it.

Jack: XD That's a Tiny-ass Mac!

Mark: *cracking up*

Jack: Wh--Oh god! Felix: Oh, what the fuck? Mark: Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh uh-oh! *laughing*

Mark: Sla--*still cracking up* Felix: Slammin'! Mark: SLAAAMMIN'!

Jack: SLAMMIN'! Felix: Stop! Mark: *giggle giggle*

Jack: Oh, he wants us to go downstairs! Follow him! Mark: Oh, he... Oh yes! Felix: Okay! Heh, why not? XD

Jack: This is... Thiis is where we get murdered. Hey, you were right! It is on the barrels! Mark: *laughing again*

Felix: What happens on the barrel stays on the barrel. Mark & Jack: *laugh*

Felix: This is getting weird, man. I don't... I feel weird, I don't...

Mark: Oh yeah, well we can't afford a pitcher... Felix: Oh, we don't have any money.

Mark: We gotta beg... Felix: Oh, we gotta beg for money?

Jack: Can I jump in the fire and die?

Jack: Yep. *laugh* Mark: Yep.

Mark: There's probly some weirdos on the bed upstairs.

Mark: Oh, shit... Oh god. Jack: Yeah, me. *laughs*

Felix: That's right, Jack... You're a strong woman.

Jack: I am a strong, independent lady. Felix: And duel me to da deaf.

Jack: ...Okay.

Felix: What--this is bullshit! I can't lose to Jack!

Jack: We're outside--YESSSS! Felix: What the fuck??

Jack: YES!! Kneel, bitch! Mark: Well, you've got a--he's got a freakin' pet.

Mark: Try me!

Jack: Okay. Attack! Attack! Attack! Mark: Ehhhhh...EHHHHH--AHH!! *squeak* Oh, it hurts!

Jack: Attack! Attack! Mark: It hurts real bad!

Jack: Attack! At--OH YEEAH! Mark: XD Felix: What??

Felix: What the fuck?? Jack: What is up?? KNEEL before Jack!! Mark: *laughs*

Felix: Alright, fine Jack: Dat's what's UP! Mark: Damn... Damn, son.

Jack: You wanna go again? You wanna go again Frew--Freebewbs? No... Fuck it, thought not, kiss my--kiss my shoes.

Felix: Wow... Mark: Wow. Jack: Kiss my shoes.

Jack: KILL EACH OTHER! Kill each other for my amusement!

Felix: Uh, don't move, so I can... eh, uh... don't... doon't... uhhh.... Mark: *making dodgy grunts*

Felix: Uh...oh, got one! Got one! Mark: Can't hit what you can't see! Can't hit what you can't see!

Jack: *laughing* Felix: Ahhh... Yeah, man.

Jack: Yay!!

[Outro song: "I'm Everywhere"]

Jack: Wait, that wasn't you!

Jack: YEAH! Others: *shouting*

*laughing and shouting* Jack: Yeah!!

Jack: Oh, fuck you guys! Oh...Oh...

Jack: NO!! ... NO!!

*music cuts out*

Jack: God almighty. That dude is just bouncing around.

Chicken! ...Can I kill the chicken?

I killed a chicken.

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