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think she did them i admit there's
something there i was with them in the
kitchen yesterday and they were all too
happy to be cleaning the freezer if they
get married before i do i'm gonna kill
myself who's getting married nobody
somebody doesn't tell me i'm gonna start
screaming it's eric and megan oh hey i
hired them
matchmaker
places like spaniard fly they're not
getting married it's just talk did
everybody know about this but me there's
nothing to know it's just gossip
okay okay
we haven't told anyone that i'm pregnant
what with her being unmarried
knocked up by some guy i mean the
yackity acts in this office would have a
field day yeah and we don't want them at
the wedding thinking jim's being marched
down the aisle by my dad with a shotgun
wait there's not gonna be a shotgun
nope
no shotgun
cause that changes everything can't back
out now halper
what are you gonna do about it there's
no shotgun so
free at last pretty last
no keep it up
you'll never guess what i know okay let
me finish this thought
eric likes megan
he most definitely does
he's been asking her out repeatedly for
weeks she finally said yes they went on
a group date the other night apparently
it went very well
how do you know this people tell me
things i guess i have a face you can
trust
i think it's because of my low
cheekbones
and
oh okay what is it what can't i guess
i hate hate hate being left out
whether it's not being picked for a team
or being picked for team and then
showing up and realizing that the team
doesn't exist
or that the sport doesn't exist
i should have known poop ball
oh man i know how you feel third wheel i
have been the third wheel so many times
in my life
my mom told me something once it made me
feel a lot better she said the third
wheel is what makes it a tricycle
what are you talking about i am talking
about your group date with megan and
eric at tinx yes how'd you know about
that well did stanley tell you
stanley was on your group date no
stanley was with his wife i waved at him
but he didn't wave back
does anybody else know about those no
there he goes here he goes
so what is a scuttlebutt anybody hear
anything
nothing i got a little something
something
i don't know if i should say
so just keep it to yourself stanley is
having a midlife crisis stanley is way
past the middle of his life especially
considering his height to weight ratio
well apparently he and his wife
were out dancing at a club for young
people terry's out of town michael who
stanley's wife terry she's at an
interior decorating expo in philly
stanley hates crowds kids and music
i think you should check your facts
you
stupid son of a you set me up what
are you talking about stanley's wife is
out of town he was with somebody he was
definitely with someone oh was he well
who his sister
i don't get it
if that was his sister then what they
were doing was totally illegal
drugs
making out
okay
well
oh
no okay no it's okay
never mind carry on
stanley is having an affair
what
i am very happy right now thrilled
perhaps to be a part of the office to be
a part of the conversation when you have
somebody's attention and their eyes are
lighting up because they are very
interested in what you have to say that
is a great feeling and i experienced
that firsthand today it is wonderful
to be the center of attention
you
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