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Your mind is a beautiful thing.
And so every time you're here,
things come out of your mouth--
That I regret.
That you regret and we love.
And so I just want the first
thing that comes to mind.
I'm going to read a
sentence and you're
going to fill in the blank.
It's a game that we're
calling, Fill in the Blanchett.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
I've been-- it sort
of works with my suit.
Yeah, it does.
Ooh, that's sexy music.
All right.
OK.
So I'll read a sentence,
and then you have to just--
I'm dreading this.
Just complete the sentence
with the first thing
that pops in your head.
This morning I got out
of bed and thought--
Oh, [BLEEP].
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
There you go.
Sandra Bullock once told me--
[LAUGHTER]
I can't repeat it.
All right.
Diamonds aren't a
girl's best friend.
Blank are.
Playing car-- um,
uh, roller coasters.
[LAUGHTER]
Roller coasters--
Whoo!
--are a girl's best friend?
Yeah.
All right.
If you're wearing underwear.
[LAUGHTER]
You know, because
you go to a park,
we went-- when we
were filming The House
With a Clock in Its
Walls in Atlanta, Jack
and I went to Six Flags.
And everyone stands underneath
the roller coaster going,
am I going to go on that?
And if you were not
wearing underwear--
[LAUGHTER]
--you know that everyone's
looking up at you.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
See, I told you,
it's like I get--
No, I just-- that's interesting.
It's all right.
That's what I mean,
with your mind--
Oh, God.
All right.
It seemed like a good
idea, but I really regret--
This.
[LAUGHTER]
I knew you were
going to say that.
The greatest invention
of all time is--
That suit.
Oh, all right, that's sweet.
I would trade my Oscars for--
Ooh, I don't know.
Some Emmys?
Really?
[LAUGHTER]
Get a TV show, you'll
get some Emmys.
OK, can you-- yes--
Yes.
Can you speak to someone?
Yes, I'll produce one for you.
OK.
I'll write one for you.
Does it have to
be about anything?
Or is it just about two
people sitting in a chair--
No, nothing at all.
--chewing the fat.
Nothing at all.
Whenever someone asked me what
my most embarrassing moment is,
I really want to tell them--
Oh, to poop off.
Poop off.
Every day, make time for--
Take time to ablute.
I'm sorry?
Ablute.
What is that?
Just ablute.
What does that mean?
It's a polite way
of saying, just
do your things in the morning.
Take time to do it.
[LAUGHTER]
You know, I know
you're Australian--
Can I go home now?
--but those are not words.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm married to an
Australian and--
Ablute is a word.
Ablute is not a word.
I'm going to ask
her when I get home.
OK.
Today I went on Ellen's
show, and boy was it--
Oh, embarrassing.
No, it's not.
You're--
It was fun.
It was fun.
Like talking about my movie,
The House With the Clock in Its
Walls.
Yeah.
All right.
That's how you play
Fill in the Blanchett.
The House With a
Clock In Its Walls
opens everywhere this
Friday, September 21.
Her children will love it,
your children will love it,
you'll love it as an adult.
Everyone will love it.
We'll be back.
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