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HIKING

- Stan! I'm tired and sweaty! I gotta stop. - Come on now lazy boy, look at the incredible view here!

The huge mountains... the air fresher than the laundromat!

It's an invigorating shake-up to the soul. But you gotta be in top shape to enjoy it.

Me? I'm not all winded like you! I'm a- AAARGH!

Pat! Help me!

But why? Aren't you enjoying the view? Besides, I'm too out of shape to help you.

CLIMBING

Rats! I can't make it any higher. Stanley! There's nothing to hold onto!

No one said mountain-climbing was going to be easy. Now we have to make our way back down somehow...

Like I said...

WILD CAMPING

La Ta Diddly-dee.. yah!

Ahh..smell that fresh air! Nature...it's the original scented candle.

And what a selection. I just got a whiff of skunkin' MANURE!

- Lighten up! You'll change your tune when you set up camp and look for wood, pitch the tent

- commune with nature- - Hold it right there!

YOU'LL be putting up the tent because hanging out with poison ivy and mosquitos was YOUR idea!

- What's in here, aunt Martha?? - You're such a sourpuss.

Take a look at the size of the backpack I got. It's four times the size of yours!

Still, mine weighs a TON! What's inside? Never mind... I'll check.

What's this? And what's it for?

That's a hammer. For hammering. Mostly with nails...

I know what a hammer is! But why do we need one? A SECOND hammer??

Of course, it's a back up!

A third hammer because...??

Because we'll lose our back up hammer, silly. - An anvil??

So THAT's what an anvil is. I thought it was a mini stove... my mistake.

I'm still carrying way more than you. But don't take my word for it - I'll show you!

- Here's our beach ball - There's no beach!

- My mat - for yoga! - Hmm...

- A PC air mattress. - It's green!

- His and his pillows! So stop grumbling about those hammers!

This travel pillow is yours, by the way.

- Hey, what's that? - Well, it's a picture of Stephanie.

I'll hang it here so we can both have sweet dreams!

Stephanie...

Oh yeah. Don't you think we should have invited her to come along and go camping?

But Pat! She would've been too afraid!

Girls are such chickens! And scared of what? A cricket?

More chainsaw murders happen in the woods than anywhere else! Also, there are zombies.

D-d-dead ZOMBIES?

There's no other kind I know of! And since you decided to pitch our tent on an ancient

burial ground, there's a good chance we're going to run into a few. Erm...what's making that noise?

M-m-my teeth are c-c-chattering!

What? You're not afraid, are you?

Don't be ridiculous! When I forget my electric toothbrush, my molars freak out!

- Really? - Of course, you've never noticed?

So you're not afraid?

What is this, an inquisition??

Look out, there's a zombie right behind you!

AAAH!!

Why am I afraid of being caught by a corpse with outstretched arms,

plodding along from side to side at a snail's pace?? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I AM!

Where'd the zombie go?? Maybe I scared it. Stan, was this your idea of a joke?

The joke's on me! Literally!

No more talk of zombies, it's time to go to sleep.

Aah! Did you hear that?

Your screaming? Who could miss it?

It sounded like a- like a-

- a werewolf. - Sounds more like a bloodthirsty vampire

whose decomposing eyeball is hanging out!

Haha! Relax, it's just the wind in the trees swaying. Here, plug your ears with these.

With your socks? Urgh, gross - what a foul smell!

Ok, how about these?

- That's better - clean socks! - Undies, actually.

Yeurgh! In that case... the socks weren't so bad.

Stan?

She was about to kiss me... WHAT! Did I snore like a zombie?

I have to pee!

You're kidding, right? Are you a child? Don't bother answering!

Why didn't you go before you went to bed?

I didn't have to!

- What do you want me to do, huh? Go outside! - I'm scared to go by myself, there are zombies!

They'll want to get as far away from you as possible!

Don't do it so close to the tent!

Of course! I have manners...

I know! I'll whistle a happy tune! Whoo...whoo... yeah, not so much.

Wait a second, Pat should've come back by now!

Either 1, something's wrong... or 2, that's what he's doing. Either way, I can't sleep

- he must be scared! Pat!

Hello? Is he using the bathroom at home?

What does that self-empowerment guy say? I'm good enough and strong enough and I'm-

oh yeah, and I deserve it.

I just peed on a zombie...

AAAHH!!

NO!!!

Pat! Pat! Oh, I've looked everywhere, it's as if he disappeared. What could've happened?

Maybe he's snacking on a blueberry bush. Nah, he hates blueberries...

Ahh, this is all my fault because I told those stories about zombies in the woods

and that made him petrified!

ZOMBIE!!

- HAI- YA!

- Oof!

- YAAAAA!

- Ow!

Take that, you maggot magnet! I'm not going to let you eat MY brain! I ain't on the menu!

You big pink zombie! Hmm... big pink zombie? Oh! Pat, it's you!

Don't hurt me... or eat me! How did you know my name?

It's me, Pat!

Well... yes! I know. Of course it's you - I mean, zombies smell bad but you smell disgusting.

Well, zombie hunting makes you stinky. I haven't had a shower yet.

Scratch that.

Finally! We're gonna get some sleep.

Ahh yes, you're right - I'm done being scared.

Pat... Do it before you go to bed!

Oh! Excuse me.

That's better. It's a good thing you got me to remind you to do all the important stuff.

Oh yeah! Did you check to see if there was a zombie in the closet?

- Stop it! - Hehehe!

- Actually, indoors they seem to prefer the attic! - STANLEY!

- Goodnight, Pat... - G-g-goodnight!

SMOKE SIGNALS

How did he learn these signals so quickly? Let's see... what does it say here?

A big puff, followed by a little puff, on top of another puff... hey, that's interesting!

Hole? Oh, not hole! HELLO!

Alright! Wait, here comes another one. What is that?

One puff, then three little ones and one in the shape of a heart? Wait, is that a heart

or is that a butt?

Alright, your butt is... now, what could that mean? Oh, hot!

Your butt is hot. That doesn't make sense. Wait a sec, it's not hot. It's on fire.

He's saying 'your butt is on fire'! It is?

AAAAHH!!

BUNGEE JUMPING

Ready? One, two, three! BONZAIII!

Did you see me??

Yeah, but I don't see what's so great, I could do that no prob!

Ok then... prove it! Mr King of bungee-jumpers!

Oh... AAAH!

Wow, he's really good! Maybe he IS King of the bungee-jumpers!

IN SEARCH OF LOST TREASURE

And then, when you were picking zucchini, I reached for some brussel sprouts

and this guy named Russ said 'those are mine. They're RUSSEL sprouts!'

Patrick! Stanley!

Aah, my favourite nephews. Instead of making those quiche recipes, spend the weekend with me!

Er... we would but we waited all week to try a new one using just egg whites!

Too bad! I thought you'd want to help me find the treasure...

Huh? The treasure?

I bought this map at a garage sale, and since I was a double major in archaeology and extreme

hiking, I know it leads to the lost treasure of Hannibal's Cannibals.

It's right here, on this mountain-top.

If we run out of food... don't eat me, Stanny!

A-choo!

We should've made quiche!

You know, it tickles when you do that!

Now, no fooling around boys, it's straight to sleep! Remember, the tent is already pitched.

Once you cross the cannibal footbridge, the treasure awaits you.

Do not let the darkness nor the dampness deceive you.

What's dark and damp? Sounds like the middle of a jelly doughnut!

Let's hope the treasure's bigger than the doughnut, Pat!

Look! The cave! That's it!

WHY is it they make treasure so hard to find? They should put up a shelf somewhere...

and mark it 'treasure'.

Hey, Einstein! It's in there! Maybe YOU could build a shelf.

Well, it's been my dream to cross a thousand year old rope bridge dangling over a mile high ravine...

just remembered we invited Stephanie for egg white quiche!

Oh, I totally forgot, Stan! It's her cholesterol.

And I was so excited: the rope bridge, the rotting wood, the corpses...

Oh well! Good luck, and tell us how it all works out. Sorry to be party poopers!

But... But... Patrick! Stanley! The treasure!

And for dessert... what should we make? I'm getting so tired of bananas. Kidding!

AAAH!!

Just be brave... oh, who am I kidding?!

Aaah! Don't move a muscle. Don't hardly even breathe!

Even the blink of an eye could bring disaster...!

I'll leave you my beach house.

How long will this sail be able to hold all of our weight?

YEAH! WE MADE IT INSIDE, WE WERE ROADKILL FOR SURE!

That's Hannibal's marker! This is where the treasure's hidden.

- TREASURE! Yoo-hoo! Treasure! Come out! - Idiots.

I hope you're shovel-ready.

Here's what it says. You have entered the valley of the mountain.

But you must beware not to get swallowed into the belly of the beast. Ooh!

That's SO you! Next time, read everything in advance, got it? YOU find the treasure,

I'M staying put.

It's a trap!

AAAH!

Sorry, boys! But this could be where the cannibals show up.

And I was about to say things couldn't get much worse...

Who would put a wall up in the middle of a cave...?

Look! Hey, those are hieroglyphs. Please don't let this be a museum...

One of these must move. Push the right one and it'll open.

Give me the map! You can't find your way out of the bathroom.

- Give that back, I had it first! Let go! - Hey, if I get a paper cut, you'll be sorry!

You're behaving like brats! Drop the map, now!

Oh, no.

There's a secret message. 'This map was created by me, Professor Kentucky-Schmidt,

paleontologist and adventurer. I wanted others to follow in my footsteps and find what no one believed existed.'

- He left it here?? - Dummy.

'You will find the lone survivor from prehistoric times: a dinosaur so fierce you may wonder

why you chose to follow a ratty map created by a total stranger!'

Huh? That's the treasure? Is this one of those hidden camera shows?

'When you panic, try not to tear the map...'

*GROWL*

AAAAHHH!!

*ROAR!*

I propose we never discuss our little adventure... all those in favour?

I!

Our vow of silence is approved.

That professor was a madman. No wonder they didn't believe him...

Stan Stan, I'm making your favourite! An egg white pickle omelette with caramel sauce!

To think we went all that way to discover that what we treasure most is here in our kitchen!

This is a treasure map, alright! It even has riddles!

Most people make the mistake of following the map when the real treasure is the map itself.

We'll auction it...and make a fortune! Haha!

HIDE AND SEEK

97, 98, 99 and 100!

A-Ha! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

I can smell you!

There's no hiding from me...

A-HA! Now I've found you! I'd know that snoring anywhere!

Pat? Pat!

GONE FISHING

How's your lunch?

Oh this here is some top notch spaghetti! Wanna try some?

No, thankyou.

Gee, Pat, you don't have to be so snooty about it! That's the last time I offer you anything I've slaved over.

- Whatever. - How ungrateful.

Um, Stan? Would you pass me the worms please?

If I have to!

What! Have you gone loco??

Well Stan, the spaghetti is delicious! But the real question is... how are your worms?

DIG-O-MANIA

And so my friends and countrymen... er, let's just keep it 'friends'...

the world will remember your work to help destroy this comet.

Even though I did the hard part.

Well said. Good speech, professor. But now it's time for you to take off and save the world.

Correct. In fact, we only have 45 minutes before we all go 'kaboom'!...

Would someone please explain the concept of zucchini bread?? Atchoo!

Good luck! If you don't destroy it, I'll be very upset!

It'll mean I wasted my time being nice to Aunt Martha.

Let's go - mission control!

Atchoo!

Pat! You want to do push-ups NOW?

I've never done a push-up in my life! And I'm not starting now. I'm looking for the key!

The key?!

Wh-wher- atchoo!

You see this launch console? It needs a key! Where is it?

You know, Stan, getting me all stressed out is not going to help. I was out babysitting Momo...

Yes? Then what?

I was just about to bury the key when he asked if he could play a game of hopscotch

so I said let's start here!

Get to the point! The world's going to end! Spare me the play-by-play!

What's the problem? They stop for some sushi or what? RRR... should have been in orbit by now

Hello! You nincompoops! Fire this rocket... this instant!

We'll use this metal detector to find it.

Good morning! You vacuuming my roses?

Pat forgot where he hid the key to the rocket launcher!

- If it doesn't take off in the next few minutes... - We'll all be smashed to SMITHEREENES!

It's true!

Let's split up! We can start digging everywhere.

At-CHOO!

Hi boys, I made cocoa to keep you warm! Who knows how long you'll be out there saving the planet!

I can't believe you lost the key.

I didn't ask to hold it. They forced it on me. Atchoo!

If you had a sleeve, I'd say use it. For your cold... I have my very own secret formula

that combines chilli, garlic, salsa, red pepper mixed in a gunpowder base.

This'll put hair on your chest!

Only use one drop, Patrick - it's strong!

Atchoo!!

10, 9, 8, 7. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

0! Ignition!

WOOHOO! I've never felt so energised before! So ENER-

- GISED

BEFORE!

I can't stop my feet!

Or my arms!

Or the rest of me!

Good vibrations!

Wait, I just mowed the lawn!

Besides, Pat says he buried it over there!

She's turned into a gopher! Where'd she go?

Er... that way, I think!

She's destroying the house! And Norbert's inside. I'll save you!

AAAH!

Hmm...

What did you eat... baked beans?

No! Only lima beans.

- Stan, I'm stuck! - You're on your own...

Go, Em!

Hello? Emily? The key? Don't for- for- ATCHOO!

I'll look that way!

Anyone there?? I'm going stir-crazy! Doesn't anyone care that the world may soon be 'KABOOM'?

I better check on its progress...we still may have time.

What?

I told Momo, no snacks between meals!

Don't stress! Your carrots are safe! Have you seen the rocket key?

No key, no launch, meteor strikes earth... BOOM!

What key? You drinking coffee again?

Nah, makes me hyper. Later!

Lili! Do you know where Emily went?

All our tunnelling is causing the town's pipes to burst! Run for cover!

This feels good!

Don't worry, Pat! We had a similar problem when I was a volunteer fireman!

My bad!

Funny, I feel like a potted plant! ...Which reminds me where I hid the key!

Stan, Stanny - look! Time to go save the world!

Nein, nein! Could this be? A new trajectory...?

Professor? Er... sorry for the delay. Your microphone, it shorted out! But let's go!

NO! That wasn't ever in the calculations! The meteor won't hit the earth! NO LAUNCH!

Never mind!

- Never what? - STOP!

-Oh, 'never stop believing'!

Let's take a moment to honour the brave soldier who'll risk his life to save our planet.

One small step for a mouse, but a giant leap for mammal-kind... Professor Chi-Chi!

NO!!!

We're ready to launch in 3... aaa-CHOO!

Stan... old fashioned rockets go the other way, right? Who knew?

A comedy of errors, one after the other! And I made the biggest mistake of all!

I mistook a 3 for an 8! I spilled some schmootz on my worksheet...

I did that with a recipe once- atchoo!

I bet poor Emily's still searching for that key. But Aunt Martha's cold medicine won't last forever!

Atchoo!

Stan! One drop lasts a week... she downed the whole bottle!

Cool! I get to see the whole world before it goes boom! The key has to be here... or here?

Or here! Why else would they call these islands the 'Florida Keys'?

AVALANCHE

- How do you do? -Hey, Pat!

- What did you do, lose your voice or something? - Ssh!

- The great outdoors makes me want to shout out!

HOW DO YOU DO?

Be careful, or you're going to cause an avalanche! Stan...?

I'm ok!

SNOW

Hello! Today we're out in the winter wonderla-

Stan! Do you see this? It's snow! Too cool! I love it.

Hey! Why'd you knock me over?

Hello? Hello! Hello, little snowflakes, you cute little crystals! Hello!

For the love of...

JUST LIKE HOME

I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight. This is the life! Roughing it in the great outdoors!

Yeah, you said it. No cell phones, no electricity...

Yeah. Except electricity you can turn off... wish someone would flick the switch on that moon!

No sooner said than done, pal o' mine!

Nice!

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