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So, what do you do?
I'm a reader at a publisher.
No!
You read for a living?
Yes, that's it.
I read.
Oh, that's so great.
It's like someone asking,
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I breathe.
"I'm a breather,
I get paid for breathing."
How did you get that job?
Okay, smart-ass,
what do you do?
I am a lawyer.
Sort of.
Sort of.
That's sexy.
Is it?
I mean, I think so.
In a suit, in a court, saving people's lives.
Kinda sexy.
I guess it is.
Although it's not as sexy as reading.
Sitting there in an office,
in a little chair reading.
Okay, stop.
Ooh!
Just wait right there, mister, because
a lot of books get submitted to my publisher.
So it's an immense responsibility.
I bet it is.
But when you do normal reading,
is it ruined because it's your job?
You know, like prostitutes?
I always worry that when
they stop being prostitutes
that they can't enjoy sex any more.
You always worry about that?
No, I sometimes worry about it.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Because someone who always worried
about that would be a bit of a worry.
When you read a newspaper, do you
think, "Forget this, it's work"?
Have you interviewed
a lot of prostitutes?
When you read a menu,
do you think,
"No, I'm not reading this,
unless you pay me hard cash."
How many prostitutes will you need to
talk to before this issue is solved?
Are you planning to head to
Eastern Europe and Thailand?
Um...
Would you like to
walk me to my car?
Yes.
Okay.
Why not?
Sounds like a good idea.
What about you?
Yeah, I have three older brothers.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Where are they?
Behind you.
Did you have trouble parking?
Pardon?
It's just such a long way to your car.
Well, my car's
actually parked outside my house.
I got a lift to the party.
Okay.
That's good.
That's perfect.
Okay.
And here we are.
My God.
Yeah.
Car, house.
House, car.
It makes perfect sense.
It's very logical.
Christ.
Um...
Keys!
I'm gonna go into the bedroom
and put on my new pyjamas.
Right.
And then in a minute you can
come in and take them off.
If you want to.
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