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- Hey, Phoebs?
- Oh, hi!
Hey! So are you
enjoying the bike?
Oh, uh-huh, so much!
Phoebs, you, uh..
...you do know how to ride
a bike, don't you?
[chuckling]
Of course!
Um, can we see you ride it?
Okay.
[chuckling]
See?
[instrumental music]
See, this is why I told you
never get involved
with your assistant!
And here is no such thing
as keeping secrets
when it comes to affairs.
Did you hear that Chandler?
No such thing!
What happened?
I'm just eating candy.
Maybe it's not
as bad as I think.
You know, maybe they didn't
take it the way I meant it.
Absolutely! You know,
because tushie can mean
both ass and good worker.
Ugh, I just gotta get
the thing back!
- Hey, Rach?
- Yeah.
That sketch you mentioned?
Might it have looked
a little something like this?
Oh, my God! Joey!
- What is the matter with you?
- Ah!
Boy, I tell ya, this little
talent came in handy
before I could afford porn.
[knocking on door]
Hi! I'm sorry, I know it's after
hours, but I really need candy.
[sighing]
I'm sorry, I can't help you.
See? Rules are rules.
Please! Uh, I have people coming
from out of town today
and I told them
all about your candy!
No kidding. Out of towners, huh?
[chuckling]
What did you tell 'em?
I told 'em your candy was
absolutely indescribable!
Oh, well, some people
have been saying
its, you know,
"Little drops of heaven"
but whatever.
Please, can't you help me out?
Hey, Chandler,
do we know that lady?
Maybe, isn't she the woman
who lives below you
and has sex really loud?
Alright, I'll do it
just this once!
But you can't tell anybody!
Yes! Yes! Please,
just give it to me!
- Yeah, that's her.
- Yeah, that's her.
- Thank you.
- It's unbelievable!
I-I can't believe
that sign didn't work!
- You know, what would work?
- Hmm?
Stop making candy!
[scoffing]
But they like it!
You mean they like you.
Maybe.
Is that why you became a chef?
So that people would like you?
Oh, you really wanna talk about
getting people
to like you, huh, funny man?
[laughing]
[instrumental music]
Okay, now just remember
everything I taught you
and you'll be fine. Okay?
Here we go. Ready...set--
Wait! This seat is really
uncomfortable!
Yeah, maybe before we start we
should just get another one.
Perhaps, like an airplane seat,
or a beanbag chair!
Phoebe, you can't
get out of this! Okay?
You have to learn
how to ride a bike!
Why? Why do I have to learn?
Well, in-in case
of an emergency.
- What kind of an emergency?
- Well, let..
What if a, a man comes along
and puts a gun
to your head and says
"You ride this bike
or I'll sh.. I'll shoot you."
Okay, I would ring the bell
to distract him
and then I would knock
the gun out of his hand
with a Chinese throwing star.
Okay, Phoebe..
...just-just get-get
on the bike, and..
Hey! I'll hold you up,
and-and push you. Okay?
- You won't let go?
- No!
- You swear?
- I swear!
- Okay.
- Come on.
- Alright. Here we go.
- Yeah.
- Alright.
- Alright.
- Alright. Feel good?
- Well.
- Alright, try pedaling.
- Okay.
- That's it, your doing great.
- Okay.
You're doing great!
Yes, yes, yes!
- Take control! Yes!
- Whee!
- Yes! Yes!
- Hey!
[Ross clapping]
Oh! Oh! Oh, no!
You swore!
I-I just thought
you were doing so well. I--
I am shocked! Shocked!
It's a legitimate
learning technique.
Wow!
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