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Lois, I need $28,000.
For what?
I've decided I want to open
a sushi restaurant.
What do you know
about sushi?
I don't care
about the sushi.
I just want to yell at customers
when they walk in the door.
(speaking faux Japanese)
Here comes a black guy!
Peter, you're not
getting money
for that or
anything else.
We're running seriously
low on cash right now.
In fact, I may have to
get my own full-time job.
Geez. Are we really living
that close to the edge?
You know we
are, Brian.
Why do you think
we waited so long
to take you to the
groomer's last month?
Hey, isn't it time for me
to get a haircut?
Oh, no. I think
you just got one.
Are you sure?
'Cause I feel like
my nails are really long.
Yeah, I'll check,
but I'm pretty sure
it's not for another
couple of weeks.
(panting)
What day is this?
Like it or not, we're
going to have to start
living on a strict
budget for a while.
Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker,
and this is...
♪ News... ♪
I thought you were going
to sing with me, Joyce.
Okay. Our top
story tonight.
The Rhode Island
State Lottery
has climbed to a record
$150 million jackpot.
That's right, Tom.
Powerball fever has
officially gripped Quahog.
We sent Channel Five News
Asian correspondent
Tricia Takanawa around town
to get the public reaction.
Mayor West, what do you plan
to do if you win the lottery?
Well, I'd finally
splurge and buy myself
one of those fancy
four-piece suits.
I'd like to join
your country club.
I assume that won't
be a problem.
And how about you,
every Persian guy in the world?
ALL:
White BMW.
There you go, Lois.
That's the answer right there.
We'll just win the lottery.
In fact, I'm going to go buy
my winning ticket right now.
Peter, what's wrong?
It's, uh, nothing.
I'm just going
to wait a minute.
There's teenagers
in skinny jeans out there.
Everyone, I got big news.
We are going
to be rich.
Oh, my God, Peter.
There are thousands of
lottery tickets here.
Where did you get the
money for all these?
Simple. I took out a second
mortgage on the house.
What?!
Peter, this is idiotic.
Your odds of winning
are like 100 million to one.
Don't you know the lottery
is just a tax on stupid people?
Would you be saying
that if the prize
was 150 million bags of
the neighbor's garbage?
But it's not.
I mean... I mean, is it?
It's... that-that is an
unrealistic, unfair question.
Peter, Brian's right.
How can you be
so irresponsible?
You take these tickets
back right now.
No way, Lois.
We're going to win.
I got lots of good
karma built up
from doing those
USO shows.
(laughter)
So, apparently, they found
a weapon of mass destruction--
my putter.
(laughter)
All right, boys.
Go get 'em over there.
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