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I gotta say I'm loving these I always
wanted to wear Hammer pants stop Hammer
Time no stop joking around you're
wearing those pants to keep your
testicles away from your body's warm
core so your sperm don't overheat well I
am loving the breeze I feel like I'm 83.
all right Focus up this is our pregnancy
war room on the master calendar we will
track ovulation Windows menstruation
cycles and every uterine deposit uterine
deposit is that what we're calling sex
now it seems a little clinical well you
could always shorten it to UD or
UD yeah I don't want to do that here's a
list of everything you cannot eat while
we're trying to conceive no more nachos
even if they're in a novelty baseball
helmet no whoa this is serious we adhere
to a strict exercise regimen and sleep
schedule also no more video games
because they cause stress and they raise
your heart rate more stress than being a
police officer Jake I've seen you play
Mario Party Mario cheats I'm just saying
about Wario Jesus stupid game look I
know it isn't easy but this could
increase our chances of getting pregnant
by 19 yeah of course absolutely so how
do we get it started dim the lights put
on some music swallow 35 vitamins each
oh cheers
baby
I probably should have had some water
ready okay okay basal body temperature
is optimal let's
oh Amy I'm not some faucet you can just
turn on and off you gotta romance me
Foster Tom what's up thank you okay
[Music]
sorry I thought you separated the males
and the females well it's hard they're
all named Claire you named them Claire
[Music]
oh come on it's like every woman in this
city has all of her teeth stupid
Bloomberg and his stupid Soda Man
14 it's 8 o'clock okay here we go
so this bag of pellets is your lunch yep
it's the perfect food for the human man
you want something no because
[Music]
sorry
where were you you're 90 minutes late my
temperature is shot to hell I know I'm
sorry I got detained by the transit cops
because my baggy pants fell off on the
subway let's just I didn't get it over
with oh my God there's so many of them
that's it
yeah good boy
you awake no you no let's do this okay
okay
make it a double my heart has a hole and
I might as well fill it with booze same
for me it's except my hole is in my
mouth
it's you my toothless Cinderella
well
was definitely technically sex yep
maybe that was the one nope not the one
so exhausted me too but the doctor said
that it could take a while I know we're
doing everything right and it's still
not working what kind of perfect person
do you have to be to get pregnant we're
having a baby
oh what
[Music]
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