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go well I did my best to convince him
that I'm not some crazy girl who is
dying to get married and I'm just going
through a hard time what'd he say well
uh his answering machine was very
understanding I feel
blue hey you know might cheer you
up what
you know I got to tell you this really
does put me in a better
mood I wish there was a job where I
could wear this all the
time maybe someday there will
be oh God that's Chandler he's going to
come by and borrow some candles for his
big date oh okay no no Rachel don't get
it you see us no yeah the groom cannot
see the bride you're not going to marry
Chandler not after this
okay guys just
relax I
do I got to
go yeah well that ought to do it know
each other for six weeks I know so what
I mean who's who's to say does that mean
we we can't do it look I was with Carol
for four years before we got married and
I wound up divorced from a pregnant
lesbian I mean
this this makes sense for
us come on I mean our first date we
ended up spending the whole weekend in
Vermont I mean last night I got my ear
pierced
me this feels
right doesn't it
my parents are going to be really mad is
that are you saying yes is that
yes
yes yes we're getting we're getting oh
my
God come here come
here uh
Emily will you marry
me
yes oh it's a bit
[Music]
small damn I thought that was going to
be romantic as hell this is so amazing
can't believe my brother's getting
married and in London I mean it's just
it's so
romantic he pretty smart tissue paper
you're at the wedding you have to cry
handkerchief no no no I got my
invitation oh look isn't this adorable
rossl B address
mine hello hey hey hey did you get your
invitation to Ross's
wedding
no oh don't worry man I get to bring a
guest we'll show
him so jealous you're all going I can't
believe I never knew that you can't fly
in your third trimester I don't I didn't
know that either I knew that
so didn't know that but you should see
your
faces he guys what's up hey we're
hanging
out what's this is this Ross's wedding
invitation see maybe that's the one we
should have actually
hidden oh no no you guys come on you
don't have to do that I'm happy for him
I am I really I'm I'm I I on
it I'm sorry
honey you're going to come though aren't
you oh honey I don't know I this isn't
one of those uh you know if she doesn't
come we we don't we don't come right
because I already bought my ticket hey
guys hey hey all right here's the
ring yes yes a thousand times
yes so uh any ideas for the bachelor
party yet wo wo woo
before you start handing out wedding
rings and planning Bachelor parties
don't you have to decide who your best
man's going to
be oh it's awkward it's awkward it's
awkward sort of already asked
Chandler what he got to do it at your
first wedding Joey I I figured you'd
understand I mean I I've known him a lot
longer come on Ross look I don't have
any brothers I'm never going to get to
be a best man you can be the best man
when I get
married I'm never going to get to be a
best man
wait wait so you get to be my best man
twice and I don't get to be yours at
all hold on up you yeah of course you
can be my best
man what about me you you just said I
could I'm not even getting
married okay this is a question for
science fiction writers I can't believe
you're not picking me hey how could it
not be me I'm not even I don't even all
right you know what that's it from now
on Joey I want you to be my best man yes
Shame about you
though I'd like to toast Ross and Emily
of course my big toast will be tomorrow
at the wedding so this is kind of my
little toast or or Melba toast if you
will
okay I've known Ross for a long time in
fact I knew him when he was going out
with his first girl friend and I thought
things were really going to work out for
him until the day he over inflated her
oh dear
God I'm sure we're all very excited uh
that Ross and Emily are getting married
at Montgomery Hall I mean to think my
friend getting married in Monty
Hall oh come on Mony Hall Let's Make a
Deal come on you
people all right forget it
congratulations Ross
M hey best man number two Joey trivia
H I'm not good with the jokes like
chandlery here friends family we're
gather to celebrate here today the
joyous Union of Ross and
Emily May the happiness we share with
them today be with them always now Emily
repeat after me I Emily I Emily take the
Ross Take the Ross as my lawfully wedded
husband in sickness and in health till
death BS us as my lawfully wedded
husband in sickness and in health until
death Parts
us our
Ross repeat after me I
Ross I Ross Take the Emily take the
Rachel
Emily Emily
shall I go
on oh look twins my guys oh cute
cute no fair I don't even have one how
come they get two you'll get one oh yeah
when all right I'll tell you what when
we're 40 if neither of us are married
what do you say you and I get together
and have one why won't I be married when
I'm
40 oh no no no I I just meant
hypothetically okay hypothetically why
won't I be married when I'm 40 no no no
no no what is it seriously is there
something fundamentally unmarriable
about
me uh uh
well dear God this this parachute is a
napsack mom everything's going fine
really yeah Ross is great he's a he's in
a whole other place now he's
gone no no you you don't have to fly
back
really what do you mean this might be
your only chance would you stop I'm only
26 I'm I'm not even thinking about
babies
yet where is she I need to talk to her
it's urgent is she here I'm mon
I need to talk to you it's
urgent okay okay I've been doing a lot
of thinking about us you know a lot of
uh us
thinking and uh well I guess there's
only one one way to do
[Applause]
this what are you doing Monica no no no
don't don't don't don't do it will you
marry
[Applause]
me what a bad idea
oh I can't not look at
it tandler why are you doing this I
don't
know but I know I'm not afraid to do
this
Chandler I'm doing this because I'm
sorry do you um you really think the
best reason to get married is because
you're sorry well no the best reason to
get married is
pregnancy sorry it's pretty much you
know behind being ready and actually
wanting to get
married will you be my
wife jaylor um I want you to take just a
minute and I want you to think about how
ridiculous this
sounds yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone
wasn't here right
now do you know that none of that stuff
came from me I mean I never said that I
wanted to have babies and get married
right now yeah I no but I was really
confused and then I talked to these guys
who two divorces and
Joey hey she's right you
know yeah but still cheap
shot you know what you know when I said
that I want you to deal with this
relationship stuff all on your own well
you're not ready for that I didn't think
I
was what did you just say you roll
another hard a and we get married here
tonight are you serious yes I love you
I've never loved anybody as much as I
love
you I've never loved anybody as much as
I love you okay so if an eight comes up
we take it as a sign and we do it what
do you
say
[Applause]
okay okay that's a four and where where
where's the other one
it went under the table nobody moved you
look that way I this
way here it is here it
is that could be a four or a
five it's your
[Applause]
call it's a
four I think so too I'm s so sorry
please stop freaking
out I'm not freaking
out why would I be freaking out a woman
named Hildy called and said we were
getting married but that happens every
day honey we were at this beautiful
place and I I I just put our names down
for fun I mean what's the harm in that
right
here Chandler please don't think I was
trying to pressure you Phoebe and Rachel
just thought phoe and Rachel so the
people that knew about our wedding
before me were you Phoebe and Rachel
Hildy and apparently some band called
Starlight magic 7 who are available by
the
way it was a mistake please don't take
this to mean anything because it
doesn't
okay
really yes if it really doesn't mean
anything because you know that I'm just
not ready I know I
know
okay all right I'm going to go tell Joey
that that you're back he's really
worried about
you hey did she buy it totally so did Hy
show you the place yeah that's beautiful
yeah I can't believe you're going to ask
Monica to marry you I I
know um I'd also like to try on
VTR oh yeah
okay well what do you think too
much a tad okay then take the Tiara back
and let me hold the musket again
something's missing it's not okay oh let
me see the ring that my friend picked
out what's the 1920s princess Cup ring I
just sold it to that gentleman oh my God
wait no
no let me out
now guys
I got something important to tell
you
guys guys
guys I'm going to ask Monica to marry
me I think we got to end the freeze
out wait a minute is this is this for
real yeah check out the
ring oh my
God so you two are really
serious y pretty
much you you're going to get married I
mean we're going to be brothers-in-law
come and and and we're going to be
friends
again what there water under the bridge
forget
okay I was going to wait till it was
official you know but I got so excited I
just had to tell you guys cuz you're my
best friend ah I think I'm going to
cry no more crying please I just dumped
one cry baby I'll dump you
two I'm going to ask Monica to marry me
oh my God oh my
God oh jiller you guys are going to be
so happy I know where's all the tissue
[Applause]
[Music]
check out the ring oh nice one and a
half karat
easy hey hey FES Chandler's going to ask
Monica to marry him oh I know I helped
pick out the ring
a you told her before you told
us well she walked in while I was
looking at the ring brochures you can
understand that
right guys that is the most beautiful
engagement ring ever there yeah well you
should know you bought like a billion of
them yeah you didn't get
one okay well tonight's the big night
Hey listen how you going to ask her it
is going to be perfect I am taking her
to her favorite restaurant I'm going to
get her a bottle of this champagne that
she really loves therefore knows how
expensive it
is then when the glasses are full
instead of proposing a toast I'm just
going to propose a it sounds perfect
you're going to mess it up let me do
it I'm not going to mess it up if she
says no can I have the
ring she's not going to say no
if hey
hey I'm
M give it it's
gone
phoei I'm
you're practically
kissing you wanted it to be a
surprise oh my God
Chandler in all my
life I never thought I would be so
lucky yes to fall in love with my
best my
best there's a reason why girls don't do
this okay okay I'll do it I thought
I can do
this I thought that it mattered what I
said or where I said
it then I
realized the only thing that matters is
that
you you make me happier than I ever
thought I could be
and if you let
me I will spend the rest of my life
trying to make you feel the same
way
Monica will you marry
me yes
[Applause]
I knew you were likely to take a
wife can we come in yet we're dying out
here come in come
in we're engaged
this is the least jealous I've ever
been oh no wait no this is wrong Ross
isn't here
oh oh hell he's done this three times he
knows what it's
[Applause]
about hey what's going on I found a note
on my door come to Monica's quick bring
champagne and a Three Musketeers Bar
yeah I'll take
that what's up Monica and I are engaged
my
God congratulations where is she I'm
engaged I'm
engaged yeah she's been out there for 20
minutes I'm surprised you didn't hear
her on the way over Oh I thought it was
just a kid yelling I'm gay I'm
gay can I bring her in no no let her
stay out there it's sweet I'm getting
mared I'm going to be a
bride no I will shut up because I'm
engaged oh big talk huh why don't you
come over here and say that to me huh
buddy yeah my fiance will kick your
ass come on apartment 20 apartment
20 okay you get her in here you Bolt the
door I'll be in the closet really
excited about our wedding plans and well
I guess pretty soon we'll be making a
big withdrawal from the Monica wedding
fund
what you tell her Jack I can't do it
what happened you still have the Monica
wedding fund don't you we have it only
now we call it the beach
house I can't believe you spent my
wedding fund on the beach house we're
sorry honey but we just assumed if you
got married after you turned 30 you'd
pay for it yourself you bought the beach
house when I was 23 which means you had
7even years of Beach fun and you can't
put a price on that
sweetie I really do feel bad about this
though we started saving again when you
were dating Richard but then that went
to hell so we redid the
kitchen what about when I started dating
Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't
think he'd ever
propose clearly I did not start drinking
enough at the start of the
meal I can't believe it that there is no
money for my wedding we might still have
some money if your father hadn't thought
it was a good idea to sell ice over the
Internet it seemed like such a simple
idea stupid Jack the word is stupid all
right enough I don't want to hear about
it
anymore good luck
Chandler you already had it yeah well we
called everyone in your phone book and a
bunch of people came but it took us so
long to get you here that they they had
to leave we wanted to throw you a big
surprise in a great shower and and now
you don't have either we ruined
everything well no wait a minute that's
not true no what you did that was really
sweet and it kind of works out for the
best
what do you what do you mean well now I
get to spend my shower with the only
people I really love I mean and I get
all those presents without having to
talk to a bunch of people I don't even
like surprise Monica hey you guys hey
hey what's going on well we were just
talking about you guys getting married
and how great it is yeah you could get a
Volvo that's what you really
want so
sweet so we both finished our vows oh
can we read them yeah just as long as I
don't hear tayers and he doesn't hear
mine
okay oh
oh oh that's
beautiful funny one that's good
Monica will you marry
me what I don't get it oh
yeah oh man this is hilarious
Chandler don't worry honey we'll make
yours funnier you know actually I'm kind
of glad they're leaving cuz uh I need to
talk to you about
something what's up well this uh this
may be a little awkward listen if you
want to borrow money it's kind of a bad
time I'm buying dinner for 128 people
tomorrow night that's it's not that um
now what I'm going to say to you I'm I'm
not saying it as your friend okay I'm
I'm saying it as Monica's older brother
but you're still my friend not for the
next few
minutes during this time are you are you
still my best man
nope do I still call you Ross
okay you guys are getting married
tomorrow and and I couldn't be more
thrilled for both of you but as Monica's
older brother I I have to tell you
this if you ever hurt my little
sister if you ever cause her any
unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you
down and kick your ass
what I'm I'm I'm
[Laughter]
serious okayy dude stop it okay I'm I'm
not kidding here hey I hear what you're
saying okay and thanks for the
warning no
problem so are we friends again yeah
okay you won't believe what Monica's
older brother just said to
me hello
all hi Dad
hi Mr
Bing
Nora
Charles it it's so great to see you both
here yes although I think we may be
seeing a little too much of some
people aren't you a little old to be
wearing a dress like that don't you have
a little too much penis to be wearing a
dress like
that oh my God
oh my God J just left though yeah but
maybe it's not what we think maybe it's
tell Monica I'm sorry I drank the last
of the milk or maybe he he was writing
to tell her that that he's changed his
name you know tell Monica I'm
sorry I think it means he freaked out
and left don't be so
negative God isn't it possible that
sorry is sitting in there right
now okay phoei I I think Ross is right I
what are we going to do look okay I'm
just going to I'm going to have to go
find him and bring him back okay you you
make sure Monica does not find out okay
okay but if you don't find him and bring
him back I am going to hunt you down and
kick your
ass I will I will find him
I think you just cracked a rib but I
don't care because today is my wedding
day my day is finally
here you know she might not even notice
he's
gone I'm going to start getting
ready God we can't let her start getting
ready this is too awful oh God but white
she'll be in the gown and then he won't
show up and then she's going to have to
take off the Gown just it stop it Rachel
you can't do this
here sorry I'm sorry it's just it's just
so sad you've got to pull yourself
together Monica can't see you like this
then she'll know something's wrong I
know I know God there's no tissue can
you grab me some toilet paper yeah oh
that's gone too this is Monica's
bathroom
right oh no I I found one okay
oh thank you oh
God oh God can I have another
one
sure do you need some
floss oh God I just cannot imagine what
is going to happen if Chandler doesn't
show up oh here's a whole bunch oh I
mean she's going to be at the wedding
waiting for him and people will be
whispering oh that poor girl you know
and then she'll have to come back here
and live all alone oh my God what there
was a pregnancy test in the garbage and
it's
positive Monica's
pregnant so I guess she won't be totally
alone take it from here
thanks dearly
beloved I'm sorry I'm a little
late may be confused by this now but you
won't be Memorial Day Weekend
2002 well let's get started before the
groom takes off again huh
okay we are gathered here
today to join this
man and this woman in the bonds of holy
matrimony I known Monica and Chandler
for a long time and I cannot imagine two
people more perfect for each
other and
now as I've left my notes in my dressing
room we shall proceed to the vows
Monica he took off come on come on
Chandler for so long I I wondered if I
would ever find my
prince my
soulmate then three years ago at another
wedding I turned to a friend for
comfort and instead I found everything
that I'd ever been looking for my whole
life and
now here we are
with our future before
us and I only want to spend it with
you my
prince my
soulmate my
friend unless you don't want
to you
go
Chandler that's okay
Monica I thought this was going to be
the most difficult thing I ever had to
do but when I saw you walking down that
aisle I realized how simple it
was I love
you any surprises that come our way it's
okay because I will always love
you you are the person I was meant to
spend the rest of my life
with you want to know if I'm
sure you may now kiss the
bride
so I guess by the pow vested in Me by
the state of New York and the internet
guys I Now pronounce you husband and
wife oh
wait do you take each other I do I do
yeah you
do Rings oh crap okay
um uh let's do the
Rings we good yeah
good once
again pronounce you husband and wife now
kiss her
again I love
you and I know about the
baby what baby our baby we have a baby
Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the
trash I didn't take a pregnancy test and
who
did look at
them and they're going to have a
baby
uhhuh did I miss
it
Rachel I I want you to know that if it's
positive we're gonna oh I know I know
you
do it's
time
no go ahead
re oh wait you know what I can't I can't
look at it I can't look at it somebody
else tell me somebody tell me okay okay
um it's negative
what it's
negative
oh
oh well there you
go
pH that is that's great that is really
great great
news you know cuz the whole
uh not being ready and kind of financial
aspects all
that wow this is so just the way this
was supposed to
be well then
great it's SC is so
stupid how can I be upset over something
I never
had it's
negative no it's
positive what it's it's not negative
it's
positive are you sure well yeah I lied
before my God now you know how you
really feel about it oh that's a risky
little
game are you really going to to do
this yeah I'm going to have a
baby I'm going to have a
baby I want have a
[Music]
baby with who I still got the
time okay oh good you're here uh thieves
listen uh sit down I got something I
want to say all right
um no it's a Scary World out there
especially for a single mom you know now
always felt that you and I have a
special
bond
so phei bouet will you marry
me oh my God
Joey H yeah I'll marry
you you can't marry him hey lady your
days is over it's my
turn phoi wad why can't you marry me I
can and I
will she's not pregnant it's Rachel
Rachel's the one who's pregnant okay oh
my God hey baby I think he would notice
when you didn't have a baby in 9 months
it's Joey
hello one marriage please yep we want to
get married well there's a service in
progress have a seat all
[Music]
right what are you doing oh that's the
Wedding March does does that freak you
out no only because it's the graduation
song
okay this is it we're going to get
married are you sure you want to do
[Applause]
this
Mrs hello Mr
Rachel okay
[Music]
um
um why we even been together I don't
know
do you do you have do you have any
clothes
on yes really
no but we we didn't
have sex did
we I mean I don't remember much about
last night it was such a
blur oh I remember laughing I laughed a
lot then we didn't have sex
oh oh I mean we were really drunk I was
glad we didn't do anything stupid tell
me about it hey hi thank
[Music]
you what are we going to talk about what
you guys did last night or
what me last night nothing nothing uh
nothing happened last night uhhuh Ross
invited us to all to
watch ra we weren't going to miss our
friends getting married who got
married you
did
what we hello we didn't get married get
married that's ridiculous
wait wait wait wait I remember being in
a chapel they they they would not let us
get married when we were that drunk they
let you get married when you're drunk
most people get married in Vegas are
drunk now I'm drunk right
now I can't have a mimosa with breakfast
I'm on
vacation what are you guys going to do
oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer
well I think I think Ross already has
one
now this one's free right because you
paid for the first two so you get the
third one for
three laugh at up but the joke's on you
because we don't need to get divorced
okay we we're just going to get an
analment an analment Ross I don't think
surgery is the answer
here oh oh that's your
thing what you're saying you're thinging
you know that you're the guy who gets
divorced
that's not my
thing I do not love getting divorced yes
you do this is your third
divorce God you love divorce so much
you're probably going to marry it and
then and then it won't work out so
you're going to have to divorce it
divorcing
guy I'm so
drunk hello hello is Ross there uh no
he's not can I take a message yes this
is Ross Ross's divorce lawyer just tell
him that since I haven't heard from him
I assume he's decided to give the
marriage a try Ross got married again
[Applause]
no all right keep going we are phasing
the accent out phasing it
out so without retesting their results
in the
laboratory the team would never have I
identified the initial
errors in their carbon dating
a were there any questions at this
point yes what's happening to your
accent come again what's what's this
nonsense all right I'm I'm not
English I'm from Long Island
I was really nervous and the accent just
um just came
out I'm
sorry so if we could just get back to
the
lecture um were there any
questions about
paleontology all right look I was just
trying to make a good first impression
obviously I screwed up but what you guys
think of me is really important because
I'm I'm hoping to get a permanent job
here so if you just give me another
chance to make a good
impression Ross are you crazy I am still
your wife what were you just never going
to tell me what the hell is wrong with
you oh I can just kill
you well hello
Rachel um what are you doing what I'm
not you this may be the only wedding I
ever
have and I want it to be amazing okay
okay ooh o maybe I rode in on a Harley
Okay Ross it has to be
realistic and my my veil was lace made
by blind Belgian
nuns blind well not at first but it was
very intricate work and they said even
though they lost their sight it was all
worth it oh I bet you looked beautiful
oh well I I don't know about that but
there were some people that said I
looked like a floating
Angel how did you propose oh yeah that's
a great
story well um actually I I took her to
the Planetarium that's that's where we
had our first date um she walked in and
I had the room filled with uh Lily her
favorite flower that is so sweet I want
to hear the
rest then Fred is stair singing um The
Way You Look Tonight came on the sound
system and the lights came down and I I
got on one knee and written across the
dome in the stars were the words will
you marry
me and the ring was the size of my fifth
[Music]
Joey oh my
God
[Music]
okay so
uh guess we should make it official
huh oh look rage I hey Ross is here hey
look it's my good friend Ross hey Ross
hey
Joey hey you oh look Andy brought
flowers oh thanks Ross I'm really more
of a candy kind of
guy you're weird
today listen I uh I wanted to talk to
you about something yeah actually um I
kind of need to talk to you
too uh Joey can you give us some minute
no what I'm sorry I meant
no okay wait up hi
congratulations I didn't want to say
anything in front of Joey cuz I didn't
know if he knew you what that we had a
baby now let's give him a little
credit although he did eat a piece of
plastic fruit earlier no no that you and
Rachel are
engaged what
oh it's a secret Oh goodie yes oh we
haven't done the secret thing in a long
time Phi there is no secret okay I
didn't propose are you lying is this
like that time you tried to convince us
you were a
doctor I am a
doctor you know what I'm just going to
go and and talk to Rachel myself all
right me too
well should we wake her up no no come on
let her sleep she's so exhausted and so
engaged Dum Dum
Dum oh my God she she thinks we're
engaged why why why would she think
we're engaged perhaps because you gave
gave her an engagement ring you know
Ross doctors are supposed to be
smart I didn't give her that ring you
didn't no so whose ring is it it's
mine is it an engagement ring yes but
you didn't give it to her no but you
were going to propose no huh I might be
losing interest in
this look look my mom gave me that ring
because she wanted me to proposed to
Rachel but all I wanted to do was see if
she maybe kind of wanted to start things
up again oh what beautiful lukewarm
sentiment look I didn't want to rush
into anything and it seemed like she
didn't want to either but I don't I
don't understand how how any of this
happened what did she find the ring in
my jacket assume I was going to propose
throw it on and and just start telling
people no no she said you actually
proposed to her well I didn't I didn't
propose unless
I did
I I haven't slept in 40 hours
and it does sound like something I would
do suppos to fee me tonight see what
happens when you give people
advice I hope you told him not too that
would be
advice okay fine I'll handle
this phoi
y I need to talk to you are you leaving
The
Supremes okay my husband just gave your
boyfriend some very bad advice okay
David's going to propose to you
tonight wow really
really that's
fantastic what what are you
serious you want to marry him what what
about Mike oh okay you want me to marry
Mike all right well let's just gag him
and handcuff him and force him down the
aisle okay I mean I I can just see it
Mike do you take
feeding you know it's every girl's dream
however and whenever you decide to
propose I promise I'll say yes
whether whether you know it's in a
basketball game or in Sky riding or you
know like some lame guy in a Cheesy
movie who hides it in the
cake it's in the cake isn't
it where else would lame Mr no bballs
hide it what's the matter with me why do
I keep ruining this I'm sorry I'm sorry
it's my fault I keep trying to propose
in these stupid ways and all I want to
do is tell you that I love you and that
I want to spend the rest of my life with
you
and I'm going to do this now oh my
God Phoebe wait oh
wait oh no
right uh-huh
okay
phoe I love
you there's no one else in the world I
would ask to marry me three
times but I want to take care of you
have babies with
you and Grow Old With
You pH Buffet will you marry
me yes
I love you I love you more not
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possible she's going to be Mrs no balls
leaving this morning and I found this no
I don't know if you want to use it but
oh this is so sweet of you oh but you
know what I won't be needing a veil I
actually won't be wearing a dress at all
I told you I am not coming to a naked
wedding no no no we're just we're not
having a big reception we took the money
we were going to spend on a wedding and
we donated it to a children's charity
that's
crazy I'm sorry I just I can't imagine
giving up my one wedding day like that
yeah well we're different you know I
don't care about having a huge party
this is really nice for you but oh
please put this on and H I just look
like well
radiant all right but who cares you know
I don't need a pretty Veil and a fancy
dress that's right you're making a
commitment and you know that's the same
whether you do it at the plaza or where
are you going to do it City Hall
oh oh that sounds
nice now I was just there for jury duty
they really sprued that place
up okay no it's okay it's it's okay it's
okay I've made my decision what I really
want is a great big wedding
yay but you already gave all the money
to charity well I'll just ask for it
back I don't think you can do that why
not this is her wedding day that's way
more important than some stupid
kids that's sweet honey but save
something for the adoption lady oh hey
Joey thanks listen um I need to ask you
something okay you know how my stepdad's
in
prison yeah well um listen he was
supposed to get a weekend Furlow so he
could come to the wedding tomorrow but
he just called and um well apparently
stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard
just couldn't wait till
Monday so he can't come no And so
there's no one to walk me down the aisle
and um well I would just really love it
if you would do
it seriously yeah you you know have been
like a dad to
me I mean you've always you know looked
out for me and shared your
wisdom I am pretty
wisdomous so what do you say are you
kidding
Phoebe I would be
honored oh thank
you I
hope I hope you know how much you mean
to me
listen I
hope hope that you
know I don't want you to see your father
cry go to your
room oh it's my wedding planner she's
driving me
crazy
hello hey okay stop
screaming okay so hell
it all right so salmon either way I
don't I don't it doesn't matter to me
well it matters to me
I don't care so you pick did you just
hang up on
me all right look I need you at the
rehearsal dinner tonight at 18800 hours
uh-huh okay what time is
that you don't know military time well I
must have been in missile training the
day they taught
that just subtract 12 okay so 18800 - 12
is
1,788 6:00 okay oh hold on yep Geller
here no I said it has to be there by
4:00
goodbye God how hard is it to make an
ice sculpture ice sculpture that sounds
really fancy I told you I just want a
simple wedding please honey leave the
details to me now I want to make this
day as special for you as I can now okay
I was thinking that the harpus should
wear white well harpus my friend
margerie is playing the steel drums oh
she backed out she did why I made her
steel drums don't really say elegant
wedding nor does marjorie's overwhelming
scent hey she will shower when Tibet is
free how's it going good I'm just
getting some coffee so I'm alert for the
wedding that's what I was doing
too well uh you have fun tonight you too
oh I
will me too
wait a minute I know why I'm being such
an ass why are
you I'm not supposed to tell you I'm not
supposed to tell you you told us both we
could be in the
wedding what in my defense you weren't
supposed to tell each
other Rachel only one of us can do it
you have to choose you and me together
again ra ra knock knock who's there I'll
tell you the wedding and Mike are
perfect for each other and I know I
speak for everyone here when I wish them
a lifetime of happiness who has the
Rings
okay when I was growing up I didn't have
a normal mom and dad or a regular family
like everybody else and and I always
knew that something was missing
but now I'm standing here today knowing
that I have everything I'm ever going to
need you are my
family Phoebe you are so beautiful
you're so kind you're so
generous you're so wonderfully weird
every day with you is an
adventure and I can't believe how lucky
I
am and I can't wait to share my life
with you
forever oh wait oh I forgot and um I
love
you and you have nice
eyes I love you
too uh Joey yeah Cha's heart rate has
slowed way down
okay uh uh Phoebe do you take this man
to be your husband I
do Mike do you take this woman to be
your wife I
do I Now pronounce
you husband and wife
I got
married could someone get me a code I'm
freaking freezing
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