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CHECK IT OUT.
OH, MY GOD! WHAT-WHAT IS...
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
IT'S-IT'S A CAT.
THAT IS NOT A CAT.
YES, IT IS.
WHY IS IT INSIDE OUT?
EXCUSE ME
EXCUSE ME
BUT THIS IS A PUREBRED,
SHOW-QUALITY SPHINX CAT.
HOW MUCH DID YOU
PAY FOR THAT?
IT WAS EXTRAVAGANT,
BUT I GOT A PRETTY GOOD DEAL.
YEAH? HOW MUCH?
A THOUSAND BUCKS.
ON A CAT?!
IT'S NOT A CAT.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, BALL BOYS
MY GRANDMOTHER HAD ONE OF THESE
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL
AND IT WAS THE SWEETEST THING.
I MEAN, IT WAS SO CUTE.
IT WOULD SIT IN MY LAP
AND JUST PURR ALL DAY LONG
AND I WOULD DRAG A SHOESTRING
ON THE GROUND
AND IT WOULD CHASE IT.
FREE CATS DO THAT,
TOO, YOU KNOW.
IT'S NOT A CAT!
LOOK, YOU GUYS, I'M REALLY
EXCITED ABOUT THIS, OKAY?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
I'M GOING TO GO SET UP A
LITTER BOX FOR MRS. WHISKERSON.
WELL, WHAT AM I GOING
TO CALL HER-- FLUFFY?
RACH?
YEAH?
YOU HAVE SCRATCHES ALL OVER.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, IT'S MY CAT.
WHAT?
OH, YEAH. I GOT A CAT.
I DON'T WANT A CAT.
OH, DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT A CAT.
YEAH.
YOU GUYS
THIS CAT IS NOTHING LIKE
MY GRANDMOTHER'S CAT.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT SWEET;
IT'S NOT CUTE.
I EVEN DRAGGED THAT
LITTLE STRING ON THE GROUND
AND IT J-JUST FLIPPED OUT AND
SCRATCHED THE HELL OUT OF ME...
AND I SWEAR--
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY--
BUT EVERY TIME
THIS CAT HISSES AT ME
I KNOW IT'S SAYING:
( whispering ):
"RACHEL."
DOESN'T SOUND AS CRAZY
AS PAYING $1,000 FOR A CAT.
WHA...! YOU PAID
$1,000 FOR A CAT
WHEN YOU OWE ME $300?
WELL, I... I WAS GOING TO LET
YOU PLAY WITH IT.
OH, MY...
OH, GOOD GOD.
I GIVE UP, YOU GUYS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH THIS THING.
BAKING IT DIDN'T HELP, HUH?
SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE IT BACK
TO WHERE YOU GOT IT?
I TRIED.
THEY WON'T TAKE HER BACK.
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S
A MINION OF THE ANTI-CHRIST.
RACH...
WHY WON'T THEY
TAKE IT BACK?
WELL, THEY SAID THEY WOULD
BUT THEY WOULD ONLY GIVE ME
STORE CREDIT
AND, I MEAN,
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
GET A THOUSAND REGULAR CATS?
YOU CAN KEEP IT
AT OUR PLACE
UNTIL YOU FIND OUT
WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
NO, MON, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
I AM OUT $1,000;
I AM ALL SCRATCHED UP
AND I'M STUCK WITH THIS STUPID
CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE A HAND.
( sneezes)
OH, MY GOD.
THE CAT'S MADE
MY EYES WATER.
DON'T-DON'T
THROW IT TO ME!
MY VISION'S
BEEN COMPROMISED!
OH, GOD. OKAY, OKAY...
IT'S OKAY.
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE.
YEAH. YOU ALMOST OVERREACTED
TO SOMETHING.
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR BABY?
NO, THAT'S NOT A BABY.
THAT'S A CAT.
EWW, IT'S CREEPY LOOKING.
OH, NO.
ACTUALLY, IT'S VERY SWEET.
IT'S VERY SWEET. LOOK.
( vicious hissing)
YEAH. DO YOU WANT IT?
( chuckling)
NO. I HATE CATS.
WELL, SO, THEN WHAT ARE
YOU DOING TO ME? OKAY?
JUST GET OUT OF HERE,
ALL RIGHT? MOVE ON.
SHEESH.
WOW, WHAT AN UNUSUAL CAT.
YES. THANK YOU. EXACTLY.
YOU WANT IT?
MAYBE.
I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING A CAT.
I WAS JUST GOING TO GO
TO THE SHELTER, BUT...
OKAY, WHY NOT?
OH, TERRIFIC.
THAT'LL BE $2,000.
WHAT?
OKAY, $1,000.
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME
TO ADOPT YOUR CAT.
WELL, I DO
BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE
TO ACTUALLY LOOK AT THIS
AS MORE OF AN INVESTMENT
THAN A CAT.
OKAY, YEAH.
I JUST WANTED A CAT.
YEAH. OKAY, OKAY...
( stammering)
OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW
HOW TO HAGGLE
SO I'M NOT GOING TO TRY
AND TAKE YOU ON, OKAY?
SO $800 AND I DON'T CALL
THE COPS, WHICH I SHOULD
BECAUSE YOU ARE
ROBBING ME BLIND! BLIND!
JUST TAKE THE CAT, LEAVE
THE MONEY AND RUN AWAY.
JUST RUN AWAY.
DAMN IT!
CAN'T YOU AT LEAST SMILE
OR SOMETHING?
( vicious hissing)
OKAY, DID ANYBODY
JUST HEAR THAT?
ANYBODY?
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