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(slow, soft music)
- Oh!
- Leaving so soon?
Sit down, have a drink, stay a while.
- Okay, all right,
but just one drink.
- One drink, one drink.
Whiskey still get you frisky?
- Okay.
- I remember.
- Don't do this.
- Can I get a whiskey, please, and a beer?
So, I noticed you deleted
me off all social media.
- That's not true.
We're still friends on LinkedIn,
so check those connections, um hmm.
- I mean, that's a shame, cause,
I been killin' it on Twitter lately,
and you missin' it.
- Oh, no, I don't think
tweeting at midnight
12 times in a row is killing it, Steven.
- Ah, so you been keeping
tabs on your boy, huh?
- Oh, eh, no, don't flatter yourself.
- You know you don't gotta be
so hard around me, right?
- No, trust me, yes I do.
- What happened to the soft, cuddly cutie
that used to come sleep
with me in my nook?
- She's still one click away on LinkedIn.
Second degree connection.
- Oh my god, I'm not even
gonna get on LinkedIn.
- Check your notifications.
Can I have another one, please?
Thank you.
- Cool leaf.
- Oh, thanks.
- You know its pretty badass you'd
wander out here all by yourself.
- Yeah, none of us are
brave enough for that.
- Well, yeah.
Yeah I guess it's kind of cool.
- You're kind of like, what was her name?
The woman who hiked all the way up
the Pacific crest Trail by herself?
- Cheryl Strayed.
- Yeah, Cheryl Strayed.
- She was fearless, like you.
- Cheryl Strayed.
- So you want to keep drinking,
or you want to bounce?
- Um, Steven.
I used to be so unafraid of love
before I met you.
- And I've apologized.
- Yeah, I know, and I've forgiven you.
But it's not really about apologies.
I'll never get that
romantic ignorance back.
- I was scared, I mean, you know.
- Yeah, I know that, but
that doesn't excuse anything.
You know, I was there with you.
I was willing to go through it with you.
But, you just left.
And I was so clueless,
and I felt like I was the one who had done
something wrong, even
though it was really you
who was afraid of your own emotions.
- Yeah, but, I mean that was the past.
I'm better now.
- Well, I'm not.
You were my best friend,
and I was so in love with you, you know.
It was crazy, stupid, dumb love,
the kind of stuff that
people can only dream about.
And, you just bailed on me.
And that sucks.
- Wait, wait, wait, are you leaving?
- Yeah, I don't want
to sit here and pretend
that we can talk about
Twitter and our careers
because we can't anymore.
I think I just want to go hang out
with my girlfriends who I know will not
leave me in case times get rough.
So.
Bye, Steven.
Oh, and by the way.
You've had some pretty good tweets.
- Can I get another beer, man?
Thanks.
(phone vibrating)
- Listen up, Sally Mae, if
you call me one more time
then I'm gonna call the police.
- It's Jake.
- Oh. Hello.
- Kate said you were staying
a little out of the way
so I thought I'd call
and see if you wanted
to grab a drink.
- Actually, no.
- Really?
- Yeah, sorry just Jake.
I have plans.
- Whatever.
Brittany, Kate said you were
trying to stay a little out of the way, so
I thought I 'd call and see if you wanted
to grab a drink.
No, it's cool.
Yes, yes, bring her, it's,
Hello?
(snappy music)
- You have to tell me a secret.
- Whatever.
I have a crush on a
girl and I'm pretty sure
I'm going on a date tonight.
- That's terrifying.
- I'm scared I'm gonna be destroyed
by him leaving me.
(roar)
- Is this Steven?
Oh my god, are you still texting him?
- I think that maybe we should--
- Take a breather, take a breather.
- What the hell has gotten into you guys?
- Thought I'd call and see
if you wanted to grab a drink?
- Actually, I have plans.
- So it sounds like you
guys had a good time.
(roar)
- Oh, hell no.
- I'm Will Smith and you're Carlton.
- I will stop you right there.
You are just like Carlton
in all ways and aspects.
No offense and you know I love you,
God love you.
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