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(SINGING) Kevin the
Cashier, Played by Adam.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) I'm in
love with Mary Jane.
She's my main thing.
She's--
I have a question.
Yeah, what's up?
Do you have a
refillable cartridge
you can get for vape pens?
We have this thing here.
This one, so the
cartridges go in here.
And then there's actually-- if
you put your mouth on the side
here, and then there's a
button here on the bottom.
Interesting.
No, I messed up.
This is the scanner
for the register.
OK.
I'm new.
I thought it was some sort
of marijuana paraphernalia.
OK, interesting.
This might be more--
no, that's a stapler.
Do you have some gummies?
Yeah.
It's not for a child, is it?
No.
Oh, because they
have a child guard.
I'd have to show you
how to get around it.
Do you guys have the mints?
Yeah, here.
Um--
Want to try one of those?
There you go.
Yeah, you can try one here.
These don't have
any stuff in it?
These are just Altoids.
They're good mints though.
Thanks.
Yep, sure.
[INAUDIBLE]
Perfect.
Sure.
My lucky day.
Yeah.
It was a green-- it was
a green-- beautiful.
It was green.
I might as well
just take it all.
Do you want them all?
No, that's all right.
Like this?
So I'm trying to get some of
the pot smell out of here.
I was looking for something
to like relieve stress.
We have these up here.
We also have one
called Pot Sajak.
We have one called
Reefer Sutherland.
We have Stink Floyd.
We have Harry Cronic Jr.
How is the electric lemonade?
Will that work?
It's not a celebrity pun,
but that one's pretty good.
On a scale of like Seth
Rogen to Snoop Dogg,
it's about like a Miley Cyrus.
What's the closest thing to
Snoop Dogg that's not $50?
There's Jon Bong Jovi.
There's Helen-- Helen Blunt.
Let me do that.
And then there's Keith Herban.
But it's H-E-R-B.
I thought you were kidding.
I can't believe this guy smokes
pot with the Bluetooth thing.
You wouldn't think
they'd look like that.
It'll be $84.32.
This is $55.38?
Yeah, it's before
tax so $55 and $15.
Got it.
The government's got
to take their cut.
Thanks, Obama.
It'll be $20.
You want to see
something cool with this?
I really am kind of in a rush.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to be rude.
I'm sorry.
I'm just-- I have
to catch my flight.
All right, I'm going to
staple this real fast,
because you're in a rush.
That's OK.
We legally, we really
have to staple it.
But we don't have to
staple it this fast, but--
Thank you.
Yep, sure.
It'll be $14 out of $20.
You want to see something
cool with these?
What?
Do you want to see
something cool with the $20?
Yes.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I don't know.
I don't remember
any money tricks.
Hold on a second.
And then your change is $6.
Thank you.
What's happening?
There you go.
Thank you.
Yep.
Thank you.
Do you guys ever watch
The Ellen DeGeneres Show?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't actually work here.
There's a hidden
camera behind you.
Yeah.
So you guys are on The Ellen
DeGeneres Show right now.
No, we're not.
Yes, you are.
No, we're not.
Yeah, you are.
Do you want to wave to Ellen?
[INAUDIBLE]
That's not real.
That's real, yeah.
She's nodding.
I don't think it's real.
I don't either.
It's not.
No, it's not real.
It's not real.
You should've seen
your face though.
I'm just like--
Did you think it was
real for a second?
Horrendous.
You were nodding.
I was like, maybe.
No, uh-uh, we wouldn't
shoot anything here.
No.
All right.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
See you.
Have a good day.
But wait, why would I say we
wouldn't shoot anything here
if I didn't work for the show?
What?
So if I worked here, I wouldn't
say we referring to this place.
I would say they The
Ellen DeGeneres Show
wouldn't shoot something here.
But the way I said it was, we
wouldn't shoot anything here,
which would mean that
I do work for the show.
That's true.
Very true.
I still don't buy it.
So you don't think it's for
The Ellen DeGeneres Show?
No.
All right, see you.
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