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- The fact that he's so gorgeous
and also a huge nerd.
(laughing)
- We met--
- We met--
- Online.
- We had gym in high school.
- I--
- I don't remember.
- It's been a long time.
- We went bowling at a
ghetto bowling alley.
- [Couple] Strawberry Lane.
- We met at a coffee shop
and we were the only
people at the coffee shop.
So it was just like us and the barista
on our first date together.
Which was cute.
- She read my tarot.
You read my tarot.
- I did?
- Yeah.
- It was actually really scary
'cause we've only had this long
distance phone relationship
but in person what if it's super weird?
- First of all, she gets out of the car
and I'm going like yes!
Totally scored on this one.
- I came up on my motorcycle
and I had a lollipop.
And I said, "Hey little
girl, wanna go for a ride?"
- Well--
- She got on the motorcycle.
(chuckling)
- She came up for my birthday
and I told her I was like,
"Hey right when I see
you I'm gonna kiss you.
"There's gonna be no words."
And so she started walking
out of the terminal
and I jumped out of the car
and just planted it on her.
- We weren't really allowed
to see each other at the time.
He was a missionary.
And so we planned this secret
date, I guess you could say.
- His companions.
- My companion 'cause
you always have to have
a companion with you.
- He was like a third wheel.
- He was a third wheel.
- We went and saw a movie.
And I think, did you
leave part way through
and go sit in your car or something?
- I had a stomachache.
I had to excuse myself for a while.
(laughing)
- We went to grab dinner at
Red Robin near her house.
And then I got super
awkward and got really drunk
and I was, "Okay you have to go."
- Yeah she kicked me out of the car.
She was like, "Alright, bye."
- When I got in the car at the airport
I was like, thank God this isn't weird.
I mean there was just a connection.
It was like instant connection.
- We sat down and talked
about anime for two hours
- We sat down and talked
about anime for two hours
and I felt like that
was our real connection.
We kissed that night.
- She kissed me first.
So I just wanna put that out there.
(tongue clicking)
- This is so bad that the
whole world's gonna know this.
(laughing)
- You did kiss me first!
You'd like pushed up on me and then I--
- He didn't ask that.
- Oh, okay.
- Met at a golf course.
- Danced, drank, we're crazy.
- And we had gone out to a table
where the waitress had seated us.
- So apparently my roommate at the time
had more than a friendship feeling for me
and I had no idea.
- And none of the tables are positioned
to the point that we want to see the view.
- All of a sudden I got
clocked out of nowhere.
Just right here.
- Start moving stuff around.
This is good, nope, nope, this is good.
- Some scrawny little sweet
gay boy right over here
pulling me down the stairs
trying to avoid the fight.
- That was kind of monumental
and Jeff was willing to work with me
on finding the right spot to sit at.
- I called her and said
"Hey you just got me
"kicked out of my apartment.
"Can I come stay with you for the night?"
And so we never really got a first date.
I mean, we went to Denny's.
- I got Moons Over My Hammy.
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