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- (sighs) Never mind.
- There are six trig ratios
for any right triangle. Sure.
- Are you studying?
- Yeah, I gotta cram for tonight.
- What's tonight?
- Oh, I'm studying for an
exam I'll probably have
in a stress dream.
- Ah, yeah.
I have those every now and then.
- Yeah. I've been out
of college for years,
but they are my most frequent dream.
So I decided to be prepared, you know?
It's time old Zack learned
a thing or two about, uh,
trigonometry.
(bell rings)
- Class if you'll take your seats.
(fuzzy noises)
- Yes.
(ominous music)
- Aw, fuck.
- So France used to be called Gaul, sure.
- How's it going?
- Uh, you know, I got it wrong.
It wasn't math it was history,
so I'm brushin' up on that.
- Yeah, I don't think you're
gonna be able to guess
what your dream is about.
- I can try.
It's probably just a subject I did bad in.
Oh, Napoleon was French.
(bell rings)
- Alright students this is
your European history final.
I hope you've been studying.
This is worth five million
percent of your grade.
Did you turn the oven off?
- What?
(ominous music)
- God damn it!
So these are bones.
- Zack, you don't look so hot.
- On the outside?
'Cause on the inside my brain's hot.
- You mean like a fever?
- Probably. I don't know.
(bell rings)
(fuzzy noises)
(ominous music)
- Fu-
Good.
(bell rings)
(ominous music)
Shit.
Got it.
(ominous music)
Why?
God damn it!
(whistle blows)
Come on!
Tridangle!
Circular square!
Crube!
- Zack!
- Shut up, Katie!
I have studied everything!
There is nothing left, I
am at the end of the road!
I KNOW EVERYTHING!
(bell rings)
- (nasal scanning noise)
Wow, that's correct!
It is a tridangle!
Zack, you got 100 %!
(cheering)
(triumphant music)
(wolf howls)
- Oh, my teeth!
Ahh!
(evil laughter)
- Hi, it's Zack from College
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