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Handball direct kick.
Dad, I'm impressed. You've become a much
better referee.
Thanks, Danny. After what you said to
me, I watched hours and hours of soccer.
I almost saw a goal, but there were so
many ads for Spanish cell phones.
Do it, sweetie. Save our troubled
marriage.
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Well, I'm 23.
That's crazy. Your daughter just tripped
on her own clumsy feet. Come on, Lisa.
Admit it.
Um, I'm a spectator addressing a player.
Answer me.
I said fall on 23.
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You are so blind even Jesus couldn't
heal you.
Helen, please don't drop the Jbomb.
Well, I'm throwing you both out of the
game.
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Ow, she tripped me. Ow.
Foul on the other girl. Lisa gets a
penalty kick and every other kid has to
pay her a dollar.
That is an outrage. Your daughter's been
flopping all day.
She has not. Your daughter's a dirty
player,
sir. I have sired a dum dum, a mush
head, a whitet, a dog boy, and something
with a human face and fish body. What we
called Kevin, but my youngans is not
dirty players.
I don't need a soccer lecture from a
hillbilly.
That's hell William to you, sir.
How about a lecture from me, Ronaldo?
Ronaldo, winner of two World Cups and
three FIFA Player of the Year awards.
Yes, I am what you said. Now I travel
the world exposing floppers and your
daughter is a flopper. Now Ronaldo away.
You heard Heraldo. What's it going to
be?
Yellow card.
You can't give me a yellow card. You're
my father.
When I put on these shorts, I'm not your
father anymore. And judging by how tight
they are, I'm never going to be anyone
else's either.
This is what I think of your yellow
card.
Unsportsmanlike conduct. That's a red
card. You're out of the game. But
but Oh,
another family broken up by Ronaldo.
Yes.
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