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RWBY Chibi!
*Stereotypical Film Noir music plays*
Neptune [Narration]: It was a dark and lonely night, just like every night before, but that's the life I've chosen.
The life... of a Junior Detective.
And then "she", walked into my office. I knew the dame was trouble, the moment I laid eyes on her.
Cinder: Uh, excuse me?
Neptune: How can I help you, dollface?
Cinder: I'm trying to find someone. Word on the street is, you're the one to see.
Neptune [Narration]: I could tell she was already falling for me. Falling hard.
Cinder: Wait, what?
Neptune: Uh, nothing! Care for a drink?
[Narration] I was hoping she wouldn't notice the glass was dirty.
Cinder: Uhh, no thanks.
Neptune [Narration]: She noticed.
Cinder: I'm looking for the Fall Maiden.
She's... uh... my sister!
Neptune [Narrating]: Clearly, she was lying. But, she was such a HAWT TAMALE! I just couldn't tell her no...
Cinder: Can we move this along?
Neptune: First is a little matter of my fee.
Cinder: Money is no object.
Neptune [Narrating]: That was my favorite tune. But, what she didn't know is, sometimes, I prefer to be paid in smooches.
*Smoochy noises*
Cinder: BACK OFF BUSTER!
Neptune [Narrating]: The case was falling apart faster than a piñata at a mean kid's birthday party.
Lucky for me, I was the only game in town. Or was I?
Neptune: HEY! This is my case! Get out of here you animal!
Cinder: Well, you couldn't be any worse than this guy. You're hired!
Neptune [Narrating]: She was gone from my life. It felt like she had ripped my heart out, taking it with her.
But I'm a big boy! And I figure there's no use crying over spilled milk.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sun: Forget it dude. It's Chibi Town.
Port: HAHA!
Are you weak and whiny? Too soft to face the great outdoors?
Do people often confuse you for a newborn kitten?
Well, you're in luck! Because I'm here to help you!
Today we're going to build a fort! Using a tree, a hammer, and your bare teeth!
I'm just kidding! We don't need a hammer!
All we need is determination, sheer willpower, and manliness!
It won't be easy, but if you can stick with me-!
I- I mean, sure! That's one way to do it!
But her butt's gonna be cold!
Taiyang: Hey guys! This is Tai's tech vlog!
I heard these vlog thingies were all the rage so, I figured,
how hard can it be to- OOHF
So... I dropped my camera and yeah, now it's broken... after five seconds...
BUT! Uh, that's okay because I have a backup!
Check this out!
Zwei: Woof! *Panting*
That's right! Zwei Cam! Who's a good cameraman? You are!
Zwei: Bark! Bark bark!
NO, ZWEI! COME BACK! SIT! STAY! STAY!
Okay, one last camera, but it's not just any camera!
Drone cam! That's right! How cool is this?! Check out this bird's eye view of- uh oh.
Qrow: D'oh!
Taiyang: Please like, comment, and subscribe!
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