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[Music]
I can't wait to enroll here people are
finally going to take me seriously don't
they have College on your planet yeah
but if you're not Asian it's impossible
to get in hey
Ethan God Ethan is so hot and he
completely ignores me it makes him so
much hotter what are you talking about
he totally ignored me and I don't think
he's hot at ah now I see it now I'm
seeing
it hey Ethan don't you you love
literature it's so uninhibited like me
after a couple
beers good afternoon everyone I'm
Professor
Guggenheim wait is there another G or is
it I'm Professor Baxter and you'll be
respecting me this semester what are you
doing I went to talk to the dean One Lie
led to another and he asked me to teach
this class you can't teach quiet plays
you may have thought this class was
about literature you were wrong this
class is about life electric word life
it means forever and that's a mighty
long time but I'm here to tell you
there's something else my office hours
they're Tuesday from 1:00 to
3 must plunge into the pool of life but
ask yourself will you jack knife or
Cannonball wow he's can just I'm going
to wait 30 minutes did you see that
Haley they respect me Roger your lecture
today was just a bunch of idealistic
nonsense oh really you just earned
yourself a week of detention there's no
detention in college oh right well then
I'm taking away 50 points from
Gryffindor oh sorry I'm I'm interrupting
no just a lively exchange of ideas I I
just wanted to tell you how inspiring
you are Professor it's like I've been
asleep my whole life and now I'm finally
awake oh I'm awake too totally awake
it's like I'm on crank I'm so awake
exactly H you want to get some coffee
and talk about Professor Baxter's ideas
sounds great later professor
I pretend to teach them but it's really
they who pretend to teach
me it's a simple lesson to be learned
from whatever book I'm teaching you
about and it's this follow your heart
and get rid of anything that stands in
the way of your
dreams all right assignment people buy
Moby Dick and tear it up by Monday I
know some of you aren't ring up your
homework like I ask don't complain to me
when you can't rip up your midterm Roger
how'd you come up with that lecture I
just stitched together a little Mr
Holland a little Dead Poets and the rest
is just lies well keep up that follow
your heart crap I think Ethan's really
loosening up Professor I was wondering
if you'd like to come to dinner at my
home Haley you should join us
too Haley just so we're clear you're
only coming because you got caught in
the gravity of my invite I was so
invited that it invited everything
around it
Professor Haley shrimp GRE air
puff oh Ethan you should be a professor
of food thanks I've always wanted to
cook but my father never supported me
but now you've inspired me that's why I
became a professor Ethan to inspire
people Inspire them to respect me oh and
you know how you told us to make a
change for the better well took your
advice and stabbed my father 38
times Daddy
Daddy not eating isn't going to bring
him back
moonl becomes you I'm thrilled at the
S and I could get so
romantic toight
Roger tell him we want to get the hell
out of here uh Ethan it's been a lovely
evening but I have a faculty meeting in
the morning no you can't leave we need
to seize the day like you said and if we
don't then life isn't worth living for
any of us I'll go get
Pictionary let's just make a run for
it oh finally my ear popped
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