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people are doing it in front of my book
I'm sorry my doctoral dissertation is in
the library at school I went to see it
and there were students making babies
right in the middle of the paleontology
section oh my god did you get to see
anything good let me ask you something
at your school was there like a place on
campus where where students went to fool
around yeah there was the corner of the
library where all these dusty books were
that nobody ever written yes there was
great because people kept showing up I
think it's like a thing hold on a second
fifth floor against that back wall
excuse me hi I'm a professor here do you
know the paleontology section fifth
floor stack 437 well yes it just give me
five minutes I just have to find someone
to cover my shift
can I speak to someone in charge please
but how can I help you hi I was
wondering is it possible to increase
security in the paleontology section see
I wrote a book that's up there and
instead of reading it people are well
they're roaming around in front of it we
are aware of the problem you're
referring to but as far as increasing
security I'm afraid the library is very
understaffed I I can't help you well
fine fine if if I'm the only person with
any appreciation of the sanctity of the
written word then I'll go up there and
defend it myself
don't you follow me yes yes how can I
help you you're just looking around Oh
Oh your your fellow scholars what
exactly were you looking for hmm perhaps
uh perhaps dr. Chester stocks musings on
the smile attend californica s--
I'm meeting someone or are you just here
to brush up on Merriam's views on
evolution actually I find Merriam's
views far too progressionist I find
Merriam's views far too progressionist
I'm sorry who are you I'm a professor
here Ross Geller
Ross Geller why do I know that name it's
a wait did you write this yes you're the
person who checked out my book you know
you look nothing like I would have
thought dear you're so young
well I I skipped fourth grade
but I'm very very sorry
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don't sweat it I got this section
covered yeah if I got this little baby
to shine in people's eyes okay see you
later
I just want to show Monica your book
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