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Hey, I am Hilah, and I am cookin'.
Today I had a really rough day at work even
though you think all I do is sit around and
talk to the Internet all day.
That's not true!
I am tired, and I am having a beer, and I
am making buttermilk biscuits.
All right, I am going to show you how it's
done.
I am just using the Joy of Cooking recipe,
and I have got flour, baking soda, baking
salt, why I do keep doing that, baking powder,
and salt in my little sifter that my momma
gave me.
I have this in my life since I was a wee baby.
That's why it's all rusty and prairie dog
looking.
So I am gonna sift that together.
C'mon lumps, and then it says to add four
to six tablespoons of butter.
I am going to use six because I like dying.
I am going to show you a little trick so the
thing about biscuits is that you're supposed
to like cut the butter into the flour so that
you end up with tiny little pieces of butter
coated in flour and that's what makes them
light and fluffy like you don't want to melt
the butter.
So I have this butter frozen, and I am gonna
use my cheese grater and I am gonna just grate
into my flour, and then I end up with little
pieces already.
All right, so whatever, I guess this is about
five tablespoons, but I am tired of grating
butter.
I am stopping because more than enjoying dying
I enjoy cutting corners, so there we go, five
tablespoons of butter.
Now I am going to use my fork and just kind
of toss it around to get my little butter
shreds coated in flour.
All right, so whoa!
I am getting crazy up in here with some buttermilk
biscuits.
All right, so I got my butter chunks, my butter
fragments evenly coated.
Now I am going to get my little paws in there
and sort of break it up a little more.
I don't want to melt the butter and my hands
are hot baby, so I am just going to use my
fingertips and try not to mess with it too
much.
All right, so I got my business happening.
I got some little chunks of butter about the
size of peas.
I am gonna make a little dip in the middle
of my pile of flour and I am gonna put my
buttermilk in all at once, one thing or nothing.
Wait, I mean all or nothing, it's what I meant
to say, okay.
Here we go.
All right, now I am just going to mix it with
a big spoon efficiently, and not too much,
just enough to just get sort of all the flour
moist with the buttermilk, and sort of starting
to come together into a ball, and that's it.
Now is where things start to get messy.
Just get your little hands in there, sort
of get it formed into a ball, and then I am
gonna throw it out on my board which I am
gonna flour first and roll it out cuttin'
some biscuits.
Set that aside, and the reason you don't want
to screw with it too much or get it real hot
is because you don't want gluten to form and
gluten is a protein that's in the wheat that
forms long strands which is what makes bread
chewy and delicious but is the enemy of light
and flaky biscuits and pie crust.
Every last little bit of butter.
All right, that looks pretty good.
And just delicately, delicately
roll it out to about half an inch or so.
Probably should have a ruler.
That looks good.
All right, now I have a little biscuit cutter
and I am gonna start cutting out some biscuits.
This is about two inches.
You can do bigger or smaller, whatevs, let's
keep it easy guys.
All right, and when you cut your biscuits,
you don't want to push and turn.
You just want to push and give it a little
shimmy because when you turn it, all those
little delicious flaky layers that you just
created with your butter and all that stuff
get sort of twisted on the edges and it might
not rise as much, so just straight down, shake
it to loosen it, and then we're going to put
this on an ungreased cookie sheet.
I am gonna make one last little funky shape,
not quite big enough, all right, and with
the scraps you can re-roll them, but just
keep in mind those biscuits are not going
to be as light and fluffy as the originals
because that gluten will start to form and
they get a little tough, but that's okay because
you have some people coming over that you
don't really like very much and give them
those funky ass biscuits.
I am not even gonna roll it.
I am just gonna mash it.
It's how I do it with those people I don't
like very much coming over eatin' my biscuits.
All right, if I haven't said it already, I
am gonna pop these babies in a 450 degree
oven for 12-15 minutes, oh snap!
All right, my biscuits are done.
Damn!
Those look goods.
But I don't know what to do with all these
biscuits!
Biscuits are not supper!
FREAKZONE: Freakzone!
Cut, cut.
I am sorry.
I was drinking a little bit too much during
that episode and sometimes when I drink my
little buddy Freakzone shows up but somehow
he always knows right when I am about to throw
up.
It's amazing.
He's uncanny.
Anyway, Freakzone showed up.
He gets a little out of control.
He is an alcoholic and he's hard to handle
and he's just like pure sexual energy and
so what happened after this, we shot it.
We filmed it.
I can't really show it on the regular Internet
because it's just, it's really too weird,
so if you want to see it, I am gonna tell
you how you can see it.
Go the website.
There's this little area where you can sign
up for the newsletter.
Sign up for the newsletter.
This is only for top secret people know how
to do this, so you sign up for the newsletter,
we send you top secret information on how
to login to th secret hidden area, a secret
garden if you will, on the website where you
can see the episode and meet Freakzone for
yourself and get sexy with me and Freakzone!
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