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Hey Ya'll!
I was at the Return Counter
at one of the stores recently and...
well,
take a look.
Howdy, I'd like to return this if I could.
Uh huh.
Is it broke?
Nope.
Then what's wrong with it?
Nothing.
Then why are you bringing it back?
Because I don't need it.
Because you don't need it?
Nope.
Then why did you buy it?
Because I thought I needed it.
You thought you needed it.
Yeah.
I tell you what.
Some of you people.
Just give it here.
Thought you needed it.
OK, I guess you don't need it now.
I'm supposed to just take it back,
put it back on the shelf,
supposed to re-sell it, huh?
Uh...
Yeah?
I tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to turn this place into a rental store.
People like you can just come on in here,
get whatever you want,
keep it for up to 90 days,
then bring it on back in here
and I'll keep your money.
How's that sound?
That's what I thought.
I know what you're doing.
You took this item home for 89 days,
then you're going to bring it back here,
then you're going to go to that store across the street,
get you another one
then you're going to go to a 3rd store and a 4th store,
and pretty soon you're going to come back around here
for another one, right?
So you never have to buy one for your very own,
Right?
Like my grandaddy always said,
Am I right?
Or Amarillo?
He was wrong about one thing, though.
That was my 3rd store.
In my newest video
I'm talking about my diet.
Please click the link
and I will share my experience with you.
And as always,
(Kissing Sounds)
And as always
(Kissing sound)
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