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oh the best hey there folks my name is
Johnny I will be your server today now
have you all dined with us before oh
yeah we don't need no I haven't oh we've
got a newbie alright so let me give you
the rundown because things work a little
bit differently here at golden burrito
first off if you would like some service
use the appropriately colored flag green
is when you're ready to go order blue
has to do with beverages like when you
need a refill and white is when you're
ready for the check sounds great now let
me tell you a little bit about our
signature dishes Scoobies are what we
call hard shell tacos comfy Scoobies are
soft shell tacos and bedtime Scoobies
are quesadillas all right well now all
of our drinks are named after their
inventors coke is John stiff Pemberton
soup sweet tea is Marian Cobell Tyree
sauce and so on
so can I get you guys anything to drink
yeah I'd like just a water
oh oh it's sorry yeah I'd like a Earths
well okay great perfect would you like
fries each unk's with that ice yes I'm
gonna need you to say I'd like an earth
sweat with freezy chunks please yum
sounds so good now I'll get you guys
some flat maize pyramids for the table
okay be right back every waiter ever and
does the pizza come with cheese
yeah it's pizza anything else good
thanks
oh my god he's so mean yeah I don't know
what happened waiters usually love us
yeah it's time to turn on the charm
right here Oh
so Dean what are your favorite things to
eat here really you're gonna change your
order now I just put your order and I'd
have to call them in no no of course not
we would ever know okay good okay
they're not weird we should like leaving
a really big tip or something yeah 25
percent perfect great pizza thanks Dean
50 percent yeah
how we doing on breadsticks over here
and one order the cheesy nachos sounds
good let me just get those menus out of
the way for I'll just hold on to it in
case you want to order more food I can
just bring it back whenever you need it
I'm really gonna need that many bad I
really need this menu
give me the menu what this what it back
I'm doing my job
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thanks you guys sounds great I'll be
right out with those drinks I don't need
to write it down I remember everything
damn Dr Pepper no just mr. Pibb it's
like dr. pepper except I didn't go to
medical school
okay are you sure you don't want coke
it's like a sprite but I got a tan I
know other stuff mr. Pibb all right yeah
he's probably his parents are probably
really disappointed that he didn't go to
medical school you know I'll go get
those orders
welcome to Olive Garden now we're here
for an anniversary or a breakup
that's so funny like a DJ I hear we have
a birthday yes it's it's my birthday
Trent how old are you now how old are
you now baby boy another year older that
you survived happy birthday dear Trey
happy birthday to you oh happy happy
happy day happy happy birthday to you
thread check please
all right I have one fried lettuce
sandwich and an unsalted butter soup
enjoy thank you so much
also I have your check right here no
rush okay great hey can I get these
plates clear no I'm not I'm not done I
just got him oh okay yeah no rush all
right and this will be your table feel
free to hover until he's done eating
no rush though hi we're very hungry
no no rush though hi my name is
unpronounceable and I'll be waiting on
you tonight happy happy birthday to you
Fred happy birthday you have another ear
oh the happy birthday
[Laughter]
how old are you now happy birthday baby
boy it's a birthday trance it's not
yours it is yours not yours it is yours
birthday Tom it's the birthday song that
I'm singing loud and I'm singing Proud
it's your birthday I did your trick
Hey
oh crap I wear my ice skates my first
day at Sonic in dresses hey guys I
wanted to introduce you to someone this
is Todd he's gonna be taking over for me
while I go on break I just want you guys
to know that it's not your fault Jonny
left I'm not here to replace him or to
take away anything you guys had together
we'll make new memories well we don't
wanna be yeah and we're not gonna call
you our server yeah we're just gonna
call you your first name that's okay
we'll get there I'll go get your refills
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so I guess we get Todd on the weekends
or thank you for being so understanding
about the delay but it is entirely my
fault
[Applause]
you make wish baby and now time for a
new song that I have just written no
please please don't well you're getting
old a friend but your life is just begun
you started as a baby but you grew into
a man
you'll get more when you earn it that's
a rule here you have to fight to the
death for another one yeah and if you
call this a scoopy you will get a black
eye yeah I thought they were called
Scooby's rule number one is you don't
ask if they're called Scoobies did I
hear someone asking if they were called
Scoobies that's it all right so you're
gonna catch these hands you know I'll
still eat it oh yeah yeah I think we're
crazy
you guys are so cute I wish I could have
your relationship and I wish you guys
the best but also you me just you me I
mean babe look at your hair
I thought you liked it I love it
Dean loves it too Dean get back here I'm
taking or taking you home oh yeah
alright I hope you guys like my hips
take twisting pick up the poor kid step
in here and as we compromise
she has an insulin deficiency she gets
very stabby if she doesn't get her food
no rush though I'm not the one that gets
stabbed all the time
no please just keep staring don't eat
anything this makes it much better and
much more stabby for me so thank you oh
gosh you yeah keep her away from the
stabby things literally anything with a
point you want to keep her away from it
cuz she's good ah ah ah ah man my
appendix again used to share a much
smaller room I tell you wait your twin
meant a nice twin in the womb
favorite baby grew into a man Superman
story there's a baby Danny grew into a
man in the world no hi let me tell you
about today's specials we have a video
picked out just for you we've got a link
to Smosh store with some fresh ass
clothing and we've got the subscribe
button down there and if you don't do
that I will find you and slap you I'm
just kidding I would never do that
or would i I'm crazy I love being a
waiter Long John Silver's
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