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(whispers) Exclusive.
Hi-hi-hi-hi!
Hi-hi-hi-hi!
Oh my God.
(interposing voices)
How are you?
You look amazing.
Are you serious right now?
I just noticed something.
Same bag alert.
Same bag alert.
Twinnies!
How hilarious is this?
That is so funny.
So funny.
So funny.
It's like a sitcom
or something.
You know what I was just thinking?
I just realized this,
you probably just saw it
on my Instagram feed,
and then...
You know, I don't
follow you on Instagram.
So...yeah.
Oh. Okay.
Weird. You don't.
Yeah. No, I don't.
Who cares.
Who cares.
Who cares.
So we have the same bag.
And I love it.
And I love that we're twins.
It's amazing, and I love
it, and it's amazing.
I got it first. Who cares.
You know what? You
copy me, and that is so flattering.
Who cares.
Yeah, but now I can't remember
did you say
that you have to go to
a nightclub after this.
You going out?
You going to...or is it a wedding?
Why are you saying that?
It's just that your
makeup's really heavy.
It looks really good--
Thank you.
--really good, but it's
really heavy. It's really heavy.
I like to put
a little effort in. You know?
So you gotta find what
works for you.
Exactly.
It's about feeling good.
And honestly, I think one of the
reasons that I've been
feeling so good is I've
done the most amazing
cleanse recently.
I highly recommend.
I don't know if you'll be
able to find it though.
That is so good.
You know, I actually just finished
a cleanse too.
Ooh.
Mines a little bit
newer, a little less dated.
It's called the Fresher
than Fresh, Fresh as Clean,
Clean, Clean,
Fresh, Fresh Cleanse.
Sooo good.
- That's really a long name.
It's really long name,
because it's a really
long cleanse.
You do it for a year.
I actually think
I read about your cleanse
on Jezebel.
Wasn't it like a hoax,
people were like getting
really sick from it?
No. That is incorrect.
Like my body feels
so good--
Totally.
--that I really need
only 4 hours of sleep.
You're doing the
whole sleeping at night thing though?
It's so...I just do two
quick 15 minute naps a
day, and I'm ready
to go.
That was like a 30 minute
situation.
Hey! Thank you
so much.
What is your
name again?
Tom
Lauryn: Thome.
Tom: Yeah.
Oh my God.
That is some name.
It's like strong.
And I love your glasses too.
It's so like, that Weezer video, that Weezer guy,
Buddy Holly.
And it's just like retro, and hip.
Are you guys ready
to order?
I think we need a little
more time with the
table tent.
Sure. Have at it.
I'll be right back.
Thank you.
Did you just like see that?
It was like,
sparks, sparks, sparks,
electricity.
I don't know. It was
like the beginning of a
romantic movie or
something.
Did you feel that?
No. Not at all.
Like a rom-com?
I don't know. Maybe.
Maybe it ends up being funny,
but in the end we end up
together. I don't know.
It's funny that you
even say that, because
I was at a SoulCycle class
with Kyra Sedgwick,
and she's just so fit.
So inspirational.
I do sort of the newer
version of that.
It's called SpiritCycle.
It's like SoulCycle, but
it's newer, and it's
better, and it just
takes it to a whole
nother level.
Like I'm all about my
core. Like if it involves
the core, like my tree trunk,
like, I sign right up.
It's my number
one priority.
That's you?
That is me.
Your number one priority.
Good for you.
You just start working
on your core? You just like...
No-no-no. I've been
working on it for a while.
Cool cool cool.
Ready to order.
Do you have any
recommendations?
No. I do. Yeah, the bacon
cheeseburger with smoked gouda
is really good.
You like it?
It's my favorite.
Uh. Oh my God.
I feel like are you in my brain
with me right now?
I am not at all.
No. That's not possible, but um, yes,
I want that, and that's it.
And I can't wait to eat it.
Okay so. Alright.
Sounds good.
I am so rude.
I am getting a text right now.
Let me just check it.
It is you.
Why are you texting me? From here?
I'm texting you purposely,
because a joke.
Oh my God.
This is a funny joke.
A joke.
Right now.
Lauryn is such a cunty
skank. She is like a
walking, talking pile
of human STD garbage.
Yeah.
Hilarious. It's almost
like it's not meant for me at all.
I know! That's what I did.
I did a really
hurtful text in a character
of someone if
they didn't like you.
It would be so funny.
Oh my God. You are like
a comic, like waiting
to bust out.
Cunt.
(they both giggle)
Whore.
Lauryn: I hate you so much.
I hate you so much.
Lauryn: Wish you were dead.
Eliza: I hope you get
run over when you
Eliza: go out to your car.
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