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Howard. Howard. Howard.
What now?
I have to go to the bathroom. You just
went to the bathroom. I didn't use it
because it didn't seem
safe. Despite all my emails, the toilet
didn't have a seat belt.
Well, it still doesn't. I realize that
that safety concerns went out the window
two apple juices ago.
Fine.
Why are you getting annoyed? I'm trying
to be a better friend, but you
constantly say and do irritating things.
Like when when? How about in the car?
I'm an astronaut and you know it. You
just don't like admitting it because
you're jealous.
Well, truth be told, as a child, I did
dream of going to space. Those
astronauts are my heroes. And when you
got to go, it was hard for me.
Thank you. Because it made me realize
I'll just send anyone up
there. Aren't you going to let me out?
Nope. But I still need to use the
bathroom. Here you go. Be creative. Now,
what's the matter? You scared of a
little turbulence? No. Turbulence is
just the equalization of dal temperature
variations in the atmosphere. Not scared
at
all. Oh, apple juice. Stay where you
are. This is nothing. I experienced way
worse when I was plummeting back to
Earth, apparently not being a real
astronaut. Okay, that was a big
one. I take it back. I'm scared of
turbulence, but I need that
backpack. I'm sorry for every mean thing
I ever did or said to you. I'm sorry,
too. It's all my fault.
If you weren't my friend, there'd be a
hole in my life. Thank you, Shelton.
Kind of like when Firefly was cancelled,
but not as big.
[Music]
The captain has turned off the fastened
seat belt sign. You're now free to move
about the cabin.
It's over.
Yeah. Should we stop holding hands now?
in a minute. Okay, good.
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