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- You're not smart with tech are you?

My response to that, Clarke, is

the name would be TechDumb if I wasn't tech smart.

Hey what's up guys?

Keaton here.

So what I got is a laser mouse.

You heard that right.

Not a mouse with the laser on the bottom.

No no no, this thing is all laser.

Yeah, drop a like on this video

if you know what a mouse is, because it's 2016.

I'm guessing not everyone knows what a mouse is.

And I just want to know who those people are.

Let's see what this laser's all about.

So this right here is a laser mouse.

And the reason why I'm making this video,

is my last video, which was a laser keyboard.

If you're gonna spend

a few hundred bucks on a laser keyboard,

I will personally come over and I will hold the laser down.

You know what, screw it.

I'll type for you.

For that kind of money, I will type for you.

If you haven't seen it, right up here.

If you have, comment down below.

That video got half a million views,

so thank you guys so much for that.

And that's kind of why I wanted to check this one out.

It's a mouse.

It's gonna be projected.

You're gonna tap on it.

And that's how it's gonna work, or so the box says.

It looks like a Transformer.

Where have those movies gone?

Have they made another one yet?

It's been a few years, I know.

Alright, cool, so it's a laser mouse.

That's pretty much it.

It's pretty expensive, I'm not gonna lie.

So if you wanna check it out, link's below.

Look at it, okay, yep, definitely a Transformer.

Definitely a Transformer.

Got a nice size to it.

It's like one of those travel mice you'd find.

I'm hoping, at least with all the laser stuff,

I really want them to actually be good.

So I'm hoping this one's good.

And then you can put it in your bag or whatever,

or your pocket, and then when you're on the go,

and you need to bang out some typingness,

you have a mouse, and it's not taking up your entire bag.

That took too many words to describe.

We get, oh, micro USB cable, to charge it.

I mean if you've been subscribed to the channel,

you probably own a thousand of these already.

That's how you charge it, super simple.

Got some laser warnings at the bottom.

Don't shine this in your eyes, kids.

(dramatic music)

Don't be that kid.

I was that kid, I was like, what does it do?

That's why I can't really see.

So let's go ahead and set this up.

(distant sirens)

You need the cord to actually use the mouse.

It's not Bluetooth.

So I done goofed.

Basically you need the cable to actually use the mouse.

Which is a little sad, because it's expensive,

and most mice are Bluetooth and wireless.

So, taking some points off there.

Hopefully it's really good.

Plug it in.

Come on, you can fit.

Alright.

Geez, I'm dropping everything today.

It's one of those days, wow.

Plug it into the MacBook Air.

It's been beat up since the last time I did a mouse video.

And bam, got the laserness,

got the laser goodness.

You can see it here.

You can see it, looks good.

It's like, it's a trackpad.

It's straight like the trackpad that I have on my desk.

The Apple Magic Trackpad, you know what I'm talking about.

Alright, I mean, looks promising.

There's only one way to find out.

Does it work?

It does work!

Ladies and gentlemen, it works!

Awesome, alright, let's create a new folder.

See if the actual, the clicky parts work.

It makes a little click too when you hit it.

So it's kind of making you feel like you're at home,

with a mouse, but it's a virtual mouse.

Sweet, awesome, I don't know why I used this one.

I should be using this one.

Bad trackpad, gotta use this one.

Alright, so let's go to Google.

So what I have enabled on my MacBook Air

is when I touch the main part,

sounds weird, when I hit the main part,

it actually serves as the click.

So for example if I go to eBay here.

I tap on the main part, it's gonna work.

Kind of serves as another touch point.

Verses just hitting the upper left part here.

See how scrolling is.

Wish it was a little bit more fluid.

It's not bad, definitely not bad.

But the mouse is expensive,

so I would have liked it to be a little bit better, come on.

Okay, it's definitely delayed, it is definitely delayed.

They got a deal on a Playstation Plus card.

I'm gonna have to check that out, sorry guys.

Oh wow, that is definitely a deal, they got a deal there.

Alright, I mean would've like it to have been,

would have liked it to be a little bit better.

I don't know words.

The scrolling's a big deal for me because I like to scroll.

Versus like on my trackpad here, scrolling's buttery smooth.

Yum yum.

So yeah, I mean, it's expensive.

I wouldn't say it's as good as the finger mouse.

(imitates laser firing)

'Cause this thing is a trooper.

For $3.00, straight trooper.

If you haven't seen the video, check it out right up there.

For $3.00, I mean this is better than this laser mouse.

So yeah, that's pretty much it for this video.

If you guys enjoyed it and have ever

shined a laser in your eyes, be sure to drop a like on it.

And I want you to respond to comments more.

I'm starting to do this more often,

but basically as long as you leave a comment down below,

it'll get featured in a video at least at some point.

So Clarke1234 asks,

you're not smart with tech are you?

(sigh) Clarke.

Clarke, Clarke, Clarke, my boy, Clarke.

The name isn't TechSmartt for no reason my friend.

And you know it's super smart

when there's two t's at the end.

So, my response to that Clarke is

the name would be TechDumb, if I wasn't tech smart.

So, that's really all I gotta say.

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I really want to hit two million soon.

So yeah, I'll see you guys soon, peace.

(robotic laughter)

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