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[humming]
My Sunday relaxation kit.
Let's see... pillow.
Placed just so
for slight foot elevation.
Flower... to brighten the room.
Flower fragrance.
[sighing]
And the final touch.
Yes, I'd like to order
the Sunday special.
Yes, the pedicure
and foot massage house call,
that is correct.
See you at 4:00 my good man.
This is gonna be a heavenly day.
Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-bons.
Hello there,
heaven's little wonder.
Take me on a chocolate vacation.
Whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
[grumbling]
[humming]
[humming]
Om.
In order to achieve complete
brainfulness,
one must clear one's mind
of all distractions.
[doorbell ringing, grumbling]
Distractions are only
in your mind.
[doorbell ringing, grumbling]
You are the center
of the universe.
[doorbell ringing]
Center of the universe.
[doorbell ringing, grumbling]
Will you answer the door
already?!
[humming]
Ah, time to relax.
[music playing]
[gasping]
Squidward!
Well, time to go.
Squidward! Squidward, wait!
Now what?
You dropped
this little piece of paper.
Yeah. So what?
I just figured
you'd probably want it back.
[music playing]
♪ Figaro
Figaro ♪
♪ Figaro
Figaro ♪
♪ Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro ♪
♪ Figaro ♪
[coughing]
[grumbling]
Hmm? Uh, how strange.
Usually, I wake up each morning
with a dark feeling of dread
gnawing at my stomach.
But today,
I feel positively... happy!
[music playing]
♪ Smilin' rainbows, smilin' sun
Smilin' rocks, and vegetation ♪
♪ Look ma, I'm dancing
And hear my song ♪
♪ The world is lovely
When nothing is wrong ♪
♪ Everything's smiling
Yes even me ♪
♪ Is this what they call
Feeling happy? ♪
[grunting]
♪ - This doesn't hurt ♪
- Morning, Squidward.
Good morning, SpongeBob.
Oh, that's why
I felt great this morning,
there was no SpongeBob.
[sighing]
Now, this is how
I was always meant to live.
[chuckles]
[yawning]
Bedtime.
Oh, a built in alarm clock.
Hoo, this place has got it all.
[beeping]
[beeping, snoring]
[sirens blaring]
What is it? Why?
What's happening?
- Eight, seven...
- Oh, no.
- It's not an alarm clock!
- Five, four...
It's a countdown!
Two, one.
[Squidward screaming]
[music playing]
Huh? What- What the- uh.
That was horrible.
[humming]
[dinging]
[humming]
[chirping]
[doorbell ringing]
Huh?
[grumbling]
[SpongeBob]
Hey.
Whatcha doing?
I'm... busy.
[rooster crowing]
[Squidward humming]
[sighing]
Well, 20 minutes in the bath
is probably enough.
[sighing]
Another day... another day.
[humming]
[humming]
[music playing]
[music playing]
[chirping, music playing]
[music playing]
Hello and welcome one and all
to a super special episode
of House Fancy.
I'm your host, Nicolas Withers.
Our first very special guest
on today's show,
will be none other than--
[phone ringing]
Oh.
I think I'll take my bike today.
I'm my own man.
Now these neighbors
know how to live.
[music playing]
Intensive. Hmm.
I bet they won't have...
[gasping]
Wow! They have it! Canned bread!
This town is great!
I would really be impressed
if it had...
an interpretive dance academy.
[music playing]
Yeah, it's even better
in a group.
[music playing]
This town is perfect.
[music playing]
A clarinet trio?
[music playing]
[rooster crowing]
Another great day.
Oh, look,
everybody's on their bike today.
It just gets better
and better.
All together.
[music playing]
[music playing]
[music playing]
[music playing]
[music playing]
I sorta don't feel like playing
my clarinet today.
[music playing]
Must... re... lax.
[popping]
[sighing]
Look at yourself.
You're losing your bluish glow.
Stop worrying so much.
Now, repeat after me.
You will not go back
to the Krusty Krab.
I will destroy the Krusty Krab.
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
- Have you finished--
- No!
That's it. That's it.
No matter what sick fantasies
run through my mind,
I will not go back
to that restaurant!
[panting]
Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
[SpongeBob]
Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
Have you finished those errands?
[panting]
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Errand? Errand? Errand?
Errand? Errand? Errand?
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
No, I am not finished
with those errands,
and I never will be!
So, quit checking up on me!
I know what you're up to.
Forcing me to come back here
every time you mess up!
- But I haven't.
- Okay.
Maybe you haven't messed up yet
but you will.
You will and when you do,
I'll be there!
I'll be there!
[laughing]
Gosh, Squidward sure is
a hard worker.
He makes me proud
to wear these hats.
There.
[chuckles]
Now I'll have to stay here
and enjoy myself.
[chuckles]
I'm not even gonna think
about you-know-who
at the you-know-what
doing I-don't-care.
[chuckles]
Just gonna... relax.
Let Squid's day off... begin.
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